Life is all about the Ass

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Got this in an email today, thought it was cute and wanted to share.


Life
Is all about Ass.

You're either covering it,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
busting it,
or trying to get a piece of it.



Wicked

 

[RenzaJones]

Amen well one ass in particular comes to mind and it's definately what it's all about.

 

[Guest]

Mostly I try to hide it or laugh it off. Still, I haven't heard, "Show me your arse" in some time.

keep healthy, Wicked, really glad you're back.

Perdita

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It's definitely all about the ass.



~lucky

Thanks for sharing, Wicked. So happy to see you around.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

You forgot about moving your ass, working to keep it from spreading, or trying to turn it into steel.

I see a reciprocal connection between my tits and my ass.

Either my agent is on my tits about my ass spreading, or he’s on my ass about my tits drooping.

But, he’s just being an Ass.

 

[Guest]

Burley, you have an agent! and all he could get you was that little AV box? P.

 

[Honey123]

or recovering from being kicked in it!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Burley, you have an agent! and all he could get you was that little AV box? P.

Ms Perdita,

Who said anything about an AV box? Mine is strictly visual.

If I were able to make noises with it — even a Bronx cheer — I would not just be a Talking Woman. I would be a Top Banana!

 

[cantdog]

If I were able to make noises with it — even a Bronx cheer —

We have some very small audio devices these days. We have the technology.

By the way, does someone do its coiffure? Surely a headliner needn't, uh, stoop to do it herself?

cantdog

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... By the way, does someone do its coiffure?...

Now you are posing the Hitchcock Question: “Is it the responsibility of Makeup, Hairstyling, or Costuming.

What with all the rampant surgery, it should, quite often, fall into the area of Special Effects.

For a very brief time, I was nearly convinced to undergo Labia Reduction Surgery until I learned that there was ALSO such a thing as Labia Stretching.

At that point, I gave my former agent an anal enlargement treatment with the toe of my drum majorette boot. (BTW: Does anyone know how to remove brown stains from white leather?)

I doubt that I would have gone for it. Labioplasty has far too revolting a ring to it!

 

[Guest]

Well, some men are tit men, some are leg men, some are ass men, face men, feet men etc., etc.

I figure I must be an ass man. 'Cause everyone is always sayin', "Martin, you're an ass, man."

 

[rgraham666]

Mostly I try to hide it or laugh it off. Still, I haven't heard, "Show me your arse" in some time.

I love fulfilling fantasies.

Show me your ass, perdita

 

[Guest]

(BTW: Does anyone know how to remove brown stains from white leather?)

A neutral shoe polish should remove most of the discoloration, it can then be covered by a few coats of fresh white polish.

The smell is another matter altogether.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... The smell is another matter altogether.

RIGHT!
These boots were made for walking away from.

 

[Guest]

I love fulfilling fantasies. Show me your ass, perdita

Awk! rg, wrong spelling, wrong wrong wrong. It has to be "Show me your arse." (Well, wrong bloke too, sorry.)

Perdita

 

[rgraham666]

Oh darn.

I've done it again, haven't I? Gotten all carried away and too silly by half.

Sorry perdita.

Some guru I am.

 

[Guest]

Got this in an email today, thought it was cute and wanted to share.


Life
Is all about Ass.

You're either covering it,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
busting it,
or trying to get a piece of it.



Wicked

So true!

Good to see you, Wicked!

Personally, I prefer having mine spanked.

Lou

 

[Clare Quilty]

Life as Ass

If life is indeed all about the ass, this is The Ass it is all about.

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_hulk/delilah_cotto/hulkpre5.jpg

 

[Remec]

Can't resist<g>

Mostly I try to hide it or laugh it off. Still, I haven't heard, "Show me your arse" in some time.

<stepping out, as if on cue>
'ere now, whacher on 'bout? Gwan an' do it, eh?
Show me your arse!


<wink>

 

[Guest]

Remec, I am grinning. Photo's in the mail.

Perdita

 

[Remec]

At that point, I gave my former agent an anal enlargement treatment with the toe of my drum majorette boot. (BTW: Does anyone know how to remove brown stains from white leather?)

If it's recent enough, douse it in peroxide...otherwise carefully soak it in bleach (just the stain, mind you)...then let dry, buff the residue away like you would dried mud, then apply shoe polish and shine to gleaming...


(Might be better treatments for honest-to-goodness leather, but it was the first thing to come to mind...<g>)

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

If it's recent enough, douse it in peroxide... buff the residue ...

Goody!

I have peroxide, and I'm real good doing buff!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

How many times must I tell you?

I don't do encores!

 

[Remec]

Remec, I am grinning. Photo's in the mail.

Perdita

Coolness!!!

hehehe <VBG>

Oh, um, I mean...great...looking forward to it...
<rocking on my heels>
<trying to remain calm>
<dashing like a madman for the mailbox>

 

[sweetnpetite]

Amen well one ass in particular comes to mind and it's definately what it's all about.

LOL,

funny I was going to say, "or drooling over desitiny's" (I'm pretty sure that's the one you were refering to)