Let's talk rap sheets.

[alexandraaah]

Not asking if you're on parole for murder or anything (though you can tell me if you'd like), just wondering what stupid and illegal things you've gotten caught for in your youth that landed you in the back of a police car.

I do have a story but then you would know who I am as it was highly publicized by the media.

Oh, and this is a blatant theft of Ishmael's idea. That might or might not be a clue as to my legal involvement.

 

[MissTaken]

*blushing*

As stupid as I can be, I have two seat belt violations.

I could, however, go into all the times I have been stopped or involved with the police and not recieved a violation!



I have some very good friends in the local police agencies.

 

[Weevil]

Assaulting a police officer. Numerous disturbing the peace and trespassing violations.

A bunch of D&D's too.

 

[ExLimey]

Rap Sheets = linens with little Snopp Doggs and Dr Dre's on them?

Only time I was in the back of a Police car (CHP) was when I was 8 and we got in an accident on the way to the beach. No charges or handcuffs involved, just transportation to the nearest gas station phone.

 

[Guest]

Clean

 

[Wiggles]

I've been in the back of a police car once.

It was around my Freshmen year, and I and a whole bunch of friends were down at my little town fireworks, on the fourth.

We went to the local supermarket, and we were waiting outside for someone (can't remember who), just chilling out in the parking lot.

And low and behold, what is sitting on the dashboard of the next car over? Funnel cake! And the silly fools left their windows down!

One of my friends took the funnel cake out of the car, and we were munching down, when the police car showed up.

Turns out someone had called in on us, and they thought we were stealing stereo systems out of the vacant cars. Apparently someone had been doing that around that time.

I think we all recieved minor theft charges. No big deal, but God was it embarrassing!

 

[alexandraaah]

Well shit, I'm feeling more and more deviant with each post.

The only one that combats that feeling slightly is Weevil's post and I don't think it's true.

Bad, bad Alex.

 

[Ishmael]

Geez Alex, thread klepto.

OK, I have two. One I wasn't caught, the other I was.

For the one I wasn't caught doing, it was smuggling a body from the Bahamas to Miami.

The one I was caught at was purposely running a Sherrifs Deputy off the road.

Which one do you folks want to hear first?

Ishmael

 

[Wizard]

Let's talk rap sheets.................................Lets not and say we did..........




Really ,I only had ONE dui and it was years ago............You know how you have one for the road?????? Well that the one that got me.... I was only 2ths of the limit over.......

 

[MissTaken]

Alexandraah,

Curiousity is killing me....

 

[Monazwx]

Come on

Alex and Ishmael, don't keep us in suspense!!!

I've been in the back of police cars before, but not for anything illegal (besides their wives never caught us!).

And Weevil scares me

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Let's see...

* stolen car - But we did not really steal it, it belonged to my sister. We just sort of took it without asking from the school parking lot we had to get to a base ball game. My sis reported it stolen and we were stopped and arrested. But every thing was cleared up.

* suspected drug "dealer" or possesion of drugs. -- was pulled over by a state trooper & said a car similar to mine was reproted for drug possession. I stood on the side of the road for like 2 hours as they went thru my car & then the dogs came ... that was fun.

That is all ... nothing to see here... move along ... people....

 

[alexandraaah]

Ishmael, help me out here, I'm drowning in my rebellious teenage years.

Tell the body one first, just let me go close my blinds first.

 

[roxie]

where do I start!

First, picked up for drunk and disorderly, ended up just getting a minor in possession, but the charges were dropped, because they finally realized I didn't have any on me, I was just drunk.

Then, I got a warning for drug paraphenalia (sp?) a few years ago, but the cop let me off because he knew me (he'd changed my diapers when I was a baby) but the jerk kept my roach...the only way he found it is because he walked past my car and saw 1 tiny little roach in the ashtray..didn't have anything else with me.

When I was 17, I work working at Burger King and started sleeping with a manager who was going thru a divorce, and his ex-wife showed up at school threatening me, she threw the first punch, then I pummeled her.....only got detained for that one...

Should I go on?

 

[alexandraaah]

Should I go on?

without a doubt.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I don't rap, I prefer Rock N ROll ...lol

Damn Ishmael, I hope you were transporting that body for a funeral!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Though I have spent considerable time in the backseat of police cars, sprawled on the hood of police cars and the words "Spread 'em" are an oft heard phrase with me, I've never been arrested.

What? Sorry, I can't resist a man in (or out of) uniform.

 

[AusTess]

Unfortunately there aint nothin horny about the fraud squad.
No cute uniforms,although there were a few broad shouldered types in suits.

Still,i was more afraid than anything else.

Tess was a bad bad girl.

 

[sabbathstorm]

I've got a clean rap sheet. Only one driving violation for illegal parking when I ran in for some cash from the bank machine.

 

[Ishmael]

Ishmael, help me out here, I'm drowning in my rebellious teenage years.

Tell the body one first, just let me go close my blinds first.

Very well.

(All the names have been changed here.)

Many years ago I used to do a great deal of big game fishing. I was over in Bimini with a group of co-workers for a tournament. After a hard days fishing we met in the bar to tell our war stories. On of the senior sales exec's picked up an English school teacher there on vacation and disappeared with her.

Along about 11PM we heard this horrible screaming from out near the cabana's. It was the school teacher, in the buff, running around screaming unintelligibly. The door to Jim's cabana was open and we went in to find him deader than a hammer. It seems that the school teacher was perfoming felatio when Jim had a massive coronary. One might say that he 'came and went' all in the same moment.

Now we all were involved with the medical field and after many trips to foriegn shores, knew what it would take to get the body out of the country. Weeks of investigation and mountains of paperwork.

Sooooooooooooo, we cleaned out the 'live well' in Larry's 41' Hatteras and put 'ole Jim in it. Then we covered him with ice.

About 1 AM we started our run for Miami. Took 3 hours to get there. Called customs, who came down and asked the usual questions while we sat around and sweated bullets about them poking in the live well. Thank God they didn't.

We called a local Dr. friend and had him meet us at Jim's house, while we wrestled his now stiff body out of the live well.

We got Jim into the bed of one of the guys pick-up truck and took him to his house where Larry talked to Jim's wife while we carried Jim's body to the bedroom where the Dr. could pronounce him dead. I don't know exactly what Larry told Amy, but I'm sure it was far from the truth.

Three days later at the viewing, it came as a shock to me that the casket was closed. I asked around and no one had an explaination.

It was now my turn to console the greiving widow. Amy was sitting in the corner, in black, veiled, with tears streaming down her face. I offered my condolences etc. and not being known for my discretion asked her "Why did you decide to have a closed casket Amy?"

Her eyes turned cold as steel and she looked me in the eye and said "Because they couldn't get the smile off the son of a bitches face."

True story.

Ishmael

 

[ExLimey]

Tess was a bad bad girl.

Was? LOL

 

[alexandraaah]

Now this is what I'm talking about.

Thanks for sharing, Ishmael, and...holy shit.

 

[AusTess]

Was? LOL

yes.
Was.


I dont think of stuff i do here as bad.

Just a little twisted.

 

[Monazwx]

Well Ishmael

If that's what you WEREN'T caught for, hell, now I'm just dying to know about that Sheriff's Deputy.

 

[truegentleman]

Me and three friends rode our motorcycles into the hotel one morning around 3 AM. We had been out partying and thought it would be faster if we rode our bikes all the way to our hotel room doors. The management didn't agree with us, niether did the police. We were charged with drunk and disorderly, and got tossed from the hotel.


The things we did when we were younger.