Let's talk about sex

[girlsmiley]

The other night I said, "You have amazing tits" and tried to fit as much of them as possible into my mouth.

Sex is delicious. It's yum and my body craves it. All the time. Now. Today. Tomorrow. Next week.

 

[smoothg103rd]

What's there to talk about? You fuck, and you bust a nut.

 

[elli1]

what is sex again?

 

[Fagin]

what is sex again?

It's a mythical creature, like a unicorn.

 

[Adre]

The other night I said, "You have amazing tits" and tried to fit as much of them as possible into my mouth.

Sex is delicious. It's yum and my body craves it. All the time. Now. Today. Tomorrow. Next week.

Don't stop there, you're good at this.

 

[elli1]

It's a mythical creature, like a unicorn.

ahhh. not sure how i feel about unicorns. they look dangerous. is a sex dangerous?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The other night I said, "You have amazing tits" and tried to fit as much of them as possible into my mouth.

Sex is delicious. It's yum and my body craves it. All the time. Now. Today. Tomorrow. Next week.

Are you going to attempt to surpass your mouth's tit-cramming record sometime this week?

Them's the kind of Olympics I like. Best thing is you don't have to wait every four years to tourney!

 

[spacekowboy]

No thanks.

 

[Fagin]

ahhh. not sure how i feel about unicorns. they look dangerous. is a sex dangerous?

You're screwed if you come up against sex.

 

[RedAllan]

I'm more a doer than a talker, any way it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

 

[girlsmiley]

What's there to talk about? You fuck, and you bust a nut.

What am I, a squirrel?

 

[girlsmiley]

Are you going to attempt to surpass your mouth's tit-cramming record sometime this week?

Them's the kind of Olympics I like. Best thing is you don't have to wait every four years to tourney!

In a couple of hours when the child goes off on school holiday vacation.

How about you, Zoom? Getting some this week? I hope you are! Pirate sex. Arrr!!!

 

[elli1]

You're screwed if you come up against sex.

uh oh, i think i'll stay away from it....

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Talk
Talk
Talk

I had actual hotel sex last night with someone I met in the hospital.

 

[RobDownSouth]

What's there to talk about? You fuck, and you bust a nut, and you done in 30 seconds.

Smoot Simulation:
http://i.imgur.com/XcWM0Nq.gif

 

[Fagin]

uh oh, i think i'll stay away from it....

I had actual hotel sex last night with someone I met in the hospital.

See! Dangerous.

 

[girlsmiley]

Talk
Talk
Talk

I had actual hotel sex last night with someone I met in the hospital.

Really?

Did he have amazing tits though? No.

Lol, I'm happy for you. Was it good?

 

[lemonbread]

Talk
Talk
Talk

I had actual hotel sex last night with someone I met in the hospital.

miss ann! You're back! Is it because you missed me? Say it's because you missed me.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The GB- where actual sex talk is a thread killer. Of course, I could just be me.

 

[smoothg103rd]

What am I, a squirrel?

So what's there to talk about?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Talk
Talk
Talk

I had actual hotel sex last night with someone I met in the hospital.

How much did you pay?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Smoot Simulation:
http://i.imgur.com/XcWM0Nq.gif

I don't think your daughter will appreciate you posting her videos.

 

[lemonbread]

The GB- where actual sex talk is a thread killer. Of course, I could just be me.

Oh sure, just don't respond. It's not like I have feelings or anything. I only almost posted like 3 page note for you a couple weeks ago. But that's fine. Just pretend I don't exist. ..... *flips hair for dramatic effect*

But as for the thread, I actually did have sex like 3 months ago, and, being the most fertile woman in the world who gets pregnant every time she looks at a penis, I'm subsequently pregnant. I went off birth control several months ago because the hormones made me smell like a swamp monster from the black lagoon, but I wasnt really thinking about that when the opportunity arose. I'm cool with another baby and all, I'm actually getting pretty excited. But 4 is enough. Someone remind me to stick to women next time.

 

[Setanta84]

I've calmed down on it.

After you get out of a controlling, abusive relationship where you find out all the good things that made you stay were lies and the only really constant thing in the whole mess was psychological abuse and betrayal--well, if you're me, you don't handle it exceptionally well.

Between January and March, I was pretty much hitting anything that moved, college students, artists, women at grocery stores--if you were an attractive woman who didn't make me want to run for the fucking razors as soon as you opened your mouth and showed interest in me, you were getting fucked.

It didn't really make me feel any better. The anger over the betrayal was still there, the stuff she had said about me being undesirable and women only wanting to use me for my big dick is still there, etc.

So, these days, I'm focusing mainly on art and acquiring fellowships and places in residencies and kind of giving the dating/sex thing a rest.

It feels like I've taken steps backward sexually, honestly. When I thought I was in a loving relationship with the woman with whom I was going to share my life, sex became this other kind of thing to me. And now I'm basically back to getting off on the how I can make someone else lose control/cross boundaries/etc.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Amorous birdies are the best.