Since we are no longer required to post actual content, just links, here is mine....Carney (who hasn't even read the content in my link, just so you know)
You know that Literotica has a $3.4 bn stash put away for winners of this year's Arbor Day Contest, don't you? Whoever can write the most popular tree-related sex story walks away with the bulk of it, while third place gets a year's supply of canned pork-and-beans.
Hurry! The way the dollar is falling, it's now gone to $3.3 bn since I wrote the first line...