Let's Get Ready To Rumble!

[Cheri]

Let's just suppose for the sake of interest, that our beloved R Nitelight is a nerdy bookish type man. Not one for hard physical labor but young and wile nontheless. Now let's suppose that he was involved in a mud wrestling tounament, and that the women from Lit were his opponents....(insert dream-like music and odd spinning screen) The scene unfold to R Nite in loin clothe standing in the middle of a 15' kiddie pool full of lush brown mud. He has his hands on his hips and a smug look of defiance on his face.
Ladies, please line up and pay your fee for this auspicious occasion. R Niterino will be on display for tonight and tonight only! Please step up and wipe this smirk off his face! Now who's first?

[Edited by Cheri on 11-19-2000 at 08:50 PM]

 

[Alyrahh]

Oh, pick me! pick me! Should I pay in blood? lol

 

[Cheri]

Not required, miss. Just remove whatever clothing you wish and step in here and give it your best shot!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Alyrahh]

*strips down to her panties and tackles Nitey into the mud*

Hey, I've actually mud wrestled before, I think I can take him!

 

[pandora]

I'd like a turn at our Nitelight. Changes into something see through and says " bring it on".

 

[Guest]

(Hmm, should I try my souplex, or should I try the sweet talk, hmmm, I'll give her the joisy accent)

Hey, toots, wanna rub a dub?

 

[Cheri]

Please don't hold his head under, he does need to breath at times

Do whatever it takes to pin him. No silly rules around here!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Juliangel]

<pays my fee>

hope no one minds if hte wrestling match turns into a slippery fuckfest in the pool on my round

The bookish type has always been kind of sexy to me, but then I was always that type before I blossomed Bookish or built, doesnt matter to me as long as they are smart, sweet and awsome in bed.

....Nitelight you do realize when I get in the pool the loin cloth is the first thing to go.

 

[Cheri]

lol Well done, Ally. Looks like you pinned him in 4 moves. Now let's let the next contestant at him....Miss Pandora...

 

[Guest]

(Getting the stare down, okay, I'm not sure about this one, She looks kind of big!)

How abouts some sugar, sweet-cheeks?

 

[pandora]

I'm with you CB. First the chica then the nitelight.

 

[Guest]

Crackwhore, yep that's me! Loin cloth? wat da fuck?

 

[Cheri]

If you just fuck him, you won't get to win the big assed trophy and the trip to Jamaica grand prize! Besides, you can fuck him on your own time, this is wrestling girl! Shove some mud up his nose!

 

[pandora]

There's only one rule in this ring.
Rule #1- No name calling or it could get really dirty.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Guest]

Crackwhore, yep that's me! Loin cloth? wat da fuck?

I think I'm in love. Sweet thing, how abouts a little cave action?

 

[pandora]

yes she is CB......and with that mud on her she keeps getting away. Looks for a chair....ugh.needs a breather.

 

[Cheri]

Fixed it for ya Cherry my sweet! And I haven't been on crack in years....years I tell you!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[pandora]

come on Cheri, help me and CB out. WE'll give you first crack at nitelight then.

crosses her fingers behind her back....smiles sweetly at Cherri and winks at CB.....ready ladies?

 

[Alyrahh]

CB and Pan, here ya go.

*sliding a saucer of milk toward you*

 

[Juliangel]

If you just fuck him, you won't get to win the big assed trophy and the trip to Jamaica grand prize! Besides, you can fuck him on your own time, this is wrestling girl! Shove some mud up his nose!

If I get to fuck who cares about Jamaica you wont get us out of the pool.

 

[Guest]

(This is getting scary, I couldn't kick any of these chicks asses.)