Lingerie Shopping in Florida

[FloridaBob]

OK,so there's a highly popular thread lingerie shopping in London. I know you Florida ladies need lingerie too,so why not a lingerie shopping in Florida. So here it is. Ladies,would anyone be interested in going lingerie shopping ? For you of course ! I'm buying,and not crying ! Don't be shy ladies.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

OK,so there's a highly popular thread lingerie shopping in London. I know you Florida ladies need lingerie too,so why not a lingerie shopping in Florida. So here it is. Ladies,would anyone be interested in going lingerie shopping ? For you of course ! I'm buying,and not crying ! Don't be shy ladies.

Good luck Bob!

 

[FloridaBob]

Thanks, I’ll keep my fingers crossed!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well, it is an interesting attempt. But here is the problem, London, in the UK so carries a wide variety of sizing in lingerie, I have dreams about going to the UK just to go into a lingerie stores and find things that fit. Florida in the US, will only find something if you fit some sort of cookie cutter. London is known for dozens and dozens of eclectic markets and bazaars where one could find everything one could imagine and more. Florida is known for where one could find anything Mickey Mouse they could ever imagine and more, at a 1000% mark up.

I would love to go lingerie shopping in Florida, but where, where Bob, where?

So hum what else is Florida known for. Um we could antagonize the crazy people as they walk by (oh wait, I am one of the crazy floridans and I don't recommend antagonizing me). people always talk about Florida man, but never Florida woman. We could make up crazy things about alligators and scare the tourists. that is always fun.

oh I know, drive around while bitching about how horrible everyone drives, why the left lane is always the slowest, and why no one uses their fucking turn signal unless it is to put it on and leave it on for 40 miles.

ok and the beach, there is always going to the beach. oh and flamingos, I do love the flamingos.


but seriously, lingerie shopping, in florida, where, is there a store that I don't know about? I must know.

 

[FloridaBob]

LOL !! So true about Florida ! I'm transplanted for about 13 years now,and still not accepted as a real Floridian ! Now,about that lingerie shop. I wouldn't have a clue. You're right,Florida isn't London. 🏖

 

[bagginsssss]

I always thought the USA had more designer outlet shops than London, never considered Lingerie shops being few and far between. However when I was on holiday at Clearwater Beach found a Linerie shop - I know Florida is massive so it may not help. Bob will let you know how it goes in London in a couple weeks time

 

[FloridaBob]

OK thanks ! It's a great concept.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I always thought the USA had more designer outlet shops than London, never considered Lingerie shops being few and far between. However when I was on holiday at Clearwater Beach found a Linerie shop - I know Florida is massive so it may not help. Bob will let you know how it goes in London in a couple weeks time

Bloody hell, is it actually on? Pics, pics, pics please . How very exciting

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I always thought the USA had more designer outlet shops than London, never considered Lingerie shops being few and far between. However when I was on holiday at Clearwater Beach found a Linerie shop - I know Florida is massive so it may not help. Bob will let you know how it goes in London in a couple weeks time

omg, don't even get the female shopoholic started. Just trust me, US doesn't know shit about dressing women's bodies, most notably we don't know shit about titties. Europe, they got titties covered.

There is actually a little shop in Orlanda, LaBella intimates. Owned by a European chick who moved to America and then was all like OMG what the fuck is this shit. But she is small, more a place you go for a consult and she special orders things for you. She does have a little surprise monthly subscription plan tailored per customer which is kind of cool. Also surprisingly Nordstom's has been trying to step up their game. Or maybe not surprising. There is a reason why other department stores continue to crumble and fall, yet they manage.

But for the most part it is all just Victoria's secrets, Fredrick's of Hollywood, chinese knock off crap, and other standard cookie cutter. Don't get me wrong, I have a ton of VS panties and yoga pants, FH garters and stockings, and china crap and I are besties, but yeah for the most part, you might as well just go to walmart, it is all the same crap.

LOL !! So true about Florida ! I'm transplanted for about 13 years now,and still not accepted as a real Floridian ! Now,about that lingerie shop. I wouldn't have a clue. You're right,Florida isn't London. 🏖

now Bob, aren't you glad you started this personal. you probably just wanted to get off talking to someone with tits and a vajayjay and now you are stuck talking about shopping for tits instead, how is that working out for you?

it does take a while to be integrated to the Floridian society, and that also depends upon where. lets be real, north florida versus south florida are like two different counties, divided by the line of Mickey. You sound south. I am most decidedly North. Really north is easier, just don't give a fuck about well anything, and then you are integrated. it also helps to mumble, think nothing of alligators, think we are all going to die when it falls below 40, and run around naked for no reason what so ever. once you hit those points, you are a true north Floridian.

