Librarian looking for a match

[bookish_tatted_lady]

I’m a 38 year old university librarian looking for a man who will match wits with me both on and off the internet. I seek a single man who can participate in intelligent conversation about topics from Aristotle to Zoology with everything in between; who loves cuddles and kisses in front of the fireplace; my home cooking; and steamy bedroom antics. I’m a voracious reader and curious about the world. My ideal mate likes cats, grammar, learning new things, and loves big-busted blondes. I seem demure but get frisky in the bedroom. Serious replies only, please-- no attached men, no polyamory, no non-readers or non-learners.

 

[imccaffery]

Hello.
Your advert intrigues me. However, I have a question for you. When you say "a man who will match wits with me both on and off the internet," are you implying that real life contact would be necessary? If so, where do you live? As if real life contact is necessary, and we live far apart, I will be unable to satisfy your wants.

However, the description of yourself that you've given is highly desirable to me, and I would very much like to be your man, should it be a possibility.
Thank-you,
-Ian

 

[where_is_RUTH]

serious good luck though (I'm not actually a dick, promise)

`I was soo close but I'm not a cat person... EVERYthing else applies.

Shame.

never mind.

Ke sera sera.

Gutted.

(just re-read your post)

Damn I'm married as well

(I can almost hear bookish_tatted_lady say arsehole from here)