Liar's guide to successful cooking

[Liar]

Take whatever you have. (I took shrimp, bacon, red onion and broccoli, cause that's what I had)

Give it a go in sizzling butter in a deep frying pan. Attack with ground pepper and salt.

Add cream and some randon fucking herbs. (no not that kind, the food kind)

Pour too much cheese over it.

Bake in oven while you start silly thread on Lit.

Serve and give you and your dinner date multiple foodgasms.

 

[Batch]

Randon.

Really?

and sex comes from these efforts?

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

Take whatever you have. (I took shrimp, bacon, red onion and broccoli, cause that's what I had)

Give it a go in sizzling butter in a deep frying pan. Attack with ground pepper and salt.

Add cream and some randon fucking herbs. (no not that kind, the food kind)

Pour too much cheese over it.

Bake in oven while you start silly thread on Lit.

Serve and give you and your dinner date multiple foodgasms.

Chef & shaman. Can you plumb a drain as well?

 

[Liar]

Randon.

Really?

and sex comes from these efforts?

Yet to be seen.

 

[Liar]

Chef & shaman. Can you plumb a drain as well?

I can drain a plum.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

Randon.

Really?

and sex comes from these efforts?

Is your av the Irish guy from SAMCRO?

 

[thør]

Yet to be seen.

But she already knows.

 

[Batch]

Is your av the Irish guy from SAMCRO?

Chibs

Tommy Flanagan.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

Chibs

Tommy Flanagan.

Love that show. Brutal to tender in a heart beat.

 

[Batch]

Love that show. Brutal to tender in a heart beat.

Tears one up it does.

 

[artemesia_g]

I need to label a bottle "Random Fucking Herbs" now.

 

[Batch]

I need to label a bottle "Random Fucking Herbs" now.

'Randon Fucking Herbs'

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

I need to label a bottle "Random Fucking Herbs" now.

curry

 

[Batch]

Take whatever you have. (I took shrimp, bacon, red onion and broccoli, cause that's what I had)

Give it a go in sizzling butter in a deep frying pan. Attack with ground pepper and salt.

Add cream and some randon fucking herbs. (no not that kind, the food kind)

Pour too much cheese over it.

Bake in oven while you start silly thread on Lit.

Serve and give you and your dinner date multiple foodgasms.

be slavishly accurate.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Take whatever you have. (I took shrimp, bacon, red onion and broccoli, cause that's what I had)

Give it a go in sizzling butter in a deep frying pan. Attack with ground pepper and salt.

Add cream and some randon fucking herbs. (no not that kind, the food kind)

Pour too much cheese over it.

Bake in oven while you start silly thread on Lit.

Serve and give you and your dinner date multiple foodgasms.

I have a lot of respect for those who boldly experiment in the culinary arts. Rather than insult, I keep a bottle of ketchup handy for such disasters.

 

[artemesia_g]

be slavishly accurate.

Ahahaha! Yes. That would just confuse people further. I like it.

 

[Batch]

I have a lot of respect for those who boldly experiment in the culinary arts. Rather than insult, I keep a bottle of ketchup handy for such disasters.

Ketchup isn't an insult?

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Ketchup isn't an insult?

Not if you think of it as tomatoes to add to the culinary experience.

 

[Batch]

Not if you think of it as tomatoes to add to the culinary experience.

*not fooled*

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

*not fooled*

Just you wait and see young lady. There will come a day when you have to suffer through a friends "greatest" food dish creation..... And Johnny Ray Wilson will not be your savior with his bottle of ketchup.

 

[Batch]

Just you wait and see young lady. There will come a day when you have to suffer through a friends "greatest" food dish creation..... And Johnny Ray Wilson will not be your savior with his bottle of ketchup.

:melts in gratitude: