Let's change topic

[SnoopDog]

I'm fed up at the moment with topics like women, partnerships, kissing, flirting, sex, making out, fights, crying, silence, etc.

So can we just talk about some trivial stuff ?

Got any cool sports news ?

Is there a good independent movie you've seen lately ?

Any ideas for a cool yet easy meal for tomorrow ?

Any plans on buying a cd ?

Gimme some posts to help me concentrate on other things.

Snoopy

 

[BlackSnake]

Bought a new car

 

[matriarch]

OK, Snoopy, a few questions for you to ponder....


How come wrong numbers are never busy?



Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over" ?



Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?



Can a stupid person be a smart ass?



Does killing time damage eternity?



Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?



Why is it that night falls but day breaks?



Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?



Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?



Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?



Are part-time bandleaders semiconductors?



Daylight savings time, why are they saving it and where do they keep it?



Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?



How can there be self-help "groups"?



How do you get off a non-stop flight?



How do you write zero in roman numerals?



If Barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy all of her friends?



If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?



If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?


Checking out, time for bed. Got some stories to read.

Mat

 

[Guest]

OK, Snoopy, a few questions for you to ponder....

Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Mat

For the same reason you shouldn't drive with a damned phone in your ear. The brain can only proccess a given amount of input at one time. hearing being one of the priority senses, along with sight and touch, when you have the radio turned up (or that damned phone in your ear, input proccess is taken up by inane babbling instead of whhat it needs. The brain is also smart enough to know this and you turn down the radio.

Unfortunately the vanity part of the brain overrides input when you stick the damned phone in your ear.

 

[matriarch]

For the same reason you shouldn't drive with a damned phone in your ear. The brain can only proccess a given amount of input at one time. hearing being one of the priority senses, along with sight and touch, when you have the radio turned up (or that damned phone in your ear, input proccess is taken up by inane babbling instead of whhat it needs. The brain is also smart enough to know this and you turn down the radio.

Unfortunately the vanity part of the brain overrides input when you stick the damned phone in your ear.

Someone's in a literal frame of mind this evening...

It was a lighhearted question, hypothetical, and meant to entertain and amuse.

On that note I'll off to me bed before I get shot down.

Mat

 

[Guest]

Someone's in a literal frame of mind this evening...

It was a lighhearted question, hypothetical, and meant to entertain and amuse.

On that note I'll off to me bed before I get shot down.

Mat

Sorry, Mat. Touchy subject for me. Iknow your post was meant as humor and I'm all for humor. Cell phones in the car are just an evil that have affected me on a personal level a few too many times.

 

[matriarch]

Sorry, Mat. Touchy subject for me. Iknow your post was meant as humor and I'm all for humor. Cell phones in the car are just an evil that have affected me on a personal level a few too many times.

No problem Dran, I couldn't agree more. YOu are probably aware that using cell phones over here (mobiles), in a car without an approved hands-free kit, is illegal and subject to an instant fine.

Problem is, not enough police around at the right time in the right place to make it viable. I see them all the time, nearly got caught with one last week on the way to work. Not only holding his cell with one hand, but leaning over to take out the cigarette lighter with the other. Steering? Who the hell knows. The hedge at the side of the road sure got a shock as the damn idiot weaved in and out of it. I dropped wayyyyy back, watching his erratic journey, and heaved a sigh of relief when he turned off.

Damn fools. Damn dangerous fools.

Now I am going to bed.

Snoopy, sorry to have hijacked your thread, we all seem to be very good at doing that.

Mat

 

[SnoopDog]

OK, Snoopy, a few questions for you to ponder....


How come wrong numbers are never busy?



Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over" ?



Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?



Can a stupid person be a smart ass?



Does killing time damage eternity?



Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?



Why is it that night falls but day breaks?



Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?



Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?



Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?



Are part-time bandleaders semiconductors?



Daylight savings time, why are they saving it and where do they keep it?



Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?



How can there be self-help "groups"?



How do you get off a non-stop flight?



How do you write zero in roman numerals?



If Barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy all of her friends?



If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?



If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?


Checking out, time for bed. Got some stories to read.

Mat

That was just great. Thnx a lot for it.

Snoopy

 

[doormouse]

Useless trivia

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it!

 

[Guest]

Just to add a few more questions to the mix:

What the chinese call their good dishes?

And if you spin a chinaman in circles will he become disoriented?

If it says "New and Improved", which is it really?

When dog food touts improved flavor, who tested it?

 

[SnoopDog]

Just to add a few more questions to the mix:


When dog food touts improved flavor, who tested it?

This one is important.

Snoopy

 

[Guest]

Re: Useless trivia

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it!

OK - that is wild!

If you make counter-clockwise circles with your right foot it won't happen. And drawing a 6 with