Lisa Denton - 3,000 ...............

AHEM!
false advertising...you led me to believe it would be the lisa denton 3000 vibrator! i came in here thinking i would see the latest, greatest in stimulation technology!

where are the lawyers?!:mad:
 
vella_ms said:
AHEM!
false advertising...you led me to believe it would be the lisa denton 3000 vibrator! i came in here thinking i would see the latest, greatest in stimulation technology!
Maybe Lisa Denton is the latest and greatest in simulation technology?
 
Liar said:
Maybe Lisa Denton is the latest and greatest in simulation technology?

know what?...i think you might be on to something here. ill have to have a 're-think':eek:
 
Oopsie.
Stimulation technology, I mean.
 
Liar said:
Oopsie.
Stimulation technology, I mean.

it was great either way, handsome
simulation stimulation...
the new 'no hands' approach. *grin*
 
Uh, gosh, some of you peoples musta seen that one good post I made, anywho thanks, especially ....

"vella, the sweetest cunt on the AH"

I say that with lots of affection ...... well, maybe some lust also.

On my 3000th birthday I feel every one of those 3000 years old.
The other day I was looking through some of the fightin, bitchin and name-callin threads and was surprised to see my name and AV on a thread joinin in in the shit-throwing.

Maybe that person said something weird, but he didn't deserve that from me, hell, I didn't deserve that from me and the AH surely didn't deserve that from me. I am sorry. I apologize to Huck and everybody.

To those of you who didn't know, I got all fucked up, not in a good way, last weekend. Car wreck, no bones were broken but I was a mess and supposed to be on 3 days bed-rest and taking these damn pills that makes me sleepy, but not hurtin. I know that is not a good excuse but its all I got so I'm gonna use it.

I feel better but just woke up and on my first cup o coffee when I seen this, thanks Edward, you are sweet.

During my 3 days bed-rest I would be bad and come to my computer and post a little, I was bored. I didn't hardly like no threads though cause like people been sayin we had all been fightin too much. the peoples from the GB prolly came here and looked and then ran back to the nice, friendly GB.

I thought the politics would slow down after the election. I voted and watched the news and seen I had cast a losing vote. Its over and done. Some people want to talk about politics now AND they are pissed. The threads sayin we should hate people who voted for Bush may be right, but fuck it, its over, and I'm not gonna hate anybody cause they did what they thought was right.

Oh well, anywho, thats my lil sleepy, (yes I ate a pain pill for breakfast) type ranting and raving.

Somebody please start some nice friendly threads, I'm not good with coming up with topics and stuff. If its a serious thread thats o.k. so long as people are nice and I promise not to hi-jack it .............................. for long, he, he.
 
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