Letter to the White House (Sorry/Political/Asses Appendix B)

Your response: "This is inexcusably offensive and I

  • liked it."

    Votes: 2 28.6%
  • didn't look."

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • was hoping for dirty stories."

    Votes: 2 28.6%
  • spit Diet Coke all over my keyboard."

    Votes: 3 42.9%

  • Total voters
    7
Sher, I'm sorry I looked. I did not even smile. Some things are not meant for humour (I've said that on other subjects). P.
 
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Oral Sex: A Dangerous New Trend

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perdita said:
Sher, I'm sorry I looked. I did not even smile. Some things are not meant for humour (I've said that on other subjects). P.

I find that I can cry and laugh over the same topics. It may be all that keeps me from crawling under the bedcovers and not coming out.
 
Did you watch Bush's press conference earlier?

What a crock of shit that was - I'm with Pure in that higher heads have to topple. Rumsfeld is doing a superb job - WTF?
 
He'll can Rumsfeld. But publically, he'll get credit for being loyal.
 
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For Immediate Release - Office of the Press Secretary - April 30, 2004 - 9:01 A.M. (EST)

COMPLETE TRANSCRIPT OF PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT'S CANDID OVAL OFFICE TESTIMONY TO THE RUDELY PRYING NATIONAL COMMISSION ON TERRORIST ATTACKS

Formal Testimony by the President & Vice President
The Oval Office

COMMISSIONER KEAN: I'd like to call today's session to order. Mr. President, Mr. Vice President. The Commission on Terrorist Attacks thanks you for having us here today. Before we begin the question and answer session, would you like to deliver a statement?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Yes.

THE PRESIDENT: Uh-huh.

COMMISSIONER HAMILTON: Very well then. Please begin.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Let me start by saying that President Bush is doing an unbelievably fantastic job. Praesent quis ante a diam adipiscing gravida. Donec nulla risus, tempus vitae, tempus sed, gravida quis, urna.

The President learned all about those al-Qaidacrats during Oval Office meetings with the Director of the CIA. Donec diam velit, aliquam in, luctus vel, tincidunt ac, bibelementum when it's hardly as bad as when so-called "great President" Franklin Delano Roosevelt let the nips take out Pearl Harbor pharetra lorem.

Mauris endum rest assured that President Bush is doing a fantastic job ac nibh in eros vehicula hendrerit. Nunc id enim vel nunc pulvinar rhoncus. Vivamus hendrerit diam. Etiam ac nulla s he said he was "tired of swatting flies." So I crashed my fist down on the cabinet room table and demanded, "let's break out the fucking Raid® foggers! orbi tincidunt interdum enim. Donec at ante. Vestibulum adipiscing porta lorem.

THE PRESIDENT: Yeah. What he said.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Proin tincidunt. Aliquam blandit consectetuer felis. tellus aliquam felis, is the only way we could have prevented the deaths of thousands of innocent Americans. Unfortunately, eget felis non wisi consectetuer iaculis. Nunc tempor, which Bill Clinton could have done if he hadn't been so busy hosing his man-snot all over that ugly egestas eros a nisl. Cras sollicitudin eros ac est. Aenean gravida odio et tellus.

The much-discussed Sept. 4 PDB was really just a warning to not get dragged down by bureaucracy – not a warning about Sept. 11. Morbi tellus lectus, tellus aliquam felis, luctus interdum augue libero vel sapien Osama Hussein and Saddam bin Laden.

So that's what this document is. It's a document that says "warning" - not a warning document. Of course, that all depends on the what the meaning of the word "meaning" is. Proin tincidunt. AAliquam blandit consectetuer felis. tellus aliquam felis, Aliquam blandit consectetuer felis.

THE PRESIDENT: But Dick, I thought you said that–

THE VICE PRESIDENT: A-HEM!

Anyway, as I was saying, I understand that many people are lending undue credence to the damning testimony of former counter-terrorism Czar Richard Clarke uis, consequat eu, porta at, velit. Donec quis justo ac neque secret stash of little girls panties it amet urna. Aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaNunc feugiat metus vel est. Suspendisse ut eros. it amet urna. Aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaNunc feugiat metus vel est. Suspendisse ut eros.

