let's go outside and pee

[Bert Notorius]

No wind to worry about.

 

[killallhippies]

fuck that. the mexican music is starting to get on nerves.

well, what i assume was the mexican birthday song was alright, but that polka shit is wearing thin.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I thought I was imagining that.

 

[moonflasher]

I'm a swatter

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

No wind to worry about.

don't you hate peeing on your own shoes............

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'm a swatter

i know.

 

[Bert Notorius]

don't you hate peeing on your own shoes............

I hate it more when someone else does.

 

[killallhippies]

they have a karaoke machine and they're all terrible. it's a nightmare.

 

[Mihunt]

I'm a swatter

Gotta love autocorrect!

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I hate it more when someone else does.

watersports - golden showers - kinky knickers

 

[neci]

i like peeing outside.

 

[Mihunt]

i like peeing outside.

I like seeing that bubble butt avatar of yours!

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I really should. Time to mark my territory.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Pee down the hill.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Pee down the hill.

Easy for me. I live on top of one.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Easy for me. I live on top of one.

That's fun. Do you sometimes roll down the hill for play?

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

That's fun. Do you sometimes roll down the hill for play?

And mess up my territory marker? Why would I do such a silly thing like that? It is not logical.

 

[jomar]

Golfing is fun. You learn to toss grass in the air. It comes in handy.

 

[phrodeau]

Is this a good thread for mentioning the candiru fish?

 

[piccicatopolka]

I peed on a sand dune today. Then I played frisbee much better!

 

[Jaystorme]

I peed outside (down wind of course) twice the other day, so my son wouldn't have to leave the pool.

 

[QueenLevitra]

No wind for you to worry about worries me.

Now I gotta pee.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Is it pronounced pee-can or pe-khan when you pee under a pecan tree?

 

[warrior queen]

My boys pee outside because we haven't had enough rain to fill the tank yet.
This morning it was minus 3.

 

[oggbashan]

One of the rural public houses near my brother's village didn't have any toilets from the time it was built in the 1600s to when it was closed at the start of the 1980s.

It didn't have a bar counter either. The beer was in the cellar. If you wanted a pint, the landlady or her younger sister would go down the steps to the cellar, draw a pint from the appropriate barrel and place it on a small shelf next to the cellar door.

If you wanted the toilet, there was a sign inside the entrance door. 'Gentlemen to the Right; Ladies to the Left.'.

You turned in the appropriate direction, went through a space in the fence, and peed against the pub's outside wall. The wall was lined with slate and an open half-gutter ran along the side of the pub to the stream behind the pub.

The Public Health Inspector visited the pub in the early 1980s, probably the first such visit since the pub had been built, and closed it down.

The beer was great!