Liberals in Bed

[neonlyte]

I shall watch the Superbowl tonight from the comfort of my bed. At 4.00am I have to leave to catch a flight to Portugal, we have 20cm of snow forecast for overnight... I might arrive Tuesday

I'm fairly Liberal in the bedroom... I ready to offer a bed to the needy

 

[glynndah]

I shall watch the Superbowl tonight from the comfort of my bed. At 4.00am I have to leave to catch a flight to Portugal, we have 20cm of snow forecast for overnight... I might arrive Tuesday

I'm fairly Liberal in the bedroom... I ready to offer a bed to the needy

Do I have to wear plaid jammies? I'm pretty confused at the moment.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Do I have to wear plaid jammies? I'm pretty confused at the moment.

As long as we can take them off you...

 

[gauchecritic]

Well I just walked home in that 20cm and you may be slightly delayed.

How the devil are you Will? You got over the arsehole yet?

 

[neonlyte]

Well I just walked home in that 20cm and you may be slightly delayed.

How the devil are you Will? You got over the arsehole yet?

Right... sat four hours admiring the patterns snow makes on tarmac while desperately bored Easyjet staff tried to pretend we'd be taking off imminently as they flogged sandwiches and coffee (no alcohol 'til airborne). When finally released from captivity, armed with meticulous instructions about how to change bookings and how to get escorted terminal side without passing through passport control (Where have you come from, Sir? Luton ) only to find the entire exercise involved getting us off the plane and abandoning us... spending another hour to find the right queue to be escorted by a security a matter of twenty metres to the back door of the luggage hall. Where... after yet another hour, someone finally remembered to unload the baggage from the Lisbon flight. And catching the last train back home that slithered along the rails and only managed to take bends because it was going so slowly... I got a huge surprise... Network Rail gave me my money back.

Now... as an event of monumental importance, getting a full refund from Network Rail is the equivalent of winning the Lottery, getting the refund on the same day it is asked for is like winning the largest ever rollover Jackpot.

So yeh... I'm fine and repeating the whole exercise Wednesday.

As for the arsehole... no, but yes, but no.

 

[neonlyte]

Re: the above.

I made it. Same seat, different plane. I've swapped the snow for melted snow... it's no where near as pretty.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Hmmm.

Since liberals pay no taxes (a la Tom Daschle), theyre likely home in bed until at least noon on most days.