Life-size pink penis made of sugar

[NoJo]

My wife and I took the day off from the kids and went down to Brighton. On the pier we bought a couple of pink sugar penises for our teenage sons.

Anybody want one, they're unopened; my sons refuse to lick them. (I dunno: Teenage kids. So hard to buy for)

 

[Guest]

My wife and I took the day off from the kids and went down to Brighton. On the pier we bought a couple of pink sugar penises for our teenage sons.

Anybody want one, they're unopened; my sons refuse to lick them. (I dunno: Teenage kids. So hard to buy for)

Hey, if you're really offering, I'd love one!

Could go and buy my own, of course, but it's still a fair treck to Brighton...

Lou

P.S. So ungrateful, aren't they?

 

[CharleyH]

Um, I think I just wrote about that very thing in my last story though it was not quite carnival candied

Maybe he wants my dildo instead? LOL

 

[NoJo]

Re: Re: Life-size pink penis made of sugar

Hey, if you're really offering, I'd love one!

Oh, I could have sworn you already had one. Okay, I'll snail-mail it...

 

[cloudy]

would love one, just for the uniqueness, but a long way over here........

Cloudy

 

[NoJo]

Maybe he wants my dildo instead? LOL

The younger one has a lot of allergies. He might come out in a rash or something unless it's a pure, natural product. Can you check it has no additives.

 

[NoJo]

would love one, just for the uniqueness, but a long way over here........

Cloudy

They also had entire naked women you could put in your mouth. We got one of those too, but we got greedy on the train home and ate it between us.

I love Brighton. So damn crude. The British at play...

 

[cloudy]

Been to London, once, for two days, and enjoyed myself immensely.....did all the touristy things, but didn't make it to Brighton......sounds like a fun place!

Cloudy

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Life-size pink penis made of sugar

Oh, I could have sworn you already had one. Okay, I'll snail-mail it...

I'm imagining it's probably similar in look to my, um, friend.

It's ok, actually, just had a thought (I know!!!). They probably sell them down B'mth pier. I'll have a looksee next time I'm down there. Send them to someone who has no chance of buying one for themselves.

Thanks, anyway!

Lou

 

[NoJo]

B'mouth will probably have soft ones that you don't need teeth for.

 

[dirtylover]

Yuck.


What do they have in Blackpool?

 

[Guest]

B'mouth will probably have soft ones that you don't need teeth for.

Cheeky bugger!

But, yeah, you do have a point. Although recently the mounted police have needed to be called in to patrol the town centre on a Saturday night. Rowdy lot these OAP's.

It's becoming a bit "younger" in feel around here, though. Not nearly as bad as Eastbourne.

Lou

 

[NoJo]

I swas at college in Brighton hemty-hem years ago. Today I overheard two eighteen year olds on the train talking about some guy being "immature". I think I'll move to Eastbourne.

 

[CharleyH]

oh - i have additives, lots of additives perhaps better suited to you -yet - flushed is a nice colour

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Is there a big demand for sugar penises in England?

 

[Guest]

Is there a big demand for sugar penises in England?

Yes, because these we can actually bite into, without having feelings of guilt afterwards.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes, because these we can actually bite into, without having feelings of guilt afterwards.

Lou

Over here if i see two cupcakes with a cherry on top that are close together, I giggle.

 

[CharleyH]

Abs - they are all Catholics over there DESPITE Henry. guilt cums - uh sugar candy-coated and denied! but forgiven.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abs - they are all Catholics over there DESPITE Henry.

Remind me to stay away from there.......oh shit, I"M CATHOLIC!!!

 

[Guest]

I want a pink sugar penis, does Brighton have a website? Can I get a black licorice one?

Perdita

 

[CharleyH]

dita: oh probably - every thing is overcooked there

 

[Guest]

dita: oh probably - every thing is overcooked there

O noooooooooo, not the dicks too?!

 

[Guest]

O noooooooooo, not the dicks too?!

Yeah, after they've gone on for two hours (and more) they tend to get a bit over-baked. Hell of an explosion when they reach critical temp though!

Lou

 

[NoJo]

I want a pink sugar penis, does Brighton have a website? Can I get a black licorice one?

Perdita

Yep, black and pink -- the two main colours, are available.

I bought some cunt pasta from Italy last time I was there. Great with mixed seafood sauce with a dash of chili oil.

 

[Guest]

I've had both cunt and cock pastas, you can get anything in San Francisco. I like the way they swell up when cooked. Ooh, now I'm hungry.

Perdita