Licci Nicci

[Mistress]

Nicci, whuts down ho? Man! How ya doin'? No diggety. Life treatin' yo' ass
badass gal?

 

[TygerEyez]

Yo' ass Fraik! Oh, no I main dat in some badass way, some real damn badass way!

L-M-F-A-fuckin'-O!

Oh, I needed dat Mistress. Thanks! Hey... yo' ass want mo' fun? I know anotha' one o' dese-he'ah... care t' haih'?

 

[Mistress]

Yo' ass be da damn dieselest ho! 'S all good. Yaih tell me whuts down!

 

[TygerEyez]

The Chef Translator

Vell here-a it is. Remeended me-a ooff zee Svedeesh Cheff oon zee Mooppets... Elveys tusseeng zee seled.

Ploos it joost mekes me-a geeggle-a. Thuooght yuoo meeght leeke-a. Bork Bork Bork!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I have a feeling I missed the joke, but this is cracking me up anyways....

"dese he'ah"......

later, fly-gals...

 

[Mistress]

Damn gal, gimme dat url so's I know where t' go! Step off.

 

[Mistress]

I have a feeling I missed the joke, but this is cracking me up anyways....

"dese he'ah"......

later, fly-gals...

Whuts down dog! Ah be baaad... Y dont yo' ass hang around wit' us in da
house?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Shit girl, I'll lay straight up in this crib when you start throwin' dat booty in a brother's direction....
cause itz all fo' my bitches..

if not I'm a blow dis piece.....

 

[Mistress]

I'd Rock yo' ass likes you've neva' been rocked b4 'espense!
I dont think yo' ass could handle mah ass dog, it'd be all badass lova'!

 

[TygerEyez]

It also does, oh, baby, like Valley Girl. Shah, fer shure, it is like, ya know, so fricken' annoyin', mostly, but boffo to use when makin' fun of those, man, like, like, bottle-bleached blonde bimbos. So like, man, no offense to you chicas livin' in thuh Valley, mostly, and all, like, but... Well, mostly, you knew this was comin' one day so, man, whatever! Gag me with a pitchfork!

Here's thuh Link, like, Mistress babe.

http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/jbc/home/chef.html

 

[Mistress]

whoops

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Oh, itz laid out like dat? I'm the dopest flyest OG pimp gangsta playa hustler hardcore mutherfuker you have come across.....
feel me? Holla'...

time to pimp my ass to bed.....another time Miss....

 

[Jive]

Damn ho, yo' ass be P-R-O-P-E-fuckin'-R! 'S coo', bro.

 

[scylis]

*looks around stupified*

huh?

 

[Mistress]

Hot damn. Right On! ah' gots me some new translato'. Right On!

Yo' ass rock Nicci, I love yo' ass!

 

[TygerEyez]

I love yo' ass too. Right On! So tight, firm. 'S coo', bro... snuggable. What it is, Mama! Damn, mama. Right On!

 

[scylis]

what?

 

[Jive]

Yo Scylis, git yo' ass in de JIBE man. Right On!

 

[scylis]

come again?

 

[Mistress]

Ohway ymay odgay! Itway oesday igpay atinlay!

 

[Jive]

come again?

I said fo' ya' t'be cool likes us man. Right On!

 

[TygerEyez]

I is glad u r enjoyin' it, Mistress! I came across it, an' thought o' yo' ass.
O' course.. wit' some propa' lady likes yourself, one caint help but think o'
yo' ass!

 

[SexyThang]

Misty speaking Pig Latin...how appropriate