Simon_Silver
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- May 13, 2012
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Last time I wrote a personal add I didn't realize I didn't have PMs turned on, so lets see where things go this time.
I am a 30 something gamer geek living in Ohio. I have no trouble with my sex drive, even with my 'advanced years'
and would dearly love to help out a woman who is in a drought herself.
I am 100% straight, so sorry, if you are looking for a member for a mmf, no dice. That said I am NOT narrow, so if you wanted to hit me up for a one time experiment with DP or as the 'm' in a 'ffm' I would be down for that.
On to my other selling points!
I am 100% clean: I don't smoke, can't drink, don't do any drugs not prescribed by my doctors OR abuse the ones that are, and have a completely clean bill of health VD wise as of my last check 3 months ago. (Also have my driver's licence, so if you wanted to have me along as a designated driver, I am fine with that...)
For all you ladies who have had one too many cheating partners, NOT a problem with me. I am divorced from my wife of 7 years who cheated on me with 3 guys and would never do that to someone else. That said, if you are the jealous type I probably am not for you, because while I am straight and monogamous I can certifiably appreciate fine conformation in other humans and will lear with the best of them at a naked woman, or even man: and if you think that porn or sites like this one are 'cheating' you don't even begin to understand the protocols that make up the human psyche. What I will guarantee however is that _IF_ I _WERE_ to want to go out with someone else, I would come tell you _first_, and if you were not down with it I would call it off with them. I don't cheat, and if you knew my ex you would know how much I commit to a relationship, because the last five years with her were pure hell and it wasn't till she lost us our apartment that I called it quits.
Now for the 'Due Diligence' part of the post: There are a few issues that anyone who was interested would have to deal with.
1: Lone Goat and Kid:
I have a son. He turns eight tomorrow and I love him to pieces. Anyone who doesn't want a family should wait about 13 years before responding.
2: Pensioner's Love:
I am permanently and totally disabled due to being unable to read facial expressions and social cues, so I live on SSI and SSD, which amounts to 700$ a month or so. If you are looking for a man with a big house and cash to burn look elsewhere, but if you are looking for someone with a STEADY income, doesn't get much more reliable.
3: Say it out loud or you never said it:
This brings us to our third point: remember how I cannot read facial expressions or body language? This means if you don't tell me something, IN WORDS: for all intents and purposes it was never said. Unspoken communication is a closed book to me: AH, but this is a GOOD thing! If you respect me and work with my disability the normal BS of m/f relationships goes Bye Bye!
You have been dropping hints about wanting to go to the movies? I didn't pick up on it? Well what the fuck did you expect?!? I _CAN'T_ pick up on it! SAY you want to go to the movies and I will be like: "Sweet, lets check showtimes and grab our jackets!", SAY "I would like some Earrings for Christmas.", and bet your britches there will be earrings under that tree with your name on them, SAY "Can we have Chinese?" and within ten minutes I will have five different websites and be asking which one you want to order from.
4: Fourth and Finally: the Gamer Issue.
Here is what makes or breaks any relationship for me: If you are not into gaming, that is to say miniatures and RPGs, we will never work. Gaming isn't what I _DO_ it's who I _AM_. I told my ex-wife this within a month of our getting together, she NEVER understood. If you are not able to ride high on the back of a dragon and hunker down in a trench on Rigel IV with 2000 screaming aliens trying to overrun your position: there is no point in us getting together for anything long term, it will just lead to heartbreak for us both.
Now that is not to say with any or all of these conditions we might not work for something very short term, I have been told I have a "G-Spot Dick" and not once have I failed to give my partner 'her full', but this add is not primarily a fuck buddy request, this is more about laying it all out there in hope that someone see's what I have to offer and says: "That one! He's the one I want!"
You may notice that this add includes no real details about my appearance: that's deliberate.
I am not hideously ugly or anything, but I am of the concerted opinion that what you LOOK like is the LEAST important thing about you. I am not looking for a 'hottie' or someone with a 'Nice Ass' or 'Huge Hooters': I am looking for a certain compatibility of spirit and willingness to end this two year drought in my sex life. If you are female, a gamer or willing to become one, a consenting adult, and would like to fuck at least once a week, the rest, as they say, is gravy.
