Let's snark at each other.

[Faye_Whitaker]

Are you a guy, a lady, or an androgynous person? Are you between the ages of eighteen and a mazillion? Do you enjoy being silly, snarky, geeky, or witty? Can you (do you) type like you are an educated adult? Do you have interests and/or hobbies that you think are awesome? Are you capable of and interested in having conversations that may or may not relate to sex, but are not actually simulations therof? Do you ever kind of wish you were an amphibious dragon who could fly?

If you answered yes to most of those questions, I would just like to tell you that I think you are swell, neato, and generally cooler than applesauce with cinnamon in. Maybe you would have fun talking with me?

If you would like to try, PM me or start a conversation here and I will do my very best to match your conversational prowess.

 

[ebkillert65]

Are you a guy, a lady, or an androgynous person? Are you between the ages of eighteen and a mazillion? Do you enjoy being silly, snarky, geeky, or witty? Can you (do you) type like you are an educated adult? Do you have interests and/or hobbies that you think are awesome? Are you capable of and interested in having conversations that may or may not relate to sex, but are not actually simulations therof? Do you ever kind of wish you were an amphibious dragon who could fly?

If you answered yes to most of those questions, I would just like to tell you that I think you are swell, neato, and generally cooler than applesauce with cinnamon in. Maybe you would have fun talking with me?

You had me at amphibious dragon. Hope all is well, Faye. I've been mired in the doldrums of law school as of late.

 

[Faye_Whitaker]

You had me at amphibious dragon. Hope all is well, Faye. I've been mired in the doldrums of law school as of late.

Really, who DOESN'T sometimes want to be an amphibious dragon? It's only natural.

What you really need, EBT, is to harness some of the faster fish in the school to drag you out of the doldrums and into higher-pressure zones!

 

[Fractured_Soul]

Are you a guy, a lady, or an androgynous person? Are you between the ages of eighteen and a mazillion?

Unfortunately my little brothers say I'm over a bazilllion.

Do you enjoy being silly, snarky, geeky, or witty?

Yes

Can you (do you) type like you are an educated adult?

Yes

Do you have interests and/or hobbies that you think are awesome?

Depends on your definition of awesome.

Are you capable of and interested in having conversations that may or may not relate to sex, but are not actually simulations therof?

Not sure, I'm a virgin so no RL experience on my end.

Do you ever kind of wish you were an amphibious dragon who could fly?

Yes.

If you answered yes to most of those questions, I would just like to tell you that I think you are swell, neato, and generally cooler than applesauce with cinnamon in. Maybe you would have fun talking with me?

I only answered yes to half of them. And very few things are cooler than applesauce with cinnamon, except maybe homemade ice cream. I'm certainly swell, Not really neato though. Anyways I hope you'll consider me.

 

[Faye_Whitaker]

Unfortunately my little brothers say I'm over a bazilllion.
Yes
Yes
Depends on your definition of awesome.
Not sure, I'm a virgin so no RL experience on my end.
Yes.



I only answered yes to half of them. And very few things are cooler than applesauce with cinnamon, except maybe homemade ice cream. I'm certainly swell, Not really neato though. Anyways I hope you'll consider me.

Tsk, your reading comprehension could use some work, but given the late hour we'll excuse it.

I think to qualify as over a bazillion you have to smell weird, have strange alien growths on various places on your body, an inexplicable aversion to loud music despite marked hearing impairment, and a tendency to type confused messages to your grandchildren (in all caps) at the top of "hilarious" email forwards.

 

[openmindedmnyc]

Are you a guy, a lady, or an androgynous person? Are you between the ages of eighteen and a mazillion? Do you enjoy being silly, snarky, geeky, or witty? Can you (do you) type like you are an educated adult? Do you have interests and/or hobbies that you think are awesome? Are you capable of and interested in having conversations that may or may not relate to sex, but are not actually simulations therof? Do you ever kind of wish you were an amphibious dragon who could fly?

If you answered yes to most of those questions, I would just like to tell you that I think you are swell, neato, and generally cooler than applesauce with cinnamon in. Maybe you would have fun talking with me?

