like or hate about porno movies

Gypsybill

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What do you like or dislike about porno movies. I hate to see a guy pull out of his partner, then jerk off for 2 minutes before he can cum. There are other things I don't like which I will discuss later
 
I hate that as I have grown older i get bored with porn ..After about fifteen minutes i will turn it off because I just get boreded watching it:)
 
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I f the set up is good and the scene is kinky or erotic enough then the cum shot can be great ,,,,but if it;s just a mass of fucking bodies that blow up at athe end I am afraid boredom is often the result for the viewer.
 
I like that they give me ideas

I don't like that most of them don't understand that a real plot would make them much more erotic.
 
I find some aspects boring, such as the lack of an actual story, but have such a love for oral intercourse and watching a woman enjoy the cum of her partner, that it keeps me watching...
 
I actually like more story than sex. If there is a place for it then put in the sex. Otherwise, make a proper place for it and then put it in. I love to watch a woman cum and, unfortunately, most do not on these films. They need to have a little more realism to them.
 
I love good penetration scenes, creative positions, humorous or romantic plots (or any actual plot, really).

I hate all the soundtracks, how at times they really believe a woman wants to be fucked upside down, how they always have a lesbian scene but never a gay scene, how it always becomes a jack-off session for guy at the end of the vignette, and how they truly believe a woman wants to get cum all over her hair.

Oh, yes - and I hate any movie with Ron Jeremy. Ewwwwwwww!
 
I hate it when they dub in the moaning, it's like I'm watching a bad Godzilla movie.
 
Gypsybill said:
What do you like or dislike about porno movies. I hate to see a guy pull out of his partner, then jerk off for 2 minutes before he can cum. There are other things I don't like which I will discuss later

I hate them so much I haven't seen one in over 10 years. Most that I've seen have sleazy performers, lousy plots, bad camerawork, and editing that sucks.

I'd much rather be involved in the 'real thing' than have to sit through one of those films. :D
 
What I feel all porn lacks is...the sounds of sex. Not the moaning etc., but the slippery, squishy, nasty sounds of wet sex. The sounds coming from a freshly filled pussy are some of the sexiest sounds around. Being the group therapy guy from way back, I've always gotten hard at the sound of sloppy seconds.
 
I hate when jackets to the video make it appear that it will be something it is not.

For example, Broken (I think it was) the box said watch these women get broken with witty comments and nasty whippings. Well there was very little dialog and the punnishments seens were ridiculously tame. It really lloked like they just took pieces of other movies. It really stunk.
 
I like to see beautiful women with gorgeous breasts. I also like the scenarios for the most part.

I do not like the terrible acting and I hate cum shots. I would love to see a bigger budget porno with good actors and great plots add in some steamy sex scenes between beautiful people and that would be very hot.

I also hate Ron Jeremy. He is disgusting. Although I have not seen a good male porno actor. Most of them are gross and they take forever to cum.

Lisa
 
Personally I have only seen a couple...and found them almost funny... I have never had the need for a porno movie to get me in the mood!!!!:p
 
I realize they need the "money shot", but does a man ever actually ejaculate INSIDE a woman in one of these things??? I love the feel of warm cum on my skin, sometimes, but it doesn't replace the explosion within...

Oh, I also enjoy the gorgeous women, but the ones with such horrible boob jobs are a real turn off!
 
LadyBlueMoon said:
I realize they need the "money shot", but does a man ever actually ejaculate INSIDE a woman in one of these things??? I love the feel of warm cum on my skin, sometimes, but it doesn't replace the explosion within...

Oh, I also enjoy the gorgeous women, but the ones with such horrible boob jobs are a real turn off!

I'm with you LBM..nothing replaces that feeling...I don't want to waste all that!!!!! The knowing of the moment he is going to cummm is priceless:p
 
One of the best I saw

One of the funniest pornos I saw was a parody on Star Trek. Being a Star Trek fan helped. There were jokes busting on classic lines like He's Dead Jim and stuff.

The entertainment factor let's me give it a better than usual rating.
 
Definitely like the outcome it has on my wife. Definitely a mood enhancer... haven't got much past the first couple of scenes yet.

Also hate the sound as well... part of the big turn on for me is the sounds and the conversation. most of the time it is dubbed or the quality is so poor.

Now if only I could get her to watch it every day or at least every other day, lol (ie: increase the frequency we have sex)

:devil: :p
 
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