Lets wrestle or are the shortening days getting to me

[Gingersnap]

I have noticed some tension building in certain individuals and think that the healthy thing to do is to throw down the shirts and fucking wrestle each other. Esp when teeth start gnashing.
I know some of you are dying to noogie the fuck out of each others heads so here is a chance to say out loud who the hell irritates you enough that you want to wrestle them.

There are a few rules. No spitting. No using of any firearms(deborah). No strap ons unless agreed to before hand by both parties. No biting and no groin kicking. We each get to pick a ref and must abide by their decisions.
Clothes are optional but you lose points if you use control of bodily functions during the match. So sorry no incontinence will be allowed. Offenders will be required to have dinner with June Allison and talk about denture adhesive. BTW feel free to include those you just want to get to know better too. I did and some of them I even like.

So here is a ill considered list of people. All of whom I think I can kick their asses.

1. Dreamer (well proably not but I know how to hurt him)
2. Xander (I bet I can take you)
3. Deborah (we will probably tag team and kick slutboy's &
his sister's ass)
4. Slutboy
5. DCL but only after Melody_lane gets done with him
6. Sparky and Purple Haze (I get to give them their food,
before the match) heheheheh
7. Expertise and Ollie (I think Siren and I could knock you
two right out)



People I would never wrestle.....

1. Laurel (she bites)
2. Mrs.Lasher (she is too nice)
3. Tiggs (she bites too)
4. Melody_Lane (she pulls hair)
5. Killer Miller (fuck her name scares me)
6. Nicole and Rosebud (they pinch really hard)
7. Ramlick,deecole and their buds (dudes you are just too
weird for words)
8. Shyguy he is just too nice to hurt.
9. Lasher (I am too afraid of those hooves)


Okay thanks for your attention in this matter. I am sure as the night progresses I will come across others who need to eat some of those icky mat covers.....


[Edited by Gingersnap on 10-17-2000 at 05:48 PM]

 

[Bobtoad777]

dagnavit, I was hoping to strip down and get all slicked up in oil and wrassle with you Gingersnap but I didna even make it on your list.

 

[Guest]

I only bite when requested, Ginger, honey. I've discovered that another great way to relieve tension is to not be online for a while. (Though mine was involuntarily!) In my absense to the online world, I have gotten back into my writings. And, I mean deeply back into my writings! I noticed that the net, and yes Lit, was warping my mind with porn! (Mock surprise...lol) Anyway, being away from the net had brought me closer to my second writing passion, horror stories. (My first being poetry.) Though I enjoy writing erotica too, I don't see myself becoming a published author in that field. I'm glad to get back into the world of horror!

~Tiggs~
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/jump.gif

 

[Melody_lane]

5. DCL but only after Melody_lane gets done with him.

That could take a VERY long time! <smirks>

4. Melody_Lane (she pulls hair)

Do not!!! I may pull on somethings, but they always like I swear...just ask Dixon.

 

[Rosebud]

Who I want to wrastle...

HAVOCMAN....I get to wrestle with him anytime i want
Fallen angel
Magic merlin
Oliver
slutboy
DCL
Southern
Siren


Who I want to wrestle...
Lasher...I could take him
Bobtoad...would only have to lick his ear once and he would be down for the count
Ramlick...I beat up guys like him when i was younger
Gingersnap...but honey I don't pinch
Deborah...the one that would probably beat me
Wizzie...he just doesn't talk to me much anymore...

 

[Nicole]

When did Rosie and I pinch someone??? Did it hurt that person??? Will that person ever find it in their hearts to forgive us???

Okay I admit that I did pinch my sister as a youngster, but it's been a long time since I did that. Plus she asked for it (said in little girl whiny voice)

Whom do I want to wrestle Hmmmmmmmm

Good wrestle :-

Havocman, well really like this was a shock to you all.
Rosebud, but she would win when she tickles.
Xander, but you have to promise not to hurt me
Dreamer, cause well his arm is out of action right now, so I at least have an advantage
Handy Andy, we wouldn't get much done for laughing mind you.
Deborah, then when she is done beating the crap out of me she can teach me how to do that
Flagg, so I could grope him
Renee, so I could knock her teeth out for a change


As for bad wrestle I dunno if I could say that from just seeing what people are like on the Board. If I could see you face to face and tell that I really did hate you then sure, I'll wrestle ya.

I actually really enjoyed this thread Ginger, Thanks

 

[Wizard]

Hey I heard that ...........Rosebud..................

 

[Bobtoad777]

Who I want to wrastle...


Bobtoad...would only have to lick his ear once and he would be down for the count...

