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[Purple Haze]

Ole and Lars go golfing, you know, and poor Lars gets hit in the head with a ball, he collapses and stops breathing.

Ole picks up his cel phone, dials 911 and says, "What do I do, what do I do?"

"We'll be right there, Ole," says the paramedic, "In the meantime you need to give Lars mouth-to-mouth rescussitation."

"But you're coming, ya?" says Ole

"Yes, we're on our way, mouth-to-mouth, Ole."

When the paramedics get there, Ole is cornholing Lars, just givin' it to him.

"What the hell is going on?" says the paramedic, "I told you to give him mouth-to-mouth!"

Ole says, "Ya sure, it started out that way......."

 

[forgetunome]

ROTFLMAO!!

OMG....that was too funny!

 

[Silverlily]

Ole goes to the doctor and tells him, "Lena don't want no more babies, she says to get a vasectomy. How much are they?"

The doctor quotes Ole a price. Ole shakes his head, "Oh no, doc, thats too much!"

The doc thinks for a minute and hands Ole a stick of dynamite. "Hold this in your left hand, light it and count to ten."

"But doc, I need both hands to count to ten!" Ole protests.

The doc smiles, "I know,"