Life and Microsoft is making me into a grumpy, contentious, embittered old man...

[p_p_man]

What the fuck are all those clouds and pigs doing flying all over the MSN homepage and why are those arsehole pop-ups getting bigger?

I couldn't even find the menu line yesterday because some idiotic company had an ad over half the size of the screen telling me I should by a digital camera NOW!

Oh hell! Where's my heart pills...

ppman

 

[bored1]

Ive been gettin pop ups on ebay! Its pissin me off.

 

[scylis]

p_p_man dying?

oh, don't get our collective hopes up, man!

 

[p_p_man]

p_p_man dying?

oh, don't get our collective hopes up, man!

I'll find a way to post from beyond the grave...

 

[mig]

p_p_man

You're not old.

 

[His_kitty]

It's an evil plot

the Republicans have come up with, just to torture you.

 

[Sillyman]

They just love to fuck with you because they can pp.

 

[p_p_man]

They just love to fuck with you because they can pp.

I can take it...

I'm British!

 

[SINthysist]

You're so fawking old

that I though you were posting from beyond the grave...

I'll be sure to stop listening to your racing tips!