lets face it,most lit women aren't actually women. some are FBI agents, some are just freaks.

[hobbit.]

been away for awhile, but this bollocks is (see what i did there) just weird. says shaved 19yr old cali beach babe.... anyone wanna swap nude wife pics? oh for fucks sake.

 

[FataMorgana]

I'm watching Kingdom of the Spiders with William Shatner and I keep slapping myself across the face.

 

[FataMorgana]

Shatner's pants are so tight he can't run.

 

[FataMorgana]

Molly just put one leg through the catflap and I screamed my head off. She's a small dark tortie so her legs look like a big tarantula and my glasses are old.

 

[thør]

Molly just put one leg through the catflap and I screamed my head off. She's a small dark tortie so her legs look like a big tarantula and my glasses are old.

Molly is one of the neighborhood dogs. She runs around the 'hood wearing a reflective jacket.

 

[FataMorgana]

Artic roll repels spiders!

 

[FataMorgana]

Shatner's fucking with an air vent. This won't end well.

 

[thør]

I have already seen spiders walking on top of the snow.

 

[rockcasbah]

been away for awhile, but this bollocks is (see what i did there) just weird. says shaved 19yr old cali beach babe.... anyone wanna swap nude wife pics? oh for fucks sake.

luk’s shaving now?

 

[FataMorgana]

I have already seen spiders walking on top of the snow.

I read they are on Everest. Fucks.

 

[thør]

I read they are on Everest. Fucks.

My EIT brought back photos from South America where the spiders are the size of a hand.

 

[hobbit.]

does growing mushrooms in enclosed spaces require a risk assessment?black magic woman....

 

[thør]

What could go wrong?

 

[FataMorgana]

Ffs. The cunts covered the whole town in cobwebs and I presume everyone died. Shatner stared out the window at all the webs in his super tight pantaloons, then a chipper country & western song came on. The End.

Seventies films are the best. Acting horrendous but all real tarantulas by the looks of it

 

[thør]

Special Agent Morgana.....

 

[neci]

what kind of mushroom have you been growing in here?

 

[butters]

get yer freak on, baby!

 

[thør]

Need some butter, garlic and vermouth for those mushrooms.

 

[thør]

Its a fair representation of society today…… The end is nigh on certain… Submit early and repent to the omnipotent non binary Media god of your choosing……..
or
Stock up on alcohol, home protection devices(rainbow flags and “+” signage ect), food and water and enjoy the end of days from the front row yo.

Time to make a trip to the Costco liquor store.

 

[Champakian]

Is this one in a series of threads?

 

[rockcasbah]

Is this one in a series of threads?

Thor is versatile; he can talk about his next meal in all kinds of threads.

 

[Champakian]

I'm hungry.

Maybe I'll run into town to Hardees™ and have breakfast and coffee with all the old geezers...

 

[oneblueye]

Shatner's pants are so tight he can't run.

Capt Kirk can't run cuz he over 90 y.o.