Let us also look to the lacking nature of the previous Administration's Afghanistan policy. In contrast, almost immediately after taking office, I personally was extremely pro-active Duis tempus lectus.

Vestibulum facilisis lectus quis felis non proof that Clinton's failure to secure Taliban approval of said Halliburton-constructed oil pipeline led directly to the events of September 11th and pellentesque ut, elementum a, leo. Nam odio justo, iaculis non, ornare vel, iaculis ut, nibh.

THE PRESIDENT: I need to go tinkle.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Later.

Pakistan ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. President Bush decreed it was time for a new policy of only befriending cooperative nuke-wielding dictators diam volutpat convallis. Suspendisse viverra justo non ipsum.

THE PRESDIENT: I need to say something. Dick, I don't much like the fact that Mr. Kerry not only gets to run against me in November he gets to sit in here and ask me stuff I don't want to talk about.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: That's a different Kerry.

In closing, it is essential to address the much-discussed Presidential Defense Briefing (PDB) of August 8th, 2001. Quisque sollicitudin condimentum purus. Duis turpis ante, euismod at, adipiscing in, elementum ut, mauris. Donec vel augue. Donec eros lectus, bibendum quis, feugiat at, suscipit ut, sapien. Mauris sem.

THE PRESIDENT: I get to say the end part!

And so, what we really want y'all to know is that no way no how did noboby tell us that terrorists–

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Excuse me for interrupting Mr. President, but I am concerned that the distinguished panel might construe your "no" as a "no" instead of the "yes" that was intended within the fuller context of the unstated – for national security reasons – portions of your indiscreetly ad-libbed outburst. I'll finish, as per my memo of yesterday evening.

And so, suscipit ut, sapien. Mauris sem. Nunc elementum quam nonummy . Proin auctor pharetra lorem. Nunc nibh mauris, gravida et, sagittis a, mollis sodales, nibh. Mauris aliquam mauris pellentesque sapien. Praesent tincidunt placerat dolor. Morbi vehicula, est id pellentesque placerat, felis tellus aliquam felis, luctus interdum augue libero vel sapien.

So you see, that is why it makes perfect sense that even though the document was entitled "Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States," that was certainly no reason to delay the President's month-long vacation in Texas just to entertain preposterously outlandish scenarios like Osama bin Laden attacking inside the United States.

Thank you. I trust this has been illuminating.


~ from whitehouse.org
 
I wish I could vote in your elections - I hate your government so much for going to war in Iraq.

I thought this thread was going to be a genuine letter - but I guess it's better to write personally. I wish there was more I could do - -

sometimes I look at the bigger picture of how humans act, and I think we're kinda helpless - the traits that took us to war are prevalent throughout society....

can we actually live better, sociologically, or are we doomed to making the same mistakes again and again?

And does Bush really think it was a good idea to go to war?
 
dirtylover said:
I wish there was more I could do - -
All you non-U.S. people: try boycotting America. A recent article in the NYT stated that American market sales in Europe have felt a near-zero effect since the war started. Coca-cola, McD's and Ford sales haven't felt the slightest hit in the past year. As most of the European population has been against the war, why is this? Though ridiculous, the nuts here at least tried boycotting French fries.

Just a thought, Perdita
 
PierceStreet said:
The last thing Bush wants is a confirmation hearing for a new secretary of defense in the midst of an election campaign. That would mean opponents asking questions publically.

Rumsfeld's job couldn't be safer.

If things had been going well before the prison scandal, I'd agree with you. But with the "insurgency" turning into a full-scale guerilla war, and a new list of casualties almost daily, I don't see how he can have anyone convinced that he's enhancing the reelection effort.

If you were Karl Rove, and your only concern was the election, what would you be telling Bush/Cheney right now? I'd tell them that a sacrifice is necessary to make Joe Public feel confident again - and that it has to be high-profile, a big bold headline - not now, but after the last and worse of the pictures and videos has been revealed.

If there really is a rape on video, us peasants will storm the castle and Dr. Frankenstein will either have to give us a monster or risk his own neck.

I don't think Rumsfeld's job has been safe since the failure to find WMD. Have you noticed how quiet Mr. Shock & Awe he's been for the last several months? I think he was allowed to stick around because, like Baldrick in "Blackadder," he had a cunning plan...

