Let's round them up and then hang "em.

[FlamingoBlue]

Even I, the ever patient blue, have my limits.These pesky trolls have either got to identify themselves so that we can return their favors OR, we have to hunt them down and kill them. Who's with me?

If you're interested,list your names in this thread along with your email addresses, and I will organize a group of vigalantes to root the trolls out and either expose them or eliminate them. I also expect that there will be plenty of good food and booze to sustain us while we are on our quest.

Let's ride!!!!

blue


P.S. I understand that trolls make for some pretty good eatin', especially the females. They're more tender.

 

[Guest]

here be da kleenex blue, ya big old cry baby. mabye ya should up da dosage!

 

[Guest]

Kill the pig! Taste it's blood!
Kill the pig! Taste it's blood!
Kill the pig! Taste it's blood!

Come on Blue, I'm ready to round up some trolls.

 

[Guest]

ya, take a pill and get over ya self. ya gonna drown us all with all dat blubbering. we TROLLs is so short ya know. just because we be livin underneath da bridge doesn't mean we can swim, ya know.

Stoppa da cryin' and save da TROLLs!!

 

[Guest]

da best part of da troll is da flank steak. Dat's good eatin'.

 

[Guest]

nuttin' to say with dis one. just like da name.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Thanks for the kleenex, asshole....

Bless your heart. I will use it to wipe your blood off my hands after we lynch you and your buddies. (Now, now, blu, calm down and take another pill and you'll be okay). Gosh, they got me taking to myself. Maybe I should just ride out alone. I'm not afraid of you trolls. Look out, here I come.

Nah, I think I'll wait until after lunch. I just hate killin' trolls on an empty stomach.

blue

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Ya gotta say one thing about trolls...

They sure are funny little critters. Maybe we should just capture them and keep 'em around for laughs.

Keep posting assholes. Its your funeral!!!

blue


(I haven't had so much fun since my death scene at the TP Club).

 

[Guest]

Yeah, you and Sparky should go huntin' together, I hear the sunsets are so romantic this time of year. Have some kleenex, I wiped my ass with it. Anybody here wanna group hug or exchange some poetry?

 

[Ambrosious]

There was an old lady from Nantucket...

 

[Guest]

Keep posting assholes. Its your funeral!!!

For an Old Timer you're mighty juvenile Bluey. Why don't you be a grown-up like the rest of us?

 

[Aranian]

Go for it, Blue. The billygoats will love you for it.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Hey, N the N, if I,m juvenile....

What does that make you? By the way, do you have a sense of humor? Actually, do you have any sense?

Oh, there's another one of those cute little trolls. Gotta go.

blue

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Unbelievable as it seems....

These little fellas are quite harmless when the pressure is off. Once I got to talkin' with them I found out that they are pretty much like you and me, only lots shorter, worse spellers and they like to live under viaducts and bridges.

Isn't it interesting that once you take the time to REALLY get to know someboby, you find that you may even like them. Sorta scary, isn't it.

Wel, i'm calling off the hunt, picking up my traps, letting the captive trolls loose and going home to read the Sunday NY Times.

Ciao for now,

blue


Hey where you going with my Times, you pesky trolls. I'll get you guys!