Let's Do It

[oggbashan]

Noel Coward wrote and performed a song:

Let's Do It

Today I saw a bumper sticker "Helicopter Pilots Get It Up Fast".

Is that good or bad?

I'd like a collection of slogans with sexual innuendo, seen or invented. Here are a couple to start with:

Policemen do it with truncheons.

Apiarists do it with a taste of honey.

Campanologists do it to the sound of bells.

Vintage motorcyclists need a kick to get started.

How many more can you add?

Og

 

[kimbalee]

Firemen find it hot and leave it wet.

Carpenters: got wood?

Lumberjacks have big logs.

Masons can lay all day long.

 

[TxRad]

Dirt track drivers go in deep and come out harder.

 

[R. Richard]

Scuba divers do it deeper.

 

[OzoneRed]

Systems analysts do it top down.
Programmers do it bottom up.
Computer operators do it face down, 12-edge first.

How many dinosaur computer geeks know what I'm talking about here?

 

[oggbashan]

Systems analysts do it top down.
Programmers do it bottom up.
Computer operators do it face down, 12-edge first.

How many dinosaur computer geeks know what I'm talking about here?

Punch Card Operators make thousands of holes but should not leave pregnant chads.

Binary is either l or 0 but l should not go into 0

Og

 

[jomar]

Firemen find it hot and leave it wet.

Excellent.

 

[oggbashan]

Mountaineers start at the bottom and work their way up.

Mountaineers prefer the slow way down.

Climbers do it vertically.

Dinghy sailors let it all hang out.

Polo players like hitting a ball with a stick.

Rugby players have odd-shaped balls.

Golfers play around and rarely find the hole with their first attempt.

Harbour pilots show other people how to get in (and out).

Rowers do it alone, in pairs, in fours, in eights and with or without a cox.

 

[Dianthus]

Noel Coward wrote and performed a song:

Let's Do It

Today I saw a bumper sticker "Helicopter Pilots Get It Up Fast".

Is that good or bad?

I'd like a collection of slogans with sexual innuendo, seen or invented. Here are a couple to start with:

Policemen do it with truncheons.

Apiarists do it with a taste of honey.

Campanologists do it to the sound of bells.

Vintage motorcyclists need a kick to get started.

How many more can you add?

Og

Accountants do it with interest.

Secret agents do it undercover.

Linguists do it cunningly.

Canadians do it bilingually.

Note: the 'Let's Do It' song was written by Cole Porter...even if Noel Coward penned those follow-up verses, he didn't write the original.