Limerick anyone?

[kiten69]

This thread was started on another board...but i found it pretty addicting...so i'll post the first one...

**running off to snag one of mine off of the BDSM board**

 

[kiten69]

His hardon's dripping sweetly
As he prepares her oh so neatly
His instruments of pleasure
To use at his leisure
First her nipple he starts a tweaking

He pinches the clamps on her nips
And two more on her lips
She feels the pain
That keeps her sane
And her cunt begins to drip

Then she starts to be a nag
So in her mouth he puts a gag
She won't be defiant
She's very compliant
And her head begins to sag

With a paddle made of wood
One strong smack on her hood
She winces in pain
It is for his gain
She'd scream out if only she could

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

There was a young lady from France,
Who boarded a train in a trance.
The Engineer Fucker her,
And so'd the Conductor.
While the Breakman got off in his pants.

 

[cloudy]

there's a thread from last year (I think), with limericks about AH'ers in it. I think Og wrote the most.

here it is

 

[scheherazade_79]

A sexy young vixen called Kiten,
One day wrapped her cunt in a mitten.
She pulled the string tight
So the cold couldn’t bite,
And the Eskimo boys were all smitten.