Liberals Return To Sodomy, Welfare Fraud

[shereads]

BERKELEY, CA—No longer occupied by the 2004 election, liberals across the country have returned to the activities they enjoy most: anal sex and cheating the welfare system. "I've been so busy canvassing for the Democratic Party, I haven't had a single moment for suckling at the government's teat or no-holds-barred ass ramming," said Jason Carvelli, an unemployed pro-hemp activist. "Now, my friends and I can finally get back to warming our hands over burning American flags and turning kids gay." Carvelli added that his "number-one priority" is undermining the efforts of freedom-loving patriots everywhere.

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[carsonshepherd]

Finally! We can stop bitching and start buttfucking again.

 

[Somme]

damn you..........I was feeling serious.......

 

[oggbashan]

Where are the butt-fucking republicans hiding?

Og

 

[minsue]

Where are the butt-fucking republicans hiding?

Og

In their log cabin.

 

[shereads]

Where are the butt-fucking republicans hiding?

Og

Hiding?

You mean there are more of them?



Og, that line is worthy of its own thread. Maybe its own forum. Is there a writer drawing breath who can read that without feeling a dozen smart-ass replies fighting for control of the keyboard?

That was mighty generous. You'd be the perfect Dean Martin to the world's Jerry Lewis. We already know who plays Lewis...

My God! George W. Bush is Jerry Lewis with nuclear missiles. We're so doomed.

 

[shereads]

Finally! We can stop bitching and start buttfucking again.

If you'll print the bumper stickers, I'll buy one.

 

[Songcatcher]

If you'll print the bumper stickers, I'll buy one.

If it has no logic it is meaningless. (German)

 

[jozef_the_dragon]

ha haha ha haha

My God! George W. Bush is Jerry Lewis with nuclear missiles. We're so doomed. [/B][/QUOTE]


that is the greatest, so true is could be scarry, naw its just funny in a scarry way,

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Where are the butt-fucking republicans hiding?

Og

She's Colly.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

She's Colly.

ROFLMAO.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Where are the butt-fucking republicans hiding?

Og

They're not hiding. They've been flaunting it the whole time. After all, another way of saying "butt-fucking" is "shit packing." People also "pack" things in trunks. Elephants have trunks. The symbol of the Republican party is an elephant. Welcome to the seven degrees of political sodomy.

 

[Subo97]

unfettered liberal

Now htat kerry lost, I don't have to pretend I support eh war in any way, shape or form. I'd go out and portest, but I'm too busy stealing money from hard working entrepeneurs and giving it away to Godless neer-do-wells.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Re: unfettered liberal

Now htat kerry lost, I don't have to pretend I support eh war in any way, shape or form. I'd go out and portest, but I'm too busy stealing money from hard working entrepeneurs and giving it away to Godless neer-do-wells.

I'm a Godless neer-do-well. Can I have money?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Re: unfettered liberal

Now htat kerry lost, I don't have to pretend I support eh war in any way, shape or form. I'd go out and portest, but I'm too busy stealing money from hard working entrepeneurs and giving it away to Godless neer-do-wells.

Me too! When I'm not butt-fucking and defrauding welfare, that is. Time management is key.

 

[Subo97]

I'd like to spread the money around, but I spent it on typing lessons. That and a massive, Washington beauracracy to distribute free computers for illiterate dope using dropouts.

 

[shereads]

I want to inflict my liberal values on evangelical Christians, but I don't know how. Any ideas?

 

[Somme]

I'm tempted to say "send them to Fallujah"....

 

[Pure]

Sher said

I want to inflict my liberal values on evangelical Christians, but I don't know how. Any ideas?

Keep producing good cheap porn. A majority of them are avid consumers.

Also, open an 'escort service' or, depending on your area, a brothel. Discounts for deacons and ministers.

 

[shereads]

Sher said

I want to inflict my liberal values on evangelical Christians, but I don't know how. Any ideas?

Keep producing good cheap porn. A majority of them are avid consumers.

Also, open an 'escort service' or, depending on your area, a brothel. Discounts for deacons and ministers.

I want to inflict, not offer. Is there some way to force the issue? Don't I have any legal recourse here?

P.S. You left out "Full Body Stress-Relief Massage," which is locally popular.

 

[Somme]

I want to inflict, not offer. Is there some way to force the issue? Don't I have any legal recourse here?

P.S. You left out "Full Body Stress-Relief Massage," which is locally popular.

...to clear minefields, barefoot.

Check with Gonzales first, though.

 

[Pure]

Factoid of the day, from NYTimes,

Top consumer of Playboy, per capita, IOWA.
Lowest, UTAH, MISSISSIPPI.

IOW, sher, keep yer dirty writing clean.

As for the good ole boys, maybe it's HUSTLER for the articles, or just home grown poon IRL, so we'll have to continue our marketing planning.

How about "Soul Cleansing Massage."

PS. I'm not sure about 'inflicting,' Sher; I think afflicting with sin and its desserts may be sufficient.. Others?