:rolleyes:

Btw, Colin Powell is on the way out. I haven't seen the article, but supposedly there's an interview in the New Yorker with some people on his staff who say Powell is fed up with being cut out of the loop by the hawks in the White House. He should have resigned in protest when they insisted that he present the phony WMD evidence to the U.N. The publicity might have prevented the invasion.
 
shereads said:
I don't think Rumsfeld's job has been safe since the failure to find WMD. Have you noticed how quiet Mr. Shock & Awe he's been for the last several months? I think he was allowed to stick around because, like Baldrick in "Blackadder," he had a cunning plan...
I can't believe you compared Rumsfeld to Baldrick. You should be ashamed.

Baldrick admirer,

Perdita :mad:
 
Inexcusably offensive attempt to undermine the war effort. And we won't even be able to visit you in your cell next to Padilla's.

Actually, Guantanamo is more suited to your leftish delusions. But at least you'll have a copy of the Koran, and there's an arrow in your cell pointing the direction of Mecca.
 
perdita said:
Sher, I'm sorry I looked. I did not even smile. Some things are not meant for humour (I've said that on other subjects). P.

Well, I'm sorry I looked and smiled at a few things:confused: But then I have a dark and sick way about me sometimes. Nope, non-consent when REALLY non-consentual. Yes an embarrassement to the U.S. butt . . . George W's apology probably made up for it:rolleyes:
 
After watching the news and seeing the pictures all over, I've decided, enough is enough.
I'm repulsed and disappointed.
I know my kids know better to do right from wrong, so I can't excuse these idiots.

It's like mom always says, "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt!" We didn't save these people from a tyrant, we became a newer version of him and his government.

~A~clicking off the television and mellowing out to music
 
Did anybody here vote for Bush in the last election?

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man
 
Dirt Man said:
Did anybody here vote for Bush in the last election?

Why would I have done that? I did my research and I knew that Cheney wanted to invade Iraq and that GWB was a daddy's boy who went into politics because he didn't get to be Commissioner of Baseball. I knew he was anti-choice, anti-environment and would operate the government like a branch office of the corporations who paid for his campaign.

I might have voted for him if I had based my vote on a coin toss.
 
He said this today:

"...Yet who can doubt that Iraq is better for being free from one of the most bloodiest tyrants the world has ever known?"

I don't think I can answer this. I'll have to insist on being questioned alongside the vice president in case I screw up.
 
I could've done without the photos and captions, but the letter was funny. Gives a different perspective. My best friend's brother is there now and wrote a similar little paragraph in a recent letter to his folks. He's fed up and terrified for his life. It's good for me to look at it from his perspective, as I get lost in all the political ties and insinuations all over. But I can relate to the soldiers and that is welcome. Helps me keep my head straight about it.

~lucky
 
perdita said:
Sher, I'm sorry I looked. I did not even smile. Some things are not meant for humour (I've said that on other subjects). P.

I must agree. You can usually find me laughing and crying right along next to you, sher, but this topic is one that just turns my stomach no matter how witty the mocking is. :(

I got a bit of a grin over pure poking the hornet's nest again, though. Just couldn't resist, could ya? ;)
 
perdita said:
I can't believe you compared Rumsfeld to Baldrick. You should be ashamed.

Baldrick admirer,

Perdita :mad:

I've been ashamed since the first airstrikes.

Originally posted by dirtylover

I wish I could vote in your elections -

I wish you could too, d. It's not as if the rest of the world is safe from the effects of all this. Sorry.

:(
 
Hello.

I looked, not amusing. Just another piece by someone who lives in the world of TV sound bytes, refusing to acknowledge full facts. Basking in quotes from bits and pieces, never knowing the true complete story.

Looking everywhere for some hidden motive for every act, even the simple hugging of a child.

I will be there soon, to try and help whose less fortunate. A tiny thing I can do, this Nation spent dollars to educate me as a Doctor, I will use that gift to help.

I do it mostly due to personal need to try, but also basking in knowing that the vast majority support being kind to others, even those who would cause us harm.

Sadly, we have a few who think otherwise. The satisfaction is in the knowing of how vastly in the minority those people are.

Lee
 
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