Levels of "Kink"

[pfmez]

Hi all, Im kinda new here, but I thought it might be fun to brainstorm on how kinky you could get by listing the, should I say, equipment, and coming up with new and unusual things.

Level 1: (light, playful fun)
ping pong paddles, chinese finger traps, standard sex toys

Level 2: (average BDSM)
cilice belt, cable ties, straight razors

Level 3: (maybe over the line, but hey, it's only words here, so why not get wild)
straight jacket, bed of nails, wire brush


Im probably leaning toward the SM more than the BD, and maybe its wierd, but its 4 am, I cant sleep, and this board seemed a little too serious, so I thought I'd try to add a little fun.

 

[Aeroil]

Hi all, Im kinda new here, but I thought it might be fun to brainstorm on how kinky you could get by listing the, should I say, equipment, and coming up with new and unusual things.

Level 1: (light, playful fun)
ping pong paddles, chinese finger traps, standard sex toys

Level 2: (average BDSM)
cilice belt, cable ties, straight razors

Level 3: (maybe over the line, but hey, it's only words here, so why not get wild)
straight jacket, bed of nails, wire brush


Im probably leaning toward the SM more than the BD, and maybe its wierd, but its 4 am, I cant sleep, and this board seemed a little too serious, so I thought I'd try to add a little fun.

oooh... mmmm, chinese fingertraps......

^_^

 

[catalina_francisco]

Tis side of the forum is meant to be serious...playfulness is in the Cafe. As to the levels list, I think it is subjective to people's tastes, what you have listed as examples could fit into any of the 3 levels depending on the people involved and their limits and/or triggers. Best thing is to do what works for you and forget about comparing to anyone else for rating.

Catalina

 

[jadefirefly]

There's "average" BDSM?

 

[SpectreT]

I'm a level 10 Sorceror/level 10 Paladin.

Sorry, just a little geek humor there.

To the OP, nope, stratifying the game doesn't fly. Bondage can be anything form "hold these scarves and don't let go", to a stringent suspension hogtie, that leaves joints strained and screaming. So putting some activities at "light", just because they don't break the skin, break bones, draw blood or leave burns is just silly, IMO.

 

[CutieMouse]

Plus there's the whole complexity of how people see things. In the list of activities the OP mentioned, there are level 2 things that I consider to be level 3, and level 3 things I consider to be levels 1 and 2. It's annoying enough to have all the variety of Top/bottom lingo, but to add degrees of kink on top of labels just feels like too damned much work. *laughing*

 

[jadefirefly]

I'm a level 10 Sorceror/level 10 Paladin.

Sorry, just a little geek humor there.

*smirk*

Always, I avoid making the geek jokes, and always, someone else makes me laugh by doing it anyway.

 

[shy slave]

*smirk*

Always, I avoid making the geek jokes, and always, someone else makes me laugh by doing it anyway.

I wish I was a geek.

I don't understand half these jokes.

but back on this odd topic:
Wire brush would be level 1 for me, depending on the length and thickness of said wire and how sadistic he was feeling at the time

 

[Cherrysweetdeal]

I think people all have their different levels as others have said so whether someone sees biting as level 1 or bondage or spanking as level 3 It's really up to the person.

On another note my favourite geek joke is "theres no place like 127.0.0.1" hehe. Ah cisco was an entertaining class.... stuck in a class with all males, always fun.

 

[Aeroil]

I'm a level 10 Sorceror/level 10 Paladin.

Sorry, just a little geek humor there.

To the OP, nope, stratifying the game doesn't fly. Bondage can be anything form "hold these scarves and don't let go", to a stringent suspension hogtie, that leaves joints strained and screaming. So putting some activities at "light", just because they don't break the skin, break bones, draw blood or leave burns is just silly, IMO.

heeeh. ^_^

such a horrible waste of a lvl 20

Classifying actions into degrees doesn't work, intent changes things.

