Lighter Fluid as a Lube....

[Silverluna]

Oh boy this was not fun.....
I was , I'll admit it, seeing to my nocturnal activites with my vibrator....*blush* And I decide to add some more lube to my more tender parts, I open the little bottle of K-Y Femmine Moisture....dapple some on....and SCREAM with Pain.....

I had to drop the vib, and run down to the bathroom and turn on the cold water. Does this stuff go bad?? Maybe someone snuck into my room and added something?? (No cause no one knows where I keep my toys) Must have been that damn Sprite again....(He's a crafty little bugger...always stealing my glasses)

....Yeow....

 

[Vilac]

lol.....I'm sure that must of hurt to high heaven...but from the moment I saw the title for this thread I've been giggling out loud.....

Thanks for the mental image.....luna. lol.....it's my laugh for the night. lol

V~

 

[Silverluna]

sure...

and....
Yes it did....very very much.....I was ok in the morning....but I think I will have to throw out the bottle..... (I liked it too...before that devil of a Sprite got into it...)

 

[Saint Peter]

Why the hell wont my lighter light? I JUST filled it up.

 

[Silverluna]

Oh you evil "saint"

Not funny...that fucking hurt!

 

[Saint Peter]

I am sure it did. Ya might find a lawyer and get a big settlement.

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

There's only so few ways to say OUCH! That sounds like one of them!

 

[Vilac]

I am sure it did. Ya might find a lawyer and get a big settlement.

A lifetime supply of personal lubricant, perhaps?
V~

 

[Silverluna]

Hooray!

mmmmh....delicious personal lubrication....

 

[Vilac]

Re: Hooray!

mmmmh....delicious personal lubrication....

If you do win that settlement...you could get a case of it a month....and just vary the types....

flavored...scented....warming....etc.

Kind of like the "Book of the Month" club, but only for lube.


V~

 

[Silverluna]

EWWW.....Bubble Yum

Can you imagine bubble yum flavored?? Or Pizza with extra cheeze???


*gag*

 

[Vilac]

Re: EWWW.....Bubble Yum

Can you imagine bubble yum flavored?? Or Pizza with extra cheeze???
*gag*

Hmmmm...hold the anchovies on that pizza, please. lol

How about .....

Licorice? No....mmmm......

Pineapple?
V~

 

[Silverluna]

Licorice is a very potent aphrodesiac....(spelling)

And its yummy....Imagine a tuna flavored one...or sardine?? EWWWWWWWWWW

 

[Vilac]

Licorice is a very potent aphrodesiac....(spelling)

And its yummy....Imagine a tuna flavored one...or sardine?? EWWWWWWWWWW

You know...I've heard that about licorice before. But..at the same time I've also heard that in many instances the smell of it turns some women off. <shrug> What can ya do?

I'll pass on the tuna/sardine flavored lube, thanks. lol...next thing you know you'll be offering up limburger or liver flavored lube. Let's stick with the more conventional line. lol
V~

 

[Silverluna]

which is? I have no idea!

 

[rider]

LOL

So, someone pulled the old "Flexall 454 in the KY jelly" trick on you, eh? Not a nice stunt to pull! But if you want an aspiring amatuer gynocologist to inspect for any long term health effects, let me know. I haven't examined many mermaids, and could use the practice.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Ice Cold]

Glad you are recovering, I was going to kiss it and make it all better.

 

[dreamer]

I'm all for chocolate flavour. Or cherry...mmm...

 

[dreamer]

Oh and Silverluna...sorry about the ouchie...hope you're all slick and yummy before too long

 

[Silverluna]

Good News

Magically I have fully healed......unfortunatly....I'm going to throw out my lube....


And now a moment of silence for the faithful aider in my orgasm............................................................................................Ok moment over!

 

[penguindance]

Re: Good News

 

[Silverluna]

Move along...Move along....

you can go about your business..........we don't need to see any identification......