Liberal Vs Puberty

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Have you ever noticed how much the liberal mind resembles puberty?
 
Have you ever noticed how you're a dumb-ass?

Ha! I invented dumbass! You, on the otherhand, are the WALMART of the obvious.

Dumbass also happens to be one of my favorite authors. I luv THE COUNT OF MONEY CRISTO.
 
Wow, I wondered into a MENSA meeting...



It's the gimme mentality of the "seen."

My benefits have multipliers! I spend! You want prosperity?


GIMMEE MORE ALLOWANCE!




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I wasted time downloading this application?



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It depends! MENSA tests are normed from a pool of gullible naifs who look good but have never done much. MENSA appeals to the Middle Class, elite pretenders.
 
I'm a proud member of DENSA...



I pay the dues that yield the benefits that fund the house that section 8 provides!

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It depends! MENSA tests are normed from a pool of gullible naifs who look good but have never done much. MENSA appeals to the Middle Class, elite pretenders.

Translation: I took the stupid ass test and failed it so it's all bullshit.



Comshaw
 
Translation: I took the stupid ass test and failed it so it's all bullshit.



Comshaw

I used to use a simple test to ballpark intelligence. Screw all the math and grammar and navel gazing questions, I asked questions based on common experiences and common learnings. Like: WHEN YOU GET YOUR PAYCHECK WHATS THE 1ST THING YOU PAY FOR? A. Cigarettes, B. Beer, C. Rent, D. Child Support.
 
Have you ever noticed how much the liberal mind resembles puberty?

What, you mean liberals are, compared with conservatives, socially awkward, constantly horny, and raging with emotions and hormones? Compared to conservatives? No, they're not.
 
What, you mean liberals are, compared with conservatives, socially awkward, constantly horny, and raging with emotions and hormones? Compared to conservatives? No, they're not.

Analogies arent your strong suit.
 
What, you mean liberals are, compared with conservatives, socially awkward, constantly horny, and raging with emotions and hormones? Compared to conservatives? No, they're not.

I was thinking more along the lines of a pubescent teenager's ardent devotion to pointless causes, misplaced priorities, thick-headedness, and belief that he/she knows everything.
 
I used to use a simple test to ballpark intelligence. Screw all the math and grammar and navel gazing questions, I asked questions based on common experiences and common learnings. Like: WHEN YOU GET YOUR PAYCHECK WHATS THE 1ST THING YOU PAY FOR? A. Cigarettes, B. Beer, C. Rent, D. Child Support.

You are confusing intelligence with judgment.
 
I was thinking more along the lines of a pubescent teenager's ardent devotion to pointless causes, misplaced priorities, thick-headedness, and belief that he/she knows everything.

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Ladies and gentlemen: we have a winner !!


 
I was thinking more along the lines of a pubescent teenager's ardent devotion to pointless causes, misplaced priorities, thick-headedness, and belief that he/she knows everything.

Go to the head of the class!
 
I was thinking more along the lines of a pubescent teenager's ardent devotion to pointless causes, misplaced priorities, thick-headedness, and belief that he/she knows everything.

Psychological projection is treatable. Have you paid no attention at all to the past two years?! Have you not watched the Tea Party?! Those are plainly conservative characteristics. Liberal characteristics too, but the RWs are immeasurably worse.
 
Psychological projection is treatable.

Then you should, perhaps, get on that post haste.

Have you paid no attention at all to the past two years?! Have you not watched the Tea Party?! Those are plainly conservative characteristics. Liberal characteristics too, but the RWs are immeasurably worse.

Fuck the Tea Baggers and the religious right in general - I can't stand them either.
 
Fuck the Tea Baggers and the religious right in general - I can't stand them either.

The libertarian right ain't no better as regards maturity. Take a look at the Ronulans.

As for the neocon-warhawk right, less said the better.

Really, the most mature and common-sensible people on the right nowadays are the bizcons. And they're the problem.

The OWSers, who come in for so much abuse here, at least are neither assholes nor idiots nor even immature, compared to any of the above.
 
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