 

[jadefirefly]

heeeh. ^_^

such a horrible waste of a lvl 20

I'm glad SOMEONE said that! I thought it would be too mean.

 

[pip_le_chaton]

I'm a level 10 Sorceror/level 10 Paladin.

Sorry, just a little geek humor there.

To the OP, nope, stratifying the game doesn't fly. Bondage can be anything form "hold these scarves and don't let go", to a stringent suspension hogtie, that leaves joints strained and screaming. So putting some activities at "light", just because they don't break the skin, break bones, draw blood or leave burns is just silly, IMO.

Pulls out his +5 geek bane longsword.... rolls a 1.... "Darn it, don't you just hate when that happens!"
I believe that these levels are too fluid, based on the individual and situation. I consider hoods something akin to level 3 yet needles are closer to a 2. These are based on personal psychological effects like claustrophobia or a fear of a fear of having your fingers bound to each other. Also I know that given a situation,everything can be downgraded a level or upgraded depending on my trust and level of comfort in the situation.

 

[Never]

SpectreT:
"I'm a level 10 Sorcerer/level 10 Paladin."

You multi-classed with an arcane class?

*point*
*laugh*

Cutie Mouse:
" there are level 2 things that I consider to be level 3, and level 3 things I consider to be levels 1 and 2. "

I like how a straight jacket is eXtreMe! but a straight razor is run-of-the-mill. I have three openings to my body. Any activity that adds another one is not average.

 

[Netzach]

I have done urethral play and sensory dep and caning on the same person I tickle and tease and fuck. So I guess the answer is sex: yes please.

 

[SpectreT]

SpectreT:
"I'm a level 10 Sorcerer/level 10 Paladin."

You multi-classed with an arcane class?

*point*
*laugh*

Well, I felt a calling. Cracking skulls for a holy cause just felt right, Y'know?

<snip> I have three openings to my body. Any activity that adds another one is not average.

... and that's sigline material right there.

And if I had it to do over again, it'd be Level 1 Barbarian, Level 5 Ranger, Level 14 Rogue.

 

[subbie_333]

On another note my favourite geek joke is "theres no place like 127.0.0.1" hehe. Ah cisco was an entertaining class.... stuck in a class with all males, always fun.

OMG i literally laughed out loud at that joke! Yeah, i'm a computer geek. Nothing sexier than a funny cute girl geek, except one who is a Domme


subbie_333

 

[Chicklet]

On another note my favourite geek joke is "theres no place like 127.0.0.1" hehe..

I have this on a shirt from thinkgeek.com with a pair of red slippers... <3 geek shirts

 

[satindesire]

zOMG! I have that shirt too!

It feels so good to know there are girlgeeks out there, and I'm not the only one.

My favorite geek shirt is the "Schrodinger's Cat Is Dead" one....hilarious!

 

[AvaAdore]

I've got the caffeine molecule one

But seriously (or unseriously?), I'm sure you can break up BDSM stuff into levels. For example:

Level 10 Dom

Main Skills:
Flogging +4
Attentiveness +6
Knot Tying +3
Resourcefulness +4

Abilities:
Japanese rope bondage
Leatherwork

5 more spankings to be administered before leveling up...

 

[lord_bob]

I'm a level 10 Sorceror/level 10 Paladin.

Sorry, just a little geek humor there.

wow! I am such a geek, I pissed myself laughing reading that

but I'd like to point out there that so far the lists of "BDSM levels" here have been focused on the bondage and masochim aspect

and if you want to be really geeky

C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN

 

[BulletBiker]

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary numbers and those who do not.

 

[lord_bob]

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary numbers and those who do not.

*falls on the floor laughing*

that joke wouldn't work if you tried to say it outloud

 

[gluttonne]

how does the old joke go?

Erotic is when you use a feather to tickle your lover...

Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

did i mention that there's a chicken farm 3 or 4 doors down from my house?

oh, and two gizzards up for the geekish jokes and the folks who get 'em.