Let's play "Fantasy White House"

[shereads]

I started to reply to Ken James at another thread, where he named Kerry/Edwards as his dream ticket for the November election. But this seems like a game for a wider audience.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I'm guessing that Ken James is talking about his electable dream ticket, not his "if only" dream ticket. We all know that electability = a matched set of white guys with well-hidden sex lives, no known tendency to speak off script or - God forbid! - yell or say mean things, and of course, Senate Hair (a slight pompadour with a neat side part, also known as Coach Hair/TV Evangelist Hair).

Taking electability out of the picture, and assuming you could guarantee a win for your party this November, who would you love to see as President and VP?

This is open to all, including people in other countries, and Canada.

I'll go first:

For President: Howard Dean because I would have yelled too, and because he's right to be mad as hell.

For Vice President: Al Sharpton. For laughs. And to break the Hair Barrier.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

President: Florence King: Consumate misanthropist, dosen't like anyone, dosen't trust anyone and has such a sharp tongue and keen wit. She's also celebate, so no sex scandals, althought she is admittedly gay.

VP: Bubba Smith. Smiles often, can laugh at himself and seems like a big teddy bear. I think those are good qualities for Vp

-Colly

 

[shereads]

President: Florence King: Consumate misanthropist, dosen't like anyone, dosen't trust anyone and has such a sharp tongue and keen wit. She's also celebate, so no sex scandals, althought she is admittedly gay.

VP: Bubba Smith. Smiles often, can laugh at himself and seems like a big teddy bear. I think those are good qualities for Vp

I'm not sure I could trust a celibate president. Pope, maybe.

Colly, dear, I got the "l" unstuck on my keyboard with a can of compressed air just so I could ask you to vote in the poll. Scientific American is never going to accept any of my research studies for publication if they don't have at least 500 participants.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I'm not sure I could trust a celebate president. Pope, maybe.

Colly, dear, I got the "l" unstuck on my keyboard with a can of compressed air just so I could ask you to vote in the poll. Scientific American is never going to accept any of my research studies for publication if they don't have at least 500 participants.

I voted! I know how important the accuracy of these sceintific type poles are. honest injun I voted!

-Colly

 

[shereads]

Colly, the poll was posted in Florida. Your vote is probably in a cardboard box in the back office. I'll get around to counting those in a week or so. Thank you.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

LOL,

If it was posted in florida do you have a bi-partisan panel of experts to assure quality control?

-Colly

 

[deliciously_naughty]

President...Martin Sheen b/c he's proven so good at acting presidential

VP...Sharpton b/c he's got so much deluded self confidence

 

[Guest]

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Vermin Love & De Buonaparte 2004

President: Mr. Vermin Love Supreme (not a joke-check links)
***the hair is definitely up to par***
http://www.vote-smart.org/bio.php?can_id=MZZ66461

Vice President: Mr. HRM Caesar St Augustine De Buonaparte
***isn't it obvious***
http://www.vote-smart.org/bio.php?can_id=MZZ70428

To find a list of all candidates check here:

http://www.vote-smart.org/election_president_party.php?party_name=All

-E

or i'd settle for george carlin and janine garofolo

 

[shereads]

President...Martin Sheen b/c he's proven so good at acting presidential

I second that. I think the world would be a better place if the real West Wing were written by Aaron Sorkin. Until this year, when he was nudged aside, it was the best-written network tv in memory.

And yes, Martin Sheen is a fabulous president. He agonizes over the rightness of things. Even when he takes the expedient way he has the good grace to feel bad about it.

Line from a West Wing episode that will never be spoken by a real president to a member of his staff: "If you ever lie to protect me, you and I are through."

HAhahahhahaha.

 

[MathGirl]

I'm for Joe Liberman. It's about time we had a Je... Ki... He... New Englander.
MG

 

[shereads]

I'm for Joe Liberman. It's about time we had a Je... Ki... He... New Englander.
MG

Hmmm. He might have a chance if you could guarantee a win.

If you couldn't, the three-syllable name is his deal-breaker.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Colly, the poll was posted in Florida. Your vote is probably in a cardboard box in the back office. I'll get around to counting those in a week or so. Thank you.

If your vote had been stored in Chicago, it would be long gone by now. (reference to 1960 presidential election,for those too young to know)

 

[shereads]

We might also wish to fully staff our fantasy White Houses. For First Lady, I'd like to pair up Mrs. Howard Dean with Howard Dean, and have her finally kill the concept of First Lady as a job, once and for all, by refusing to give up her medical practice. If the president is Martin Sheen, though, I'd want to shake things up a little. Maybe give him a male live-in lover.

What would we call the president's live-in lover? The First Lover sounds unlikely unless we elected a president in his or her late teens.

First Mate?

 

[shereads]

The First Life-Partner?

Let's drag the First Family into the new millennium, people.

 

[Guest]

Designated Fuck; either gender (get rid of 'first').

