Isabella Thorne
Saucy Ambassador of Tarty Foreign Affairs
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On ABC's 20/20 program, Barbara Walters did a segment on "urban legends" and hoaxes, bringing to light many of the weird emails that have been around since Sept 11th. But the one I am sending you now is very very serious indeed.
Heed it!!
.... and i would love to hear any more important warnings that i should heed too
... so post 'em here if ya got 'em please ...
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Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th.
CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day.
Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send e-mails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked.
So it must be true. You can thank me later for saving your ass.
Heed it!!
.... and i would love to hear any more important warnings that i should heed too
... so post 'em here if ya got 'em please ...
__________________________________
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th.
CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day.
Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send e-mails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked.
So it must be true. You can thank me later for saving your ass.
