Let's Get Weird

[NaughtyPerv]

Good evening, ladies. I am searching for a naughty, perverted, taboo woman for some fun on yahoo, skype or the phone.

I love to talk about very dirty, taboo subjects and have some real experiences that you would probably be very interested in hearing about and discussing.

I find confident, older women super hot. Horny younger girls are very sexy as well.

Let's talk, see what mutual interests we share, and have some very intense fun.

About me: 35, white, 6', one hundred ninety-five pounds, blue eyes, brown hair, educated, love to learn and talk and be kinda nerdy from time to time.

Bi, taboo, strap ons, cream pies, dp, groups, being watched, watching, cuckolding are a few favorite topics.

I'm looking forward to hearing from you!

 

[Kudram123]

CAREFUL!

http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Shit-Just-Got-Weird.jpg

Weird is REALLY weird online

But I do with you best of luck in your quest for kink

 

[NaughtyPerv]

who feels like getting really weird and naughty tonight?

 

[NaughtyPerv]

who is feeling like getting weird?

 

[southern_gal]

This has to be the single biggest collection of weird that I have ever known and yet you can't find anyone to get weird with? That's just..........weird.

 

[Kozuka]

This has to be the single biggest collection of weird that I have ever known and yet you can't find anyone to get weird with? That's just..........weird.

I see what you did there.

 

[JudasIscariot]

This reminds me of that Olivia Newton John track 'let's get physical'

Expect it's got nothing to do with this thread.

 

[southern_gal]

I see what you did there.

Me??

This reminds me of that Olivia Newton John track 'let's get physical'

Expect it's got nothing to do with this thread.

Your signature is just sooo right. I never had a guy ask me out on a date because he noticed what a wonderful personality I have. I can display it all day long and nothing. Show the bewbs for ten minutes in a club and bingo.

 

[free_and_easy]

Me??



Your signature is just sooo right. I never had a guy ask me out on a date because he noticed what a wonderful personality I have. I can display it all day long and nothing. Show the bewbs for ten minutes in a club and bingo.

Bingo?

 

[southern_gal]

Bingo?

ummm you're not from around here huh?

 

[free_and_easy]

ummm you're not from around here huh?

I'm just fooling around, although there was a brief mental image of you in a different sort of club, scorecard in hand and a marker pen, shouting 'house'

 

[Kozuka]

Nothing screams 'sexual tension' like a bingo hall.

 

[southern_gal]

I'm just fooling around, although there was a brief mental image of you in a different sort of club, scorecard in hand and a marker pen, shouting 'house'

Listen you, I'll have you know that bingo is serious business where I'm from. My mom and grandma have it down to an art. I can go and be entertained just watching them.

 

[Doog_kuron]

Listen you, I'll have you know that bingo is serious business where I'm from. My mom and grandma have it down to an art. I can go and be entertained just watching them.

Bingo? BINGO!? Now THAT'S weird. I'll take a strap on over Bingo any day of the week!

 

[southern_gal]

Nothing screams 'sexual tension' like a bingo hall.

Yeah, the grannies can sure get worked up that's for sure. Then they all grab their walkers and head for the door. Bet the old men at home can't wait for bingo night.

Bingo? BINGO!? Now THAT'S weird. I'll take a strap on over Bingo any day of the week!

Now that is something not heard every day. Billy joe you gonna go to bingo tonite? Awww hell no, me and the mrs are gonna put a strap on up my ass.

Nope, can't see it.

 

[Doog_kuron]

Now that is something not heard every day. Billy joe you gonna go to bingo tonite? Awww hell no, me and the mrs are gonna put a strap on up my ass.

Nope, can't see it.

*stops mid sip*

Whoa, wait a second.

*sets his mug down*

You are telling me YOU, in all good conscience, would opt for Bingo over a strap on? Has the world gone mad!?

 

[southern_gal]

*stops mid sip*

Whoa, wait a second.

*sets his mug down*

You are telling me YOU, in all good conscience, would opt for Bingo over a strap on? Has the world gone mad!?

Next thing you know dogs and cats will be living together.

 

[Kozuka]

Better yet, take your strap ons INTO the bingo hall and call it Spelunko.

You're welcome.

 

[MrGoatee]

This thread is truly weird, not as intended I suspect but its weird

And I like it!

 

[southern_gal]

Better yet, take your strap ons INTO the bingo hall and call it Spelunko.

You're welcome.

Take one of them into the bingo place that I have been to and it's very likely no one would even know what it is.

 

[southern_gal]

This thread is truly weird, not as intended I suspect but its weird

And I like it!

Soooo you like strap ons too eh? I am in the wrong f'n place. I don't have the equipment to compete. (BIG, Heavy, Long, Loud, *SIGH*)

 

[MrGoatee]

Soooo you like strap ons too eh? I am in the wrong f'n place. I don't have the equipment to compete. (BIG, Heavy, Long, Loud, *SIGH*)

Lol no I have the equipment and no need of a strap on. One would be totally wasted!

Was just smiling at the weirdness. No need to sigh!

 

[Doog_kuron]

Small, light, short and quiet when dealing with me! So ha! ...oh

 

[southern_gal]

Small, light, short and quiet when dealing with me! So ha! ...oh

ummm the whole big heavy long loud thingie was describing my sigh. Where is your mind at there gutter boy?

 

[Kozuka]

ummm the whole big heavy long loud thingie was describing my sigh. Where is your mind at there gutter boy?

Obviously fantasizing about you with a strap on, duh. You're so silly.