Lipstick Tester

[Carnevil9]

A cosmetics company has come up with a new and improved smudge-proof, smear-proof lipstick; one that they claim will stay on your lips, and not your coffee cup, napkin, cigarette, or partner, no matter what you do. They plan an all-out advertising campaign around the new product.

But the corporate lawyer advises that they had better do extensive testing first; such claims have a tendency to backfire unless one is absolutely certain.

So, they set up a testing phase. The coffee cup and cigarette tests are easily handled. But kissing, blowjobs, pussy licking, toe-sucking, ass-munching, and all sorts of other activities need to be carefully tested. And of course they need to hire lab technicians to run the tests.......

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

So.......? An outpouring of volunteers alters the companies decision to hire lab technicians thus using the volunteers which causes a union strike? United Technician Prohibition? The union starts their own "smear" campaign?

 

[Hypoxia]

The secret lipstick formula has long-term effects. Maybe the lips get botox-y fat after a year. Maybe slurped tongues and blown cocks shrivel, or bloat, or turn green. Or maybe not. But the long-term effects demand long-term research. Can we get a grant?

 

[Miasorrow]

Don't let them fool you..
It's just a lawyer's trick so they can supervise the testings..

 

[lovecraft68]

And in the back ground as the testing goes on Connie Francis is playing in a loop....

Okay, that's only if its non consensual and they are being tortured...

 

[blin18]

Nothing turns green, but there was one curious side effect, it replaces the gag reflex with a suck and swallow reflex.

 

[Miasorrow]

And in the back ground as the testing goes on Connie Francis is playing in a loop....

Okay, that's only if its non consensual and they are being tortured...

I would prefer the lawyers to be tested instead. Gaging with red lipstick on while trying to explain the course of defense...

 

[BurningMonkey]

Nothing turns green, but there was one curious side effect, it replaces the gag reflex with a suck and swallow reflex.

Or alternatively they discover the only way to remove the lipstick is by vaginal secretions, taken directly from the source...but the process is accelerated when such secretions are mixed with semen...

 

[SashaGaga999]

The secret lipstick formula has long-term effects.

How about as the lipstick trials are going on, one of the scientists behind the project decides to sneak in a few special ingredients from other projects the company is working on:

1) a topical aphrodisiac that causes the women who use it to become almost instantly aroused

2) a chemical that causes their lips to plump up when in use

3) an ingredient that causes higher saliva production?

4) and of course, something that anesthetizes/numbs the throat for reduced gag reflexes?

Each different chapter could happen as the scientist adds another 'feature' to the lipstick.