(FYI, I see you are new, but again also a floridian, so I hope you don't take me too seriously, and I assume you won't as again while new here, still a Floridian, I am just as harmless as all the other florida women, well north florida women anyway, who knows about those southern peeps. I don't bite, hard, unless you fuck with the AC of course, you know how Florida women are about the AC)

 

[FloridaBob]

Justdesperatemonandwife,
I loved your post,and it's all true! I was on the west coast 60 miles north of Tampa,and now I'm on the East Coast 100 miles east of Tampa. It's like night and day ! There actually is a privately owned lingerie shop here,but I've never been in it You are correct about the turn that this thread has taken. However,it's all good! I enjoy just chatting about everything and nothing. Still looking for takers though.
BTW,65F today,so no ones freezing,but a lot of rain! Enjoy the rest of your weekend,and keep that good humor and wit coming ! Bob🏖

 

[UgliestSon]

There are plenty of lingerie shops around Tampa. They mostly cater to all the strippers who work the clubs here. I think you can still pay them in pills and blow.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Justdesperatemonandwife,
I loved your post,and it's all true! I was on the west coast 60 miles north of Tampa,and now I'm on the East Coast 100 miles east of Tampa. It's like night and day ! There actually is a privately owned lingerie shop here,but I've never been in it You are correct about the turn that this thread has taken. However,it's all good! I enjoy just chatting about everything and nothing. Still looking for takers though.
BTW,65F today,so no ones freezing,but a lot of rain! Enjoy the rest of your weekend,and keep that good humor and wit coming ! Bob🏖

Well Bob. You can buy my me lingerie. Though I am not going down there, anytime I drive that far south all I can think is, please god, I want to live.

Well let me see, I got out my handy measuring tape and my American size chart. http://imgur.com/5AIJbGU
So let me see, my hips are 39, so they wear a medium 8. My waist is 31, so it wears a large/12. My tits are 50, so they might fit an xxxl 24. More fun, my band measurement is 36. So lets look at that bra size chart http://imgur.com/J7xVzUC
So my bra size in US size charts is a 36N today.

if you find a place that I can shop, i will meet you there (heads up N doesn't actually exist in American lines). See why I'm all bitter that I'm not in London. I exist in London damn it.

Yeah strippers in florida with similar tits get sued for whiplash and end up on the People's Court. Thank you Tawny Peaks (And hers weighed significantly less than mine lol). Though when she retired, she did have her implants removed and auctioned one on eBay and it went for like 17k, so I guess it made up for its damage. And damn, I'm all sorts of knowledgeable on Florida tits today.

And yeah I bet the strippers can still be paid in blow, they can here north of the Mickey line. Don't ask how I know. Just accept that I know.

So what else would you like to chat about. It is a chilly rainy day here, like 50. No deaths yet, but I will keep watching the news. I did see that Florida Man shoots Florida woman after paying $5 And a can of Pringles for sex but then wanting a refund. Florida woman dismembers boyfriend (bet he fucked with the AC). Florida woman pulls knife on man in Dollar general who accused her of farting. Florida woman robs postal truck with plastic gun and flees on tricycle. Well damn Florida Woman is really on fire this month.

 

[Naughtyboy31]

Well, it is an interesting attempt. But here is the problem, London, in the UK so carries a wide variety of sizing in lingerie, I have dreams about going to the UK just to go into a lingerie stores and find things that fit. Florida in the US, will only find something if you fit some sort of cookie cutter. London is known for dozens and dozens of eclectic markets and bazaars where one could find everything one could imagine and more. Florida is known for where one could find anything Mickey Mouse they could ever imagine and more, at a 1000% mark up.

I would love to go lingerie shopping in Florida, but where, where Bob, where?

So hum what else is Florida known for. Um we could antagonize the crazy people as they walk by (oh wait, I am one of the crazy floridans and I don't recommend antagonizing me). people always talk about Florida man, but never Florida woman. We could make up crazy things about alligators and scare the tourists. that is always fun.

oh I know, drive around while bitching about how horrible everyone drives, why the left lane is always the slowest, and why no one uses their fucking turn signal unless it is to put it on and leave it on for 40 miles.

ok and the beach, there is always going to the beach. oh and flamingos, I do love the flamingos.


but seriously, lingerie shopping, in florida, where, is there a store that I don't know about? I must know.

Will you take me with you lingerie shopping??? Pleaseeee