I am a 31 year old man who enjoys being silly, snarky, geeky, AND witty, but not always all at once. I believe I type like an educated adult, though maybe my grammar is not 100%. All of my interests and hobbies are awesome, otherwise I wouldn't be interested or consider them my hobby, duh . Most of my conversations on here relate, in some way, to sex, but those conversations do not have to simulate the act of sex. And yes, why wouldn't I want to be an amphibious dragon? Also, I already assume that every dragon can fly, is that wrong?

 

[Faye_Whitaker]

I am a 31 year old man who enjoys being silly, snarky, geeky, AND witty, but not always all at once. I believe I type like an educated adult, though maybe my grammar is not 100%. All of my interests and hobbies are awesome, otherwise I wouldn't be interested or consider them my hobby, duh . Most of my conversations on here relate, in some way, to sex, but those conversations do not have to simulate the act of sex. And yes, why wouldn't I want to be an amphibious dragon? Also, I already assume that every dragon can fly, is that wrong?

According to WikiAnswers, dragons are an extinct animal that hover like bees, and people really ought to do more research about this sort of thing.

 

[openmindedmnyc]

According to WikiAnswers, dragons are an extinct animal that hover like bees, and people really ought to do more research about this sort of thing.

Citation needed

 

[Faye_Whitaker]

Citation needed

Who needs citations? It's common knowledge, apparently.

 

[Fractured_Soul]

Tsk, your reading comprehension could use some work, but given the late hour we'll excuse it.

I think to qualify as over a bazillion you have to smell weird, have strange alien growths on various places on your body, an inexplicable aversion to loud music despite marked hearing impairment, and a tendency to type confused messages to your grandchildren (in all caps) at the top of "hilarious" email forwards.

I'm only 25 and to be honest I was attempting to figure a way to answer less than a majority just to be contrary.

It's only been 25 years and 2 months since I was born. And I can be nerdy and silly.

 

[Faye_Whitaker]

I'm only 25 and to be honest I was attempting to figure a way to answer less than a majority just to be contrary.

It's only been 25 years and 2 months since I was born. And I can be nerdy and silly.

Happy 302nd month birthday, I think!

 

[Fractured_Soul]

Happy 302nd month birthday, I think!

No you see there was this temporal wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey ball of stuff happening. So I'm actually 9,193 days old.

 

[ebkillert65]

Really, who DOESN'T sometimes want to be an amphibious dragon? It's only natural.

What you really need, EBT, is to harness some of the faster fish in the school to drag you out of the doldrums and into higher-pressure zones!

Yeah, the faster fish drowned. They said something about too much fish crap in the water to breathe clearly--guess it's a good thing I'm merely amphibious AND can fly, no?

 

[fletchx]

If there hasn't been an Amphibious Dragon vs. Shark movie yet, there should be.

 

[ColonelCrow]

Dear Faye,

Loved, loved, loved this ad. I, too, am a supporter of Laura Roslin. She's our best hope for humanity's survival in these dark times.

I'm Christopher. I'm 42, married, and live in the great Commonwealth of Kentucky. I like to read, to write, to cook, to travel, and to ride my bicycle. I watch a little tv, see a few movies, and surf a little internet.

I'm literate, articulate, creative, passionate, highly educated, and well-versed in proper grammar, spelling, and capitalization. I'm a fast and accurate typist.

I adore science fiction and fantasy books, films, and television, even while they so often fall short of what they should and could be.

I've got this trick that impresses kids where I write down a few letters, then, with a couple of quick strokes of the pen, voila, it's a picture of a pig. I'm very proud of that one.

All my pets are named after literary characters or authors.

I hope to hear from you.

Cheers,

Christopher

 

[Faye_Whitaker]

Yeah, the faster fish drowned. They said something about too much fish crap in the water to breathe clearly--guess it's a good thing I'm merely amphibious AND can fly, no?

Yes, it seems fortune has smiled upon you! So, enquiring minds wish to know: is it harder or easier in general to fly in a low-pressure zone like the doldrums?

If there hasn't been an Amphibious Dragon vs. Shark movie yet, there should be.

