Let's fuck with the status quo.

[Mr. Asshole]

I am an old poster sick of the same old whines and I am so horny thread. I want new meat to sink my teeth into. So let's actually try telling the truth for a change.

 

[Shaq]

Screw telling the truth....telling creative and convincing lies is much more fun...

 

[Rubyfruit]

No, kiss my ass.

 

[Mr. Asshole]

No, kiss my ass.

Bend over wench and spead them wide.

 

[Georgia Girl]

No, kiss my ass.

Oh but please might I lick it instead?

 

[Shaq]

Bend over wench and spead them wide.

Now THAT'S what I call a come on line...

*takes out notebook*

Keep going man....

 

[Rubyfruit]

Bend over wench and spead them wide.

Oh, an asshole and dominant. It's my lucky day.

 

[marksgirl]

You may not fuck with the status quo, but you can fuck with the assholes!




Even assholes don't scare me!

I love it in the ass!!!!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Oh but please might I lick it instead?

Don't tease me woman!

 

[Mr. Asshole]

Oh, an asshole and dominant. It's my lucky day.

No your lucky day would be the day I was standing behind you and whispering that in your ear.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Don't tease me woman!

Its only teasing if I don't mean it.

I see visions of you face down in the center of the bed, pillows under your hips, legs spread wide.

Such a delicious mental image.

 

[MissTaken]

Excuse me, Mr Asshole?

This appears to be turning into an "I'm so horny" thread, en masse.


What are sinking our teeth into?

 

[WaxNWane]

It's bizzaro world!

No, wait - this is still the status quo.

 

[Guest]

Re: Excuse me, Mr Asshole?

 

[Mr. Asshole]

Re: Excuse me, Mr Asshole?

This appears to be turning into an "I'm so horny" thread, en masse.


What are sinking our teeth into?

Your ass, biting down hard.

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: Excuse me, Mr Asshole?

Your ass, biting down hard.

*shudders*



I was so hoping you would say that!


I promise not to whine!

You do know what happened to Ted Bundy because of one little bite mark, don't you?

 

[WaxNWane]

So....mind....numbingly....different.

 

[Mr. Asshole]

Re: Re: Re: Excuse me, Mr Asshole?

*shudders*



I was so hoping you would say that!


I promise not to whine!

You do know what happened to Ted Bundy because of one little bite mark, don't you?

I am not going to slice you up and kill you later. I will just fuck you hard in the ass, cum and then wipe my cock on your clean sheets.

 

[Shaq]

Its only teasing if I don't mean it.

I see visions of you face down in the center of the bed, pillows under your hips, legs spread wide.

Such a delicious mental image.

Would that we all had such visions....only time I have visions is when I'm asleep...and then it's always this scary thing that chases me and I'm too afraid to see who it is....damn my visions!

 

[lavender]

 

[Mr. Asshole]

Fight the power. Fight the power.

*beats fist to chest twice and extends arm outward*

You have something to add here? Don't behave. What the fuck did behaving ever get you. Rage is good. Let it out. If you don't refer to my sig line and log off.

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Excuse me, Mr Asshole?

I am not going to slice you up and kill you later. I will just fuck you hard in the ass, cum and then wipe my cock on your clean sheets.

Well, that is a relief!

I only get the fun part.




The sheets will wash.

 

[Mr. Asshole]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Excuse me, Mr Asshole?

Well, that is a relief!

I only get the fun part.




The sheets will wash.

But will I call you in the morning?

 

[lavender]

 

[Mr. Asshole]

Ahhh shit. I have been found out. Nice going lav. *aplause* I still have to say, refer to sig line.