Let's Play a Little Game Called Bash Bush

Choke on a pretzel - I mean how asleep at the wheel do you have to be?

Then again, he was watching a Baltimore Ravens game.. so maybe he was trying to put himself out of his misery.
 
Just the stupid look on his face makes me wonder how even Daddy's reputation could have gotten him half as far as he's gotten.
 
couldn't resist another dig.........:D


Pick a VP with shady dealings as ceo of a public company and a heart that could give out any second now.
 
the use of the word crusades was good one

choking on the pretzel was bad but what was worse was that he had no idea how long he had passed out for :)
 
hmmm

I prefer to Bash the Clintons...hmm where should I start. Oh I know I'll pull out my trusty pop quiz.

1. Who was in the White House when Enron and Citigroup, with the help of former Clinton Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin, were concealing billions in bad debt from investors, the public and the government?

2. Who was in the White House when Adelphia and Global Crossing were making insiders like DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe rich, and concealed the bad debt from investors, the public and the government?

3. Who was in the White House when the stock market began to tank, reducing all those 401-K accounts?

4. Who was in the White House when the Justice Department sought to destroy Microsoft, and the investors and employees who relied on that company?

5. Who was in the White House when federal taxes were increased on Social Security recipients?

6. Who was in the White House when funds were diverted from military and intelligence spending, despite repeated terrorist attacks on American citizens by Al-Qaeda both here and abroad, to massively increase domestic spending?

7. Who was in the White House when the Sudanese government made repeated offers to help the United States capture Osama bin Laden - offers which were ignored?

8. Who was in the White House when the Red Chinese were given technology to help them build long-range nuclear missiles aimed at the United States?

9. Who was in the White House when our Justice Department was turned into a criminal defense team to protect the president, first lady and vice president of the United States?

10. Who was in the White House when pardons were sold to the highest bidder, furniture that was nailed to the White House floor was moved to Chappaqua, and the White House was vandalized in the final days of the prior administration?

11. Which first lady, with no experience whatsoever, made a $100,000 profit on a $1,000 investment over a 10-month period in the cattle futures market?

12. Which senator timed the signing of a multimillion-dollar book deal a few days prior to being sworn into office to avoid Senate ethics rules?

13. Which president was the only president in American history to set up a legal defense fund?

14. Which president was the only elected president in American history to be impeached?

15. Which president was the only president to be held in contempt of court for lying to a federal judge?

16. Which president was the only president to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to settle a sexual harassment lawsuit?

17. Which president was the only president accused of rape?
 
The only bad bush I know is between old mamason's legs:D

Oh.... you were talking about our current prez?

That's so easy to answer.... He hasn't yet ordered to total obliteration of Bagdad yet.... Just a couple three tacticle nukes and 1/3 of the oil reserves, not to mention 1/2 of the terrorist' worldwide funds would be in our control. Yeah, That's the ticket!

Can you say B2 Bomber boys n gurlz????????????
 
Be exactly like his father.

Newsweek did a chart of his popularity and juxtaposed it with his father.... Change "Gulf War Ends" to "9/11" and "S&L scandal" to "Corporate Crime scandal" and you have a mirror image.
 
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LifeSux said:
I prefer to Bash the Clintons...hmm where should I start. Oh I know I'll pull out my trusty pop quiz.

1. Who was in the White House when Enron and Citigroup, with the help of former Clinton Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin, were concealing billions in bad debt from investors, the public and the government?

2. Who was in the White House when Adelphia and Global Crossing were making insiders like DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe rich, and concealed the bad debt from investors, the public and the government?

3. Who was in the White House when the stock market began to tank, reducing all those 401-K accounts?

4. Who was in the White House when the Justice Department sought to destroy Microsoft, and the investors and employees who relied on that company?

5. Who was in the White House when federal taxes were increased on Social Security recipients?

6. Who was in the White House when funds were diverted from military and intelligence spending, despite repeated terrorist attacks on American citizens by Al-Qaeda both here and abroad, to massively increase domestic spending?

