Ishmael
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If indeed it is true that Muslims will riot at the least slight against the Prophet (PBUH) or Islam, then let's give their life meaning.
Each and everyday, in some newspaper, journal, magazine, or on electronic media, let some demeaning caricature or representation of the Prophet (PBUH) or Islam appear.
How gratifying to know that as a Muslim you will be able to awake each morning with a renewed purpose in your life. Each and everyday will begin knowing that you will have somewhere to go and something to do.
And think of the opportunities for others associated with this little project. Sociologists, Psychiatrists, and Psychologists will be able to spend countless hours in observation of the phenomena and write learned papers on mob mentalities and 'riot burnout.' (Which will most likely lead to a new psycho-disorder eligible for some sort of disability payment from the State.) Designated 'riot zones' that would be rotated around the population areas creating a never ending need for demolition and waste removal crews to be followed by newly constructed 'model neighborhoods' thereby creating a sustainable construction industry. And the auto manufacturers have to have their marketing crew all revved up just watching all of those cars burn, that will have to be replaced at some point in time. Perhaps an auto that really doesn't go anywhere, but burns with gusto to be sold at a high profit margin (leading to the production of 'green burning' autos). The peripheral marketing opportunities are endless. Flags and effigies available for every nation and occasion.
And the media will never be without an 'if it bleeds, it leads' day followed by serious panel discussions as to which political figure is at fault.
And given the shear size of the radicalized Muslim population (estimated to be well in excess of 160 million) and the fertility rate in most Muslim nations (5+), the world will be blessed with an inexhaustible supply of rioters (based on the mean age to begin rioting of 18) as long as the death rate/riot/day doesn't exceed 12,000/day.
There is no downside.
Ishmael
Each and everyday, in some newspaper, journal, magazine, or on electronic media, let some demeaning caricature or representation of the Prophet (PBUH) or Islam appear.
How gratifying to know that as a Muslim you will be able to awake each morning with a renewed purpose in your life. Each and everyday will begin knowing that you will have somewhere to go and something to do.
And think of the opportunities for others associated with this little project. Sociologists, Psychiatrists, and Psychologists will be able to spend countless hours in observation of the phenomena and write learned papers on mob mentalities and 'riot burnout.' (Which will most likely lead to a new psycho-disorder eligible for some sort of disability payment from the State.) Designated 'riot zones' that would be rotated around the population areas creating a never ending need for demolition and waste removal crews to be followed by newly constructed 'model neighborhoods' thereby creating a sustainable construction industry. And the auto manufacturers have to have their marketing crew all revved up just watching all of those cars burn, that will have to be replaced at some point in time. Perhaps an auto that really doesn't go anywhere, but burns with gusto to be sold at a high profit margin (leading to the production of 'green burning' autos). The peripheral marketing opportunities are endless. Flags and effigies available for every nation and occasion.
And the media will never be without an 'if it bleeds, it leads' day followed by serious panel discussions as to which political figure is at fault.
And given the shear size of the radicalized Muslim population (estimated to be well in excess of 160 million) and the fertility rate in most Muslim nations (5+), the world will be blessed with an inexhaustible supply of rioters (based on the mean age to begin rioting of 18) as long as the death rate/riot/day doesn't exceed 12,000/day.
There is no downside.
Ishmael