Lines to break up to

[Rhys]

So what's your favorite break up line?

What did you use to tell your not so significant other to get the hell out of your life?

I am rather fond of "there's just no spark"

but then I am an asshole

 

[Guest]

"So I was thinking about you as I was getting laid last night..."

 

[cybergirly]

I just don't love you like that...

 

[celiaKitten]

'You need too much sex, I always feel inadequate'

*said to me*

 

[penguindance]

 

[Vilac]

"You're not as good in bed as your sister........"


I'm thinking that one would work wonders, don't you?
V~

 

[calypso_21]

Honey, I've had bad and I've had good. I don't even know where you fit in. But it isn't in with the good!

 

[unclej]

the last time i actually broke up with some one i just told her the truth. "you care a whole lot more for me than i do for you. you want a lot more out of this than i can give. it's not fair to you to keep this going."

i've got a line in one of my songs that i've never used but it might be cool if i could.

there's a pretty little lady down in san antone.
she wanted me to settle down.
i said, "no, no darlin' i'm not that kind.
i ain't lookin' and you ain't been found."

 

[cybergirly]

How about a simple: Get the fuck out!

 

[Guest]

Thank you Pretty lil Stranger!

"I'm afraid I've fallen in love with a handsome Desi named yoyotwat"

 

[Ezarc]

It is beyond my control.
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[cybergirly]

My husbands back in town...

 

[naudiz]

What, you're still here?

 

[Ezarc]

So the test results from the lab came back.
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[sunstruck]

Shit! I thought the locksmith was comming at noon!

 

[Rhys]

Shit! I thought the locksmith was comming at noon!

LOL! I like that one...I may use it

 

[lisalove]

How about a simple: Get the fuck out!

before I call the cops.


Usually I would tell the person my life is a mess and I'm not able to have an exclusive relationship with them (don't want to drag them down to my personal hell). *stifling a laugh* and "no, we can't even be friends...it's just too painful".

 

[Ezarc]

My other girlfriend is having my child and I need to be there for her.
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[sunstruck]

Thanks. A few years ago a friend of mine was dating this hot, but worthless girl. A true waste of skin. She'd been fired from 7 jobs in 9 months.

One night after about ten minutes of screaming (which I spent trying to slither to my get away car) this exchange took place.

Him "I just can't take this anymore! I'm going to have to let you go".

Her: "What?"

Him "You're fired".

I laughed my ass off. She threw a book at me.

 

[cybergirly]

ahh why deal with it...

Just send him an email

 

[Ezarc]

My worst break up line I have every used. I was trying to be nice and break up softly and she kept trying to save things. Finally I got tired and said "You fucked up. Game over."
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[naded]

My most recent:

"This my dear is a restraining order...."

 

[cybergirly]

My most recent:

"This my dear is a restraining order...."

ROFLMAO

sorry, but that'll do it.

 

[naded]

Yes, she got the point

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I used close to ezarc's last one, cept mine went

"I've had enough, fuck off."