7. Who was in the White House when the Sudanese government made repeated offers to help the United States capture Osama bin Laden - offers which were ignored?

8. Who was in the White House when the Red Chinese were given technology to help them build long-range nuclear missiles aimed at the United States?

9. Who was in the White House when our Justice Department was turned into a criminal defense team to protect the president, first lady and vice president of the United States?

10. Who was in the White House when pardons were sold to the highest bidder, furniture that was nailed to the White House floor was moved to Chappaqua, and the White House was vandalized in the final days of the prior administration?

11. Which first lady, with no experience whatsoever, made a $100,000 profit on a $1,000 investment over a 10-month period in the cattle futures market?

12. Which senator timed the signing of a multimillion-dollar book deal a few days prior to being sworn into office to avoid Senate ethics rules?

13. Which president was the only president in American history to set up a legal defense fund?

14. Which president was the only elected president in American history to be impeached?

15. Which president was the only president to be held in contempt of court for lying to a federal judge?

16. Which president was the only president to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to settle a sexual harassment lawsuit?

17. Which president was the only president accused of rape?

Yeah, but Bush is no alpha male! :D
 
His take on the Greenhouse Effect.

When he directed the United States to leave the negotiating table for the Kyoto Protocol greenhouse gas limitation agreement. He explained that the U.S., the largest producer of the planet's greenhouse gases, refuses to be part of the solution because it would hurt our economy.
 
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LifeSux said:
I prefer to Bash the Clintons...hmm where should I start. Oh I know I'll pull out my trusty pop quiz.

1. Who was in the White House when Enron and Citigroup, with the help of former Clinton Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin, were concealing billions in bad debt from investors, the public and the government? Mr. Bill?

2. Who was in the White House when Adelphia and Global Crossing were making insiders like DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe rich, and concealed the bad debt from investors, the public and the government? Mr. Bill?

3. Who was in the White House when the stock market began to tank, reducing all those 401-K accounts? Mr. Bill?

4. Who was in the White House when the Justice Department sought to destroy Microsoft, and the investors and employees who relied on that company? Mr. Bill?

5. Who was in the White House when federal taxes were increased on Social Security recipients? Mr. Bill?

6. Who was in the White House when funds were diverted from military and intelligence spending, despite repeated terrorist attacks on American citizens by Al-Qaeda both here and abroad, to massively increase domestic spending? Mr. Bill?

7. Who was in the White House when the Sudanese government made repeated offers to help the United States capture Osama bin Laden - offers which were ignored? Mr. Bill?

8. Who was in the White House when the Red Chinese were given technology to help them build long-range nuclear missiles aimed at the United States? Shit!, Mr. Bill gave up that technology for contributions to Algore's campaign!!!

9. Who was in the White House when our Justice Department was turned into a criminal defense team to protect the president, first lady and vice president of the United States? Can you say Mr. bill and Hitlary's lover Janet Reno boys n gurlz?

10. Who was in the White House when pardons were sold to the highest bidder, furniture that was nailed to the White House floor was moved to Chappaqua, and the White House was vandalized in the final days of the prior administration? Mr. Bill

11. Which first lady, with no experience whatsoever, made a $100,000 profit on a $1,000 investment over a 10-month period in the cattle futures market? Hitlary

12. Which senator timed the signing of a multimillion-dollar book deal a few days prior to being sworn into office to avoid Senate ethics rules? Hitlary

13. Which president was the only president in American history to set up a legal defense fund? Mr. Bill

14. Which president was the only elected president in American history to be impeached? Technically, he is not the only one.... Mr. Bill was just the only one to skirt the issue...

15. Which president was the only president to be held in contempt of court for lying to a federal judge? Mr. Bill

16. Which president was the only president to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to settle a sexual harassment lawsuit? Mr. Bill.... but hell, he could have just off'd her like Fat-Boy Teddy K. did at Chapaquidick (sp. be damned... truth hurts).

17. Which president was the only president accused of rape? Mr. Bill.

I haven't even had the priviledge of and introduction, yet I already like you !
 
