Lies, Lies ~ c.2017

[Wild_Honey_66]

Artichokes are nommy.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Can't stand the cawk. Keep it away from me.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Bored out of my... skull.

 

[Lunation]

I believe in decency, modesty, and healthy living.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

And early bedtimes.

 

[emsway]

There isn't a clown under your bed.

You should have closed your window.

 

[emsway]

Double posts aren't irritating.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm feeling positively bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I wish it were Monday. What's with this weekend business, anyway?

 

[ydahecnot]

I've been sooo awaiting the return of this thread

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I have so much energy I'd like to have sex with half dozen 21 year old women.

 

[13Fantasies]

Boobs are non-erogenous

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Litster,

Tonight is your lucky night!

Litster

 

[ydahecnot]

It's supposed to be lies!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

It's supposed to be lies!

Boobs don't ever interest me.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Can't stand the cawk. Keep it away from me.

Cawks have cooties

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Cawks have cooties

Ban the balls!

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Unreturned PM's are the best thing EVARRRR.

And too much sex gives a man blue balls.

 

[ydahecnot]

Cawks have cooties

Pussies are just snapping turtles with bad teeth

 

[Hypoxia]

Everything is comprehensible.
Everybody is companionable.
Everywhere is commendable.
I don't need another drink.

 

[boss302500]

What am I doing here? I hate this place

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Everything is comprehensible.
Everybody is companionable.
Everywhere is commendable.
I don't need another drink.

Yes you do.

 

[AshleighSays]

Ofc I love wearing that crazy costume and not being able to walk / breathe

 

[hotwords229]

I hate public displays of affection

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I wish you would button your shirt up.