Anyone who is interested, either short or long term, PM me, we will see where this goes!
I am a 30 something gamer geek living in Ohio. I have no trouble with my sex drive, even with my 'advanced years'
and would dearly love to help out a woman who is in a drought herself. I am 100% straight, so sorry, if you are looking for a member for a mmf, no dice. That said I am NOT narrow, so if you wanted to hit me up for a one time experiment with DP or as the 'm' in a 'ffm' I would be down for that.
On to my other selling points!
I am 100% clean: I don't smoke, can't drink, don't do any drugs not prescribed by my doctors OR abuse the ones that are, and have a completely clean bill of health VD wise as of my last check 3 months ago. (Also have my driver's licence, so if you wanted to have me along as a designated driver, I am fine with that...)
For all you ladies who have had one too many cheating partners, NOT a problem with me. I am divorced from my wife of 7 years who cheated on me with 3 guys and would never do that to someone else. That said, if you are the jealous type I probably am not for you, because while I am straight and monogamous I can certifiably appreciate fine conformation in other humans and will lear with the best of them at a naked woman, or even man: and if you think that porn or sites like this one are 'cheating' you don't even begin to understand the protocols that make up the human psyche. What I will guarantee however is that _IF_ I _WERE_ to want to go out with someone else, I would come tell you _first_, and if you were not down with it I would call it off with them. I don't cheat, and if you knew my ex you would know how much I commit to a relationship, because the last five years with her were pure hell and it wasn't till she lost us our apartment that I called it quits.
Now for the 'Due Diligence' part of the post: There are a few issues that anyone who was interested would have to deal with.
1: Lone Goat and Kid:
I have a son. He turns eight tomorrow and I love him to pieces. Anyone who doesn't want a family should wait about 13 years before responding.
2: Pensioner's Love:
I am permanently and totally disabled due to being unable to read facial expressions and social cues, so I live on SSI and SSD, which amounts to 700$ a month or so. If you are looking for a man with a big house and cash to burn look elsewhere, but if you are looking for someone with a STEADY income, doesn't get much more reliable.
3: Say it out loud or you never said it:
This brings us to our third point: remember how I cannot read facial expressions or body language? This means if you don't tell me something, IN WORDS: for all intents and purposes it was never said. Unspoken communication is a closed book to me: AH, but this is a GOOD thing! If you respect me and work with my disability the normal BS of m/f relationships goes Bye Bye!
You have been dropping hints about wanting to go to the movies? I didn't pick up on it? Well what the fuck did you expect?!? I _CAN'T_ pick up on it! SAY you want to go to the movies and I will be like: "Sweet, lets check showtimes and grab our jackets!", SAY "I would like some Earrings for Christmas.", and bet your britches there will be earrings under that tree with your name on them, SAY "Can we have Chinese?" and within ten minutes I will have five different websites and be asking which one you want to order from.
4: Fourth and Finally: the Gamer Issue.
Here is what makes or breaks any relationship for me: If you are not into gaming, that is to say miniatures and RPGs, we will never work. Gaming isn't what I _DO_ it's who I _AM_. I told my ex-wife this within a month of our getting together, she NEVER understood. If you are not able to ride high on the back of a dragon and hunker down in a trench on Rigel IV with 2000 screaming aliens trying to overrun your position: there is no point in us getting together for anything long term, it will just lead to heartbreak for us both.
Now that is not to say with any or all of these conditions we might not work for something very short term, I have been told I have a "G-Spot Dick" and not once have I failed to give my partner 'her full', but this add is not primarily a fuck buddy request, this is more about laying it all out there in hope that someone see's what I have to offer and says: "That one! He's the one I want!"
You may notice that this add includes no real details about my appearance: that's deliberate.
I am not hideously ugly or anything, but I am of the concerted opinion that what you LOOK like is the LEAST important thing about you. I am not looking for a 'hottie' or someone with a 'Nice Ass' or 'Huge Hooters': I am looking for a certain compatibility of spirit and willingness to end this two year drought in my sex life. If you are female, a gamer or willing to become one, a consenting adult, and would like to fuck at least once a week, the rest, as they say, is gravy.
Anyone who is interested, either short or long term, PM me, we will see where this goes!
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I did skim through piece and part. Regardless, good luck! Hope you find good takers.