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LifeSux said:
I prefer to Bash the Clintons...hmm where should I start. Oh I know I'll pull out my trusty pop quiz.
that's what i admire about republicans--they're so forward looking.

i prefer you bashing clinton too--it let's us forcus on the people actually running for re-election
 
Hey, floridaguy64!

What are the penalties for desertion, if your daddy isn't head of the CIA?

You're a soldier, you know this.
 
lavender said:
Btw, lifesux, your material is more washed up than Richard Pryor's stand-up routine.

All of those who wish to nominate lavender for goddess-hood say aye.


AYE!!!

All of those who want to keep oogling her curves say aye.


AYE!!!
 
I'm waiting for Mr. Military to tell me all about the penalty for desertion.
 
Total Bullshit...

TonyG said:
His take on the Greenhouse Effect.

When he directed the United States to leave the negotiating table for the Kyoto Protocol greenhouse gas limitation agreement. He explained that the U.S., the largest producer of the planet's greenhouse gases, refuses to be part of the solution because it would hurt our economy.


The Kyoto Accords in totallity would do at best destroy the United State's power as an economic giant among the world. The Kyoto Accords papers number in the thousands, yet only hundreds relate specifically to the "greenhouse effect", most are about nothing more than limiting US economic superiority.

Is that what you want? The world has seen two world wars due to economics... The Kyoto Accords would do nothing less than start WWIII... read all of the papers, do the research... you might learn something about world politics.

I've served 2 years in Japan as a United States Marine... I walked among Japanese daily, befriended some, learned more of the sheer hatred of the US and anyone American by most... As a result, my last 15 months on the island of Okinawa, I stayed extremely close to base. And I was there under the CIC Ronald Reagan, when the world had a reason to respect the US of A...

All that the political machine of Japan desires is retribution for Hiroshima and Nagasaki by way of a world accord that would economically destroy the United States of America. I see it every day, The Japanese buy up US corporations, any and all land that has future value against the US economy. Hell, everyone reading this thread most likely owns more Japanese products than they do that were manufactured in their own country. It's called economic takeover, and by all that history records, that is domination.


I bet very few of you are old enough to remember your parents' stories of how the Japanese soldiers during WWII brutally raped women, killed prisoners unmercifully against the Geneva Convention, .... Hell, In Okinawa, the Japs near the end of the war used to throw babies into the air and impale them upon their swords as they flew back down towards the earth.

Get a grip! Get hip! And most of all, Get your facts together!
 
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I prefer to Bash the Clintons...hmm where should I start. Oh I know I'll pull out my trusty pop quiz.

1. Who was in the White House when Enron and Citigroup, with the help of former Clinton Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin, were concealing billions in bad debt from investors, the public and the government?
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Know your facts before you shoot your mouth. Bill Clinton supported legislation that the Republicans in Congress would not support that would have stopped many of these off the books financings as well as increased executive accountability.

Additionally, what you have to realize is that Bush in Texas had Enron in his back pocket from day 1. Just check out his cabinet and compare that to the individuals from all types of firms who are under scrutiny.

LOL they are in his back pcket but he would not help them and now they are being busted lol. Thats really friendly.


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2. Who was in the White House when Adelphia and Global Crossing were making insiders like DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe rich, and concealed the bad debt from investors, the public and the government?
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Same as above is applicable. This is McAuliffe not Clinton. It's a little different when both the President and Vice President are involved.


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Who was in the White House when all of those 401Ks got beefed up so much? Who was in the White House during the time the stock market soared and we heard that it wasn't going to stop until it hit 20K.

Additionally, the stock market is not the be all end all of our economy. In fact, it is just one little bittie portion.

Which president saw the lowest unemployment. Which President took us from a huge budget deficit, to a budget surplus?

As we see now that huge Surplus was a lot of BS from BS accounting.


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This is bad? Microsoft is the evil empire.

Ya I suppose employing thousands of people and almost singlehandedly revolutionizing the way people work is Evil.


