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Send me a message about yourself that isn't creepy or boring, and you just might get a Skype voice call with a very strange and snarky woman in a few minutes!

To enter this sweepstakes, you must be over the age of 25 and send me a PM that includes some interesting thought or detail about yourself. Sexual messages or messages that only say "talking sounds interesting" will be disqualified.

Act fast, as this is a limited time offer!
 
So did anybody win?

Someone did, and we had a lovely conversation.

Now I'm offering a second round to those who didn't disqualify themselves in round one.

Send me a non-sexual message with actual content about yourself to apply for a chance to win a voice conversation tonight!
 
Someone did, and we had a lovely conversation.

Now I'm offering a second round to those who didn't disqualify themselves in round one.

Send me a non-sexual message with actual content about yourself to apply for a chance to win a voice conversation tonight!
The question is how do we know whether we disqualified ourselves, or were a runner up?
 
Someone did, and we had a lovely conversation.

Now I'm offering a second round to those who didn't disqualify themselves in round one.

Send me a non-sexual message with actual content about yourself to apply for a chance to win a voice conversation tonight!

Does the fact that you replied to my question mean I made it to the 2nd round?
 
Longing to chat

I am a writer, of disability fiction and history. My unique passion for life is demonstrated is bizarre links. I once gave a talk comparing Star Wars, Zoroastrian scripture and lemon coke in the same pargraph. You seem like the kind of person who can find humor in different things.
I have kinks which most people find weird. I can explore anything and everything. You are both a real passionate woman, and a ideal, of joy and hope.
 
Since there's apparently been some confusion, I'd just like to reiterate that if your first message to me is sexual in nature, you're out of the running. Also, as my name should imply, I'm looking for conversation, not phone sex.

That said, I'm once again taking applications! Women are especially encouraged to message me.
 
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So whats the prize? A few minute conversation with a "very strange and snarky" women? umm why? What can be learned or gained from a few minute converstion not sexual with a stranger? Thats kinda creepy, and the whole application thing.... ya super creepy. lol
 
So whats the prize? A few minute conversation with a "very strange and snarky" women? umm why? What can be learned or gained from a few minute converstion not sexual with a stranger? Thats kinda creepy, and the whole application thing.... ya super creepy. lol

You sound like a psychopath. What's "creepy" about a woman wanting a nonsexual conversation and offering it in a humorous way? And if you can't fathom the desire to relate to a stranger without immediately being sexual... maybe you're the creep?

There are probably thousands of posts here offering things in which you have no interest. You can ignore those posts without insulting a lady.
 
I am a writer, of disability fiction and history. My unique passion for life is demonstrated is bizarre links. I once gave a talk comparing Star Wars, Zoroastrian scripture and lemon coke in the same pargraph. You seem like the kind of person who can find humor in different things.
I have kinks which most people find weird. I can explore anything and everything. You are both a real passionate woman, and a ideal, of joy and hope.

I’m curious about this Star Wars & Zoroastrian link
 
Gg

Although the force itself comes from Taoism. The Good thoughts good words good deeds idea is very Jedi like. The saoshant, their messiah, is a chosen one. Funeral rites involve the body being left to the elements, very simmlar to Jedi cremation.
 
Haha

You sound like a psychopath. What's "creepy" about a woman wanting a nonsexual conversation and offering it in a humorous way? And if you can't fathom the desire to relate to a stranger without immediately being sexual... maybe you're the creep?

There are probably thousands of posts here offering things in which you have no interest. You can ignore those posts without insulting a lady.

Actually im very creepy but my point was as i have learned this a sexual site for the purpose of meeting people with similar sexual likes and dislike and CHATTING ABOUT THEM! i have also posted looking for people just to chat with non-sexual and be told the same. FIND A DIFFERENT SITE FOR THAT, i was kidding (notice the lol) i never insulted her, (she called herself strange and snarky)like you just did to me. and i found the ad quite interesting and slightly funny which is why i replied but didnt PM her. what are you? her shinning knight hoping to get a reply by defending someone that didnt ask for it. Good luck with that, lots of damsels in distress on the net buddy.
 
This thread went weird places.

Anyway, I've met some lovely people this way and I'm still interested in meeting more. Anyone who isn't horrified at the prospect of a platonic conversation on Skype is welcome to send me a message introducing yourself!
 
You just never know, I was looking for cooking tips and realised it was a bit sexual this place so I went on a cooking forum instead :D
 
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