Lewis -Tyson ?

[Wyatt]

Two men ...no chin....you decide

 

[Skibum]

You didn't include the most likely option - Lewis wins when Tyson is disqualified for biting him.

 

[Wyatt]

Sorry about that.I did think it also but I only had 4 options.Personally seeing as Tyson is a switch hitter and he has already bitten Lennox Lewis' leg I personally go for his Dq for biting the kneecap.

P.S. shouldn't Literotica have sponsored the 1980's boxer Jumbo Cummings

just a thought!

 

[Laurel]

What Skibum said.

Alternately, if Tyson rushes at Lewis and hammers him, it'll be Tyson by knockout in the first round. If they both survive the first round, I'll say the fight goes the distance and Lewis wins on the scorecards. Tyson is out of shape and out of practice, but he is also a heavily medicated psychopath. Lewis is in great shape and coming off the Rahman knockout, but he's more of a boxer than a slugger.

I hear they're talking about charging $100 for the pay-per-view. Vultures.

 

[Wyatt]

Vulture is right Laurel.Picking over the bones of Tyson.He's been Loco since the days of his fracas with Mitch"Blood"Green.He'd need all his marbles to last three rounds with Lennox.THIS IS THE ONE FIGHT LENNOX CAN GET MOTIVATED FOR!!

 

[Laurel]

Exactly! And the saddest thing is I read somewhere that Tyson owes so much money to Showtime and others that he won't get very much of his purse. Boxing needs serious reforms. No other athletes are subjected to the levels of abuse and corruption that boxers face.

 

[Wyatt]

I am from the UK and they say they are looking to charge around £16.99 on Sky Box Office here.I think thats almost a quarter of the U.S of A's projected figure.My God!Something cheaper here in England!!

 

[Skibum]

If it does go the distance, Lewis should win, but if Tyson finds himself behind he will most likely do something to get himself disqualified. I don't think he really wants to fight again, but he needs the money to get out from under and keep living the celebrity lifestyle.

 

[Wyatt]

It's been widely reported in the British media that there is a clause in the Tyson contract which relieves him of 50% of his purse if he is disqualified.The thought of losing half his much needed cash MIGHT be a deterrent.

 

[Skibum]

I hope that is the case. It would be a start at putting some respectability back in boxing.

 

[Wyatt]

I agree boxing needs to clean up its act.By the way Skibum...your quote...shouldn't that be the mob to Primo Canera?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

You forgot the:

Who cares option as well.

 

[Wyatt]

Todd you lost my respect when you didn't reply to me claiming to have shot the British Prime Minister Spencer Perceval post half an hour ago.Therefore you lose...by disqualification

 

[bearlee]

Lewis by a Nose(or without)

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Todd you lost my respect when you didn't reply to me claiming to have shot the British Prime Minister Spencer Perceval post half an hour ago.Therefore you lose...by disqualification

sorry i didn't want to take your fiegned glory for taking credit for my kill

but back on topic Tyson has absolutely no respect from me and lewis has lost any he might of had by lowering himself to the level to fight that rat bastard tyson.

I wouldn't wath this match even if some one bought me a 57 inch television and paid for the ppv

 

[amelia]

well..in the press conference...tyson said lewis was his bitch.....TYSON/LEWIS...A LOVE STORY....during may sweeps on Showtime..can't ya just see it...it will be great...

 

[SINthysist]

Doesn't it bother anyone that Tyson is insane?

And they're gonna let this fucker fight?

Hell, he might bite the ref...

 

[aussie-Couple]

Hope Tyson has lunch this time before boxing! That guy is suck a loser. How many chances does a guy get in one lifetime???

 

[wizbit9]

i think tyson is going to beat the crap out of him in the first 3 rounds

Then send the rapist back to jail where he belongs

 

[Laurel]

well..in the press conference...tyson said lewis was his bitch.....TYSON/LEWIS...A LOVE STORY....during may sweeps on Showtime..can't ya just see it...it will be great...

That's beautiful! I get weepy just thinking about it...



(can they air that on cable?)

 

[Weevil]

I"m with Laurel, although I think the probability that Tyson drops him in the first two rounds is real high. I don't think Lewis has had to fight someone who hits the way Tyson can. Plus, we've seen Lewis can be beat with one punch.