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5. Who was in the White House when federal taxes were increased on Social Security recipients?
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Let's compare that to the tax cut of Bush that has assisted in this shitass economy. Don't get me started on taxes. Read my lips - then the biggest tax cut ever. Oh yeah, and check the Reagan years if you want to talk about tax increases.

Tax cuts stimulate the economy. Tax cuts were not made law until after the economy tanked. 2002 we are still working on the Clinton budget.



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You know little about international relations. First, there was a need for decreased defense and military spending. It was necessary. Our entire world changed right before the Clinton presidency. Prior to his presidency we were investing in SDI (Star Wars) and Anti-Satellite Weapons that have never been used and were never functional. Our entire military structure was based upon the Cold War threat. We spent the 80s spending out our asses on defense so we could beat communism. Well we did it. Clinton was the President during the reformation.

Clinton's decreased military spending did NOT lead to the terrorist attacks.

Be careful before you open your mouth and insert your foot too much. Have you read recent reports that Clinton had in place a proposal/plan to go after Al Qaeda and Bin Laden before he left office? Have you read that Bush scrapped those plans? Have you heard that he didn't want to go after Al Qaeda per Clinton's ideas because he wanted to disassociate himself so much with the President?

Oh yeah - we won't even get into all the Al Qaeda warnings. Or how about the way Bush is handling Afghanistan now. We will not leave Kabul! Well that's fucking smart in a nation that historically does not have strong central government and warring factions will overturn any government we set up unless we engage in nation building.

I was in the Air Force throughout the Clinton years and saw my budget tank. As a matter of fact I can;t think of one person in the military who really liked Clinton


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Know much about what was going on in Sudan at the time? Additionally, see the above.

Not that I care. No one did shit after the world trade center was bombed last time. How about our Embassies? How about the Cole. How about our military base being bombed and I personally know people who lost their life in that. No one did Shit. O wait didnt Clinton launch a missile into a pharmaceutical factory at the same time he was being investigated about Mrs. Lewinsky. And later paid them over 1 million dollars because it was a mistake.


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8. Who was in the White House when the Red Chinese were given technology to help them build long-range nuclear missiles aimed at the United States?
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Who was able to negotiate with North Korea to end probably the greatest nuclear policy debacle since the Cuban Missile Crisis? How and in what way was Clinton instrumental to what occurred in China?

How did Clinton curb that. He gave them Nuclear power plants in exchange for not building nuclear missiles. lol He basically gave a communistic dictatorship a jump start in building their own. Do you really think communists are going to keep their end of the bargain.

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I think you can chalk this one up to all the needs for Special Counsels.

Ya I agreee...still should of never been necessary.


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The vandalism stories came out as phonies and made Bush look bad. The pardons are not all that different than any made by Republican predecessors. It's a practice that overall, regardless of political party, needs to stop.

Ya well I concede to you there.


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There really is no need to deal with this. It's insignificant.


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12. Which senator timed the signing of a multimillion-dollar book deal a few days prior to being sworn into office to avoid Senate ethics rules?
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She got the book deal as the former First Lady, not as a Senator. I see no ethics implications in this deal.

She was already elected just wasn't sworn in yet.
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13. Which president was the only president in American history to set up a legal defense fund?
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Um, he was kinda forced to do so. If Democrats were pressing as hard as Republicans we would have a liberal Ken Starr beating down Bush and Cheney's door as I type this. But, guess what. We don't want to look like the jackasses that Starr and the rest of the Republicans looked like after all of the taxpayers dollars were for naught because they could find nothing wrong.

Nothing wrong ever hear of perjury.


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14. Which president was the only elected president in American history to be impeached?
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Um. He wasn't totally impeached.

im·peach Pronunciation Key (m-pch)
tr.v. im·peached, im·peach·ing, im·peach·es

To make an accusation against.
To charge (a public official) with improper conduct in office before a proper tribunal.



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15. Which president was the only president to be held in contempt of court for lying to a federal judge?
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I think he resigned before he was formerly impeached.

Do you just forget about Nixon entirely? Someday I'll explain the whole Supreme Court case involving him.
 
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