SeaCat
Hey, my Halo is smoking
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My life has become a comedy that only someone who appreciates Jeff Foxworthy could appreciate.
I had another visit from my neighbor this evening. I had thought that she would be leaving me alone after I introduced her to my Devils Chicken.
Tonight she came by and demanded two things from me. She demanded that I put up her Christmas Lights for her because I was so obviously done. She went on in detail about what she wanted done and where I could get the lights to do it. (Huh?)
She then informed me that her poor little cat had no food and that she wanted me to give her some. I was almost willing to do this until she produced a bag that she expected me to fill. She wanted me to give her enough to fill a small trashbag. (Enough to feed my cats for a week.)
I thought I was being nice when I asked her why her parents weren't helping her with the lights or the cat food, and where was her BoyFriend during this?
She informed me that I should do as she said as her parents were Cops. I hated to burst her bubble but I know about her parents. Her mother was a dispatcher for a police department that no longer exists, and her father is a reserve with the local Sherriffs Department. She turned and wandered away while mumbling under her breath about people who didn't know their place.
Hey at least she didn't ask or demand food for herself this time.
I'm left to wonder what will come next?
Cat
I had another visit from my neighbor this evening. I had thought that she would be leaving me alone after I introduced her to my Devils Chicken.
Tonight she came by and demanded two things from me. She demanded that I put up her Christmas Lights for her because I was so obviously done. She went on in detail about what she wanted done and where I could get the lights to do it. (Huh?)
She then informed me that her poor little cat had no food and that she wanted me to give her some. I was almost willing to do this until she produced a bag that she expected me to fill. She wanted me to give her enough to fill a small trashbag. (Enough to feed my cats for a week.)
I thought I was being nice when I asked her why her parents weren't helping her with the lights or the cat food, and where was her BoyFriend during this?
She informed me that I should do as she said as her parents were Cops. I hated to burst her bubble but I know about her parents. Her mother was a dispatcher for a police department that no longer exists, and her father is a reserve with the local Sherriffs Department. She turned and wandered away while mumbling under her breath about people who didn't know their place.
Hey at least she didn't ask or demand food for herself this time.
I'm left to wonder what will come next?
Cat