I want this movie to happen, and I want the dragon to be able to breathe fire under certain circumstances. Or, ooh, can the dragon be the Grendel from Larry Niven's Heorot books?? Please please please? That was a fascinating creature.

 

[Faye_Whitaker]

Dear Faye,

Loved, loved, loved this ad. I, too, am a supporter of Laura Roslin. She's our best hope for humanity's survival in these dark times.

I'm Christopher. I'm 42, married, and live in the great Commonwealth of Kentucky. I like to read, to write, to cook, to travel, and to ride my bicycle. I watch a little tv, see a few movies, and surf a little internet.

I'm literate, articulate, creative, passionate, highly educated, and well-versed in proper grammar, spelling, and capitalization. I'm a fast and accurate typist.

I adore science fiction and fantasy books, films, and television, even while they so often fall short of what they should and could be.

I've got this trick that impresses kids where I write down a few letters, then, with a couple of quick strokes of the pen, voila, it's a picture of a pig. I'm very proud of that one.

All my pets are named after literary characters or authors.

I hope to hear from you.

Cheers,

Christopher

I'm conditionally impressed. First of all, what letters do you use to make the pig? Second, naming your children after literary figures is a fine idea, but in that pool are both awesome names and horrendous ones like Holden or Calliope.

And yes, everyone, vote Roslin in the next election. Baltar is lying scum who has only his own best interests in mind.

 

[vampwrrr]

Oh, I like you.

***My name is Piper, and I approve this message***

 

[Faye_Whitaker]

Oh, I like you.

***My name is Piper, and I approve this message***

So, Piper, are you a lady or a dude? Or neither?

I generally approve of people liking me.

Also, is that your usual username or just for the Halloweenish time of year?

 

[vampwrrr]

So, Piper, are you a lady or a dude? Or neither?

I generally approve of people liking me.

Also, is that your usual username or just for the Halloweenish time of year?

*laughs* I was born with all of the requisite lady-parts. Wait, wait...*checks* Yep, still there. You never know, y'know?

I've had this username since I was 18. I'm just a bona-fide weirdo, ^.^

I've a card and everything. Couldn't afford the "member's only" jacket, though...

 

[Thebee123]

Jacket

No really you need the members only jacket

 

[ricksouza]

I'm a single guy living in Florida, originally from Maine, and am just shy of a gazillion years old. One of the things I miss most as a single guy is the opportunity to engage in stimulating (not necessarily sexual, but lively) conversation. I'd be honored to "meet" you here or in any way. Rick

 

[Faye_Whitaker]

*laughs* I was born with all of the requisite lady-parts. Wait, wait...*checks* Yep, still there. You never know, y'know?

I've had this username since I was 18. I'm just a bona-fide weirdo, ^.^

I've a card and everything. Couldn't afford the "member's only" jacket, though...

*nods sagely* I check mine often. You can never be too sure. I usually make a thorough tactile examination and not just the visual, just in case.

No really you need the members only jacket

I don't think we have those. And the only reference I've ever heard to one is here. I think they were maybe before my time?

I'm a single guy living in Florida, originally from Maine, and am just shy of a gazillion years old. One of the things I miss most as a single guy is the opportunity to engage in stimulating (not necessarily sexual, but lively) conversation. I'd be honored to "meet" you here or in any way. Rick

Well, I am honored that mine is the first thread you post on after lurking for six years! Whenever I see someone post years and years after they sign up, I always wonder, were you here the whole time, just lurking? Or did you sign up and forget about this place for years and just come back?

The former explanation is simultaneously more weird and more entertaining.

 

[Pezpezpez]

Well I'm pretty swell neato and pretty awesome but I don't want to be an amphibious dragon, I'd like to be a time traveling space dragon with a monocle and talking chimp side kick named buster. we solve crimes or burn things I'm a dragon it's one of the things I do. Buster is civilized so no feces throwing for him.

I don't care for your applesauce I'm repulsed by applesauce. I'll take a cinnamon cookie and ice cream thank you

 

[theManThing]

Whenever I see someone use the term snark, I can't help but recall; For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.