Lines guaranteed to let him know his line didn't work.

[shereads]

"If you do get me in bed, and I ever find out about it..."

 

[Guest]

I'm a lesbian.

 

[Guest]

I'm a lesbian.

Pear, this doesn't always work, though. Some guys just say, "Can I watch?"
its better to say:
I'm a hemaphrodite or I've got some hideous, infectous disease.

 

[shereads]

I'm a lesbian.

Are you kidding? Half the men who heard that one would take it as a challenge, and the other half would ask if your friend would like to come too.

 

[shereads]

"I find you attractive too. Will it matter to you later if I'm not exactly the gender you think I am?"

 

[Blackie Malone]

"have you ever made love to a man before?"

 

[Guest]

"Oh, how cute. Looks just like a penis, only smaller."

 

[shereads]

"Finally, a man who isn't intimidated by my ex-husband's mob connections."

 

[Liar]

Pear, this doesn't always work, though. Some guys just say, "Can I watch?"
its better to say:
I'm a hemaphrodite or I've got some hideous, infectous disease.

You don't have to be so creative. Most guys would run at hearing the words "My real name is Fred, but I tuck in in real well."

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"Sorry, I'm NOT a lesbian " - would work much better on a man than the other way, I think.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I'm a lesbian.

Bloke's simple answer to this:

"That's ok, so am I!!!"

 

[Guest]

Bloke's simple answer to this: "That's ok, so am I!!!"

It might work if he responded, "And I'm a twat." P.

 

[Guest]

Bloke's simple answer to this:

"That's ok, so am I!!!"

Or...

"Okay, bring your girlfriend, I'm happy to just watch."

 

[minsue]

I usually just stick with, "Thanks, but no."

It may be boring, but it works.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

It might work if he responded, "And I'm a twat." P.

How did you know my best line????

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Or...

"Okay, bring your girlfriend, I'm happy to just watch."

Yep, another "Bloke quote"

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"I'll never get THAT drunk!"

 

[Guest]

How did you know my best line????

I told her.

Ok, here's one, from me...

"It's ok, the swelling only means I'm well up for it."

 

[Guest]

How did you know my best line????

Great twats think alike. P.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I told her.

Yeh well,

Pulled you dinnit???

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Great twats think alike. P.

Yes, of course!

 

[TheEarl]

"Not enough beer in the world."

The Earl

 

[Guest]

"Not enough beer in the world."

Aw, you poor thing. Have you recovered?

Pear

 

[Guest]

Yeh well,

Pulled you dinnit???

Um...


YES!

You Twat.

(Edited to add: that and your infamous AV. Oh wait, no, that came after).

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

"Hmm? Oh finally! I must introduce you to my friend Fredrico. You've been ass-fucked before right? Oh why am I eve asking, of course you have."

Sigh, I wish I could remember some of the lines from one of my old friends. She made a hobby out of grossing out perverted horny men.