Oh I would put up more of a fight than that. You would have to lick each ear once, hehehe. maybe even nibble on the lobe.

 

[Myrrdin]

I'd certainly pay to watch,

Hecate versus Ben Beer bear,

Although methinks the bearskin will have to lay of the booze and get in some serious training, if he is gonna be any match against the Mistress'es bare skin.

 

[Xander]

You know Ginger. bring it on!! And I'll show you how real wrestling is done.

You know Nicole, I wouldn't mind wrestling with you. But don't you put standards there are a wee bit high on the wrestle. I can't even pin you down then........

 

[Expertise]

Too big a cat to wrestle with pussies

Gingersnap my dear, dear misguided Gingersnap.

Two lines spring to mind (both are local but fitting)

1. "Hook on and see how tough you thought you were"

2. "Please... don't let fear or good judgement hold you back"

 

[SimplySouthern]

Along the same lines Expertise used.....

"Only two things stand between me and you. Fear and Air. What's holding you back?"

Always assured of a good fight when you use this one.

As for who I would like to wrestle...depends on if we are talking naked jello wrestling or just plain out and out "beat-ass" wrestling. Two very different lists mind you!

 

[Cheyenne]

I'd wrestle Ben the Beer Bear. I'm betting he is just a big old softie at heart. Would cuddle more than wrestle.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

I challenge Simply to a jello match!

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

*Sneaking over and rubbing against Cheyenne*

 

[Jeff726]

In no particular order, the ladies that I would wrestle (read: who I'd let pin me anytime):

SS
Melody
Naked hunny
Nicole
Never
Endlessly
Eve
Lovely Latina
Jade
Laurel

actually all you Lit ladies are worthy. Come get me anytime!

Jeff
the bride subsides to her survival

 

[Expertise]

I even pee to win

I have this gigantic competitive streak. It would go against my principles, and it seems patronizing besides, to LET someone win.

However there are several women here who I would very much like to see pin me. I wouldn't even be a sore loser about it.

Though if they at first dared utter the phrase "If you beat me, you eat me" not one of you would have a prayer....

Jeeze now i'm horny again

 

[SimplySouthern]

I challenge Simply to a jello match!

Do you plan on winning...or losing? And pray tell, which would be more fun?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

As for who I would like to wrestle...depends on if we are talking naked jello wrestling or just plain out and out "beat-ass" wrestling. Two very different lists mind you!

You mean "beat-ass wrassling", right? And you call yourself a true southerner.

Snappy: I'll just echo what Expertise said. Bring it on, mama. Exp and I have been practicing our tag team tricks and we're damn good. While he and our opponent are wrasslin', I grab the foe through the ropes and he bangs their head into the turnbuckle. Instantaneous coma and need for mechanical ventilation

Challenge us at your own risk.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Eat Me Baby!

However there are several women here who I would very much like to see pin me. I wouldn't even be a sore loser about it.

Though if they at first dared utter the phrase "If you beat me, you eat me" not one of you would have a prayer....

ummmm, Chandler darling, you don't have to beat me to eat me.

If I beat you, you can still eat me.
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Do shortening days involve Crisco, Ginger? lol

 

[Expertise]

I love a situation with no downside

I want to wrestle Isabella. I get to have my cake and eat it too. Woohoo

 

[Silverlily]

vroo-oom...

I don't know about wrestling, but Thumper and I already have a standing "beat me, you can eat me" race in the works.

Outside of that, I'd tag-team with Auntie Bella or Merelan (or both) any day!

 

[Gingersnap]

Crisco is that the stuff Expertise puts on his head???? BTW sweetie I used to have that on my 67 CUDA the beat me eat me thingy.

Xander come on honey we can wassle first then i will pin your skinny little tush to the mat and decorate you with chocolate sauce and invite the Lit Ladies to have a treat.

Ollie you little sneak! I will oil up and you wouldn't be able to hold on to me if you had a papoose board and fifteen hairy OR techs. Besides I am lighter faster and have a devious wicked ass mind.

Nicole your sister told me you pinched and it was more then once......

Melody_Lane remember DCL has that pacemaker problem and be gentle for god's sake you know how jersey boys sound when the whine.

 

[Gingersnap]

Simply come on girl give us the lists bad out beat em and the whole drop my loofah in the shower thing.

BTW LL is another one I wouldnt wassle she likes those picky things and besides she has those long ass fingernails.

[Edited by Gingersnap on 10-18-2000 at 03:14 PM]

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Well Simply I think the best part would be the "wrasslin" part.
As far as winning goes,whichever one of us tires out first would loose!

[Edited by mackdaddy_74 on 10-18-2000 at 03:36 PM]