Limerotica

[sextrovert]

There once was a young lady on Lits
who wanted to show off her tits
To her aroused admirers
who might be enquirers
for pics of her nips

PM if interested.

 

[ItalianStyle]

Well said!

 

[sextrovert]

Limerotica 2

The young lady and her kazoomers
Received many PM's from Baby Boomers
And from some Gen X
writing about sex
in a mood of good humour

 

[uncle easy]

Huh

There once was a lad from Nantucket who's dick grew so long he could suck it and he said with a grin,, as he wiped off his chin if my ear was a pussy I could fuck it

 

[sextrovert]

There once was a lady on Lit
Who fancied herself quite a bit
admiring her looks
while writing a book
of poems and wit

 

[GTO_Racer]

There was a beautiful woman named Honey
Who had a habit charming and funny
She would roll up a buck
Up her cunt she would tuck
So her husband could cum into money.

 

[GTO_Racer]

There was a lonely surveyor named Shand.
He gave into a natives demand.
She was eager to screw
It was then that Shand knew
He'd at last got the lay of the land.

 

[sextrovert]

another

There was a young lady of Harrow.
Who complained that her Cunt was too narrow,
For times without number
She would use a cucumber,
But could not accomplish a marrow

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

Don't do this at home!

There once was a woman named Jill,
Tried a dynamite stick for the thrill,
They found her vagina,
In South Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil!

 

[sextrovert]

Rhyme or reason

There once was a lady named Pussy
whose life was very cushy
She fucked every man she met
for as much money as she could get
Could not help herself really, could she

 

[sextrovert]

Rhyme maker

Quiz: What rhymes with Vagina?

First two corrects answers will receive a photo of...........

Yes you guessed it. Good Luck

 

[Soshameless11]

There was a young lady named Maddie
Who couldn't help lusting for Daddy.
She woke him by blowing
Without mother knowing
And now they're fucking quite madly.

 

[Soshameless11]

Quiz: What rhymes with Vagina?

First two corrects answers will receive a photo of...........

Yes you guessed it. Good Luck

Carolina? Angina?

 

[sextrovert]

Yes

There once was man named shameless
who was not entirely blameless
for exciting the literotica lasses
with words about their tits and asses
and a pussy whose identity will be nameless.

 

[Georgie57]

Quiz: What rhymes with Vagina?

First two corrects answers will receive a photo of...........

Yes you guessed it. Good Luck

Ocean liner, Morris Minor

 

[Inbef]

There once was a woman from China
Who had a painful angina
"I can not suck dick
as I’m feeling too sick.
So you will have to fuck my vagina"

 

[Devils_Erotic_Angel]

Some of the Litsters are quite dirty
Yet others appear to be flirty
They talk a lot about sex
Which leaves some quite perplexed
But for me, it results in a squirty

 

[Devils_Erotic_Angel]

Don't allow this limerick thread to die
It's as American as apple pie
Don't let it go away
It really is fun to play
Be creative and give it a try

 

[sextrovert]

More Limerotica

Don't allow this limerick thread to die
It's as American as apple pie
Don't let it go away
It really is fun to play
Be creative and give it a try

There once was a fellow named Ned
who often would lay on his bed
Thinking how he wanted to fuck a certain Miss
His cock became incredibly stiff
so he jerked off instead.

 

[PleasePeesMe]

There was a young man from Uppingham
Who stood on the bridge at Buckingham
Watching the stunts
Of the cunts in the punts
and the tricks of the pricks that were fucking 'em.

 

[Diseree]

There once was a girl named Ducky
who felt herself incredibly lucky
while drinking at a club
her date began to rub
her clit and then said let's fucky

 

[Devils_Erotic_Angel]

Most Lit Ladies love a little foreplay
Some like it so much, it may take all day
Lit men want to quench
By leaving them drenched
So dedicated, they work till they're gray

 

[Soshameless11]

It was a cold winter's night she said,
The first time she ever gave head.
Now she drops to knees
At the sound of a sneeze,
And her craving has got to be fed.

 

[sextrovert]

There once was a fellow from Madrid
whose fly he frequently undid
Exposing his perpetual erection
to show his true affection
for the lady who fluttered her eyelid.

 

[Devils_Erotic_Angel]

The little beauty had bright red hair
It was the same upstairs and down there
Her man came home from his hunt
Wanting his sweet little cunt
Surprise, she was completely shaved bare