Let's play "Find That Phallus"

[shereads]

The giant split-leaf philodendron in my back yard has either sprouted some sort of fruit or is very glad to see me.

The firm, upright, creamy-white object reminded me of...of...Oh, c'mon. You're a bunch of pornographers, for chrissake. You know exactly what it reminded me of. A peeled, unripe banana.

Who else saw a non-human/animal phallus today?

 

[CharleyH]

The giant split-leaf philodendron in my back yard has either sprouted some sort of fruit or is very glad to see me.

The firm, upright, creamy-white object reminded me of...of...Oh, c'mon. You're a bunch of pornographers, for chrissake. You know exactly what it reminded me of. A peeled, unripe banana.

Who else saw a non-human/animal phallus today?

My antherium - otherwise known as the dirty little boys plant. can I say that on here?

 

[rikaaim]

My antherium - otherwise known as the dirty little boys plant. can I say that on here?

I think you can say that on here, but is your AV koscher? It looks like some mighty fine oral to me...*hopes at least*

 

[McKenna]

Does a cloud in that particular shape count? I mean, I had to squint my eyes and turn my head "just so", but I'm pretty sure I saw one up there. Either that or I just had phallus on the brain.

 

[shereads]

Does a cloud in that particular shape count? I mean, I had to squint my eyes and turn my head "just so", but I'm pretty sure I saw one up there. Either that or I just had phallus on the brain.

It counts. Gutterbrain.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

No phallus, but I do have some petunias that seem awfully(or wonderfully, rather) vaginal.

 

[rgraham666]

Nope. Only non-human around here is my bunny. I'd have to pick him up to look and he won't let me.

Phalluses (Phallusi?) aren't of even tertiary interest to me anyway.

 

[McKenna]

It counts. Gutterbrain.

Takes one to know one.

 

[shereads]

Nope. Only non-human around here is my bunny. I'd have to pick him up to look and he won't let me.

Phalluses (Phallusi?) aren't of even tertiary interest to me anyway.

I like it when you say 'tertiary.'

 

[rgraham666]

I like it when you say 'tertiary.'

I can also say 'Wanker Rotary Engine'.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

http://www.main.nc.us/JOH/images/lincoln.gif
Welcome to Nebraska. This is also known as "The Penis of the Plains" and "The Genital on 'G' Street." It's our state capitol building.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Since my visit to London a couple of years ago, I've been partial to the Gherkin:


http://www.guru.net.nz/albums/UK_London/021_the_gherkin.sized.jpg http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2004/09/10/chung_gherkin3.jpg

 

[The_Fool]

Since my visit to London a couple of years ago, I've been partial to the Gherkin:


http://www.guru.net.nz/albums/UK_London/021_the_gherkin.sized.jpg http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2004/09/10/chung_gherkin3.jpg

Interesting......Do the people inside get dizzy when it vibes?

 

[Guest]

I didn't, but the eldest borrowed a bag for the day and wound up choosing our toy bag to empty out and carry her books in.

I think she's had an overdose of phallus sightings for a while.

~lucky

 

[shereads]

Since my visit to London a couple of years ago, I've been partial to the Gherkin:


http://www.guru.net.nz/albums/UK_London/021_the_gherkin.sized.jpg http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2004/09/10/chung_gherkin3.jpg

Yikes. How many AAA batteries does that baby go through in an hour?

 

[LadyJeanne]

The Swiss Re tower is also magnificent at night when it lights up:

http://www.edandjacqui.com/london_weekend/web-gherkin03.jpg

(Sher, I believe they opted for the power cord model, although the battery-powered version is probably available on the net, somewhere.)

(Oh, foolish one, the people inside grab onto something, anything, and hold on tight...)

 

[The_Fool]

The Swiss Re tower is also magnificent at night when it lights up:

http://www2.freefoto.com//images_d/31/26/31_26_80_web.jpg?&k=Swiss+Re+Building+at+Night%2C+London

(Sher, I believe they opted for the power cord model, although the battery-powered version is probably available on the net, somewhere.)

(Oh, foolish one, the people inside grab onto something, anything, and hold on tight...)

There's a poem in there somewhere....

 

[shereads]

Not phallic but

an architectural wonder, nevertheless. Inspired by the annual decimation of the local peach crop by a recurring phenomenon called "winter," the city fathers of Gaffney, South Carolina erected the "Peachoid" next to Interstate 85. To west-bound drivers, it's just a colorful water tower. East-bound drivers do double-takes and head for the nearest urban area, lickety-split.

http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/peachoid2.jpg

Who else can hum the theme from "Deliverance?"

 

[LadyJeanne]

There's a poem in there somewhere....

or sci fi fantasy story...

 

[LadyJeanne]

an architectural wonder, nevertheless. Inspired by the annual decimation of the local peach crop by a recurring phenomenon called "winter," the city fathers of Gaffney, South Carolina erected the "Peachoid" next to Interstate 85. To west-bound drivers, it's just a colorful water tower. East-bound drivers do double-takes and head for the nearest urban area, lickety-split.

http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/peachoid2.jpg

Who else can hum the theme from "Deliverance?"

 

[cloudy]

2 weeks ago, I was in DC:

http://washington-monument.visit-washington-dc.com/Washington-Monument-2.jpg

 

[herecomestherain]

Best thread ever!

 

[Guest]

In a post-teenage comic strip, never before released (ahem) by Charles Schultz, but nevertheless found amid his secret "naughty" collection, we find Lucy, Linus and Charlie Brown one morning--recovering from druken stupors, courtesies of two college frat and sorority orgies--again lying on some hillside on the outskirts of campus, looking up at the clouds, since Lucy just can't seem to find her car to drive them all back to the dorms (the fucking slut) . . .

Linus would have said, "That formation reminds me of Steven, being stoned in the Bible. And there, that group looks like the outline of British Honduras. And that one, the face of the sculptor Thomas Ekins."

Lucy would have asked, "So, Charlie Brown, what do you see?"

Charlie Brown would have finally replied, "I was going to say I saw you sucking a horsie, but I changed my mind."



(kids today...)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I didn't, but the eldest borrowed a bag for the day and wound up choosing our toy bag to empty out and carry her books in.

I think she's had an overdose of phallus sightings for a while.

~lucky

that'll teach her to borrow your stuff.

 

[Guest]

that'll teach her to borrow your stuff.

Eggzachary!

And of course, vella had to torment her all day with little moans, sighs and comments about the experience.



That's my girl!

~lucky