Perdita

 

[shereads]

Designated Fuck; either gender (get rid of 'first').

Perdita

Perdita, that would mean the FCC would have to launch an investigation of every broadcast news station that ran a story about "the President's Designated Fuck." The FCC will still be busy with the Super Breast investigation. We'd have to increase their budget.

 

[KenJames]

I started to reply to Ken James at another thread, where he named Kerry/Edwards as his dream ticket for the November election. But this seems like a game for a wider audience.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I'm guessing that Ken James is talking about his electable dream ticket, not his "if only" dream ticket. We all know that electability = a matched set of white guys with well-hidden sex lives, no known tendency to speak off script or - God forbid! - yell or say mean things, and of course, Senate Hair (a slight pompadour with a neat side part, also known as Coach Hair/TV Evangelist Hair).

Taking electability out of the picture, and assuming you could guarantee a win for your party this November, who would you love to see as President and VP?

This is open to all, including people in other countries, and Canada.

I'll go first:

For President: Howard Dean because I would have yelled too, and because he's right to be mad as hell.

For Vice President: Al Sharpton. For laughs. And to break the Hair Barrier.

I've never had a thread started in my honor before. Thank you. (Sinking to my knees and kissing your outstretched hand) Thank you very much!

It's true, I was largely thinking about electability. Ignoring that, I still think highly of John Kerry, but I like Howard Dean and Wesley Clark, too. I think any of them would make a good President.

Getting away from actual candidates, I don't have a person, real or fictional, for dream President and VP. The United States is currently heading for financial and environmental ruin. I'd like people (and women would be fine with me) in office who'd work hard to change that course. I also want civil rights for everyone, regardless of religion or sexual orientation and national security without restricting individual liberties. I'd also like rational approaches to unemployment, drugs and education.

Not much to wish for, huh?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

We might also wish to fully staff our fantasy White Houses. For First Lady, I'd like to pair up Mrs. Howard Dean with Howard Dean, and have her finally kill the concept of First Lady as a job, once and for all, by refusing to give up her medical practice. If the president is Martin Sheen, though, I'd want to shake things up a little. Maybe give him a male live-in lover.

What would we call the president's live-in lover? The First Lover sounds unlikely unless we elected a president in his or her late teens.

First Mate?

I think the proper title is intern

-Colly

Edited to add: She is so gonna kill me for that

 

[KenJames]

Perdita, that would mean the FCC would have to launch an investigation of every broadcast news station that ran a story about "the President's Designated Fuck." The FCC will still be busy with the Super Breast investigation. We'd have to increase their budget.

Ah, the "Titty Gate" investigation. Has anyone started a thread about that yet? Talk about a country needing to grow up! Obviously, too many people in the US were bottle-fed.

 

[shereads]

I think the proper title is intern

-Colly

Edited to add: She is so gonna kill me for that

Only if you don't cast the role with your Fantasy White House Intern.

(Janet Jackson leaps to mind)

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Only if you don't cast the role with your Fantasy White House Intern.

(Janet Jackson leaps to mind)

Can't cast my fantasy girl at the moment. She would beat me for putting her name up

-Colly

 

[shereads]

Okay, this is serious. Here is my proposed Fantasy White House:

President: Martin Sheen

Vice President: Al Sharpton

First Lady: Mrs. Howard Dean, or "Doctor Dean-Sheen" as she will be known after the remarriage

Infamous White House Intern: either of the Bush twins

Energy Secretary: Bill Clinton



Secretary of State: Hillary Clinton

Ambassador to the United Nations: Colin Powell (we need to give him a chance to work for a real president; also, it will really piss off Cheney and Rumsfeld)



Attorney General: Mario Cuomo

Interior Secretary: Me

Surgeon General: Noah Wylie

Secretary of Defense: Wesley Clark. Sweet revenge!

President Sheen's first Supreme Court nominee: Anita Hill

 

[Guest]

Surgeon General: Noah Wylie

Great slate and cabinet, ella, but I want that sexy Croatian doctor with the unpronounceable name (or else the dyke with the cane).

Perdita

 

[KenJames]

Okay, this is serious. Here is my proposed Fantasy White House:

President: Martin Sheen

Vice President: Al Sharpton

First Lady: Mrs. Howard Dean, or "Doctor Dean-Sheen" as she will be known after the remarriage

Infamous White House Intern: either of the Bush twins

Energy Secretary: Bill Clinton



Secretary of State: Hillary Clinton

Ambassador to the United Nations: Colin Powell (we need to give him a chance to work for a real president; also, it will really piss off Cheney and Rumsfeld)



Attorney General: Mario Cuomo

Interior Secretary: Me

Surgeon General: Noah Wylie

Secretary of Defense: Wesley Clark. Sweet revenge!

President Sheen's first Supreme Court nominee: Anita Hill

My hat's off to you (since this is Literotica, would it be more appropriate to make that "pants"?). Those are excellent choices.