Let's write a cheesy porno film starring the Lit community...

[Cath!]

Where do we start?

 

[Cath!]

Scene I Act i

The camera pans slowly into a candle lit room...focusing on the cluster of flickering flames in the corner...then the lens slowly widens to reveal a large jacuzzi tub filled with bubbles...the camera zooms in....closer....closer...closer yet to reveal....a duck emerging from the bubbles....

 

[Black_Bird]

OH GOD NO!!!

 

[plasticman33]

Re: Scene I Act i

The camera pans slowly into a candle lit room...focusing on the cluster of flickering flames in the corner...then the lens slowly widens to reveal a large jacuzzi tub filled with bubbles...the camera zooms in....closer....closer...closer yet to reveal....a duck emerging from the bubbles....

Wait, wait, that's not a duck, it's a dick!!!

 

[plasticman33]

Whoever saw a one eyed duck?

 

[Kadee]

slipping in a tape of some cheesy porn music...

 

[Cath!]

slipping in a tape of some cheesy porn music...

The sounds of Dillinger's Porn emerging from the speakers...a hand becomes visible rising from the water, the waves making the duck dance playfully....the hand reaches out to carefully grasp the chilled wine glass...

 

[bluespoke]

A deep voice mutters something unintelligble in Swedish.

 

[Kadee]

ahhhh...

Sorry Dillinger...I liked your porn music... I was thinking of something even MORE cheesier...lol

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Scene I Act i

Wait, wait, that's not a duck, it's a dick!!!

are you sure, that it isn't a duck?

 

[Cath!]

Re: Re: Re: Scene I Act i

are you sure, that it isn't a duck?

Trust me...It IS a duck...

 

[perks]

bwow chica bwow bwow........who needs a fluffer when ya got a duck!!?!?!?

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Ladies, please....

FUCK the DUCKS, and SUCK the DICKS! We wanna see some REAL PORN here!

 

[plasticman33]

It's a vibrating duck! A nude young woman, enters the Jaccuzzi, straddles the duck and slowly begins grinding her hips against it's little yellow head!

 

[perks]

It's a vibrating duck! A nude young woman, enters the Jaccuzzi, straddles the duck and slowly begins grinding her hips against it's little yellow head!

I think I have pics of that somewhere!...ohhh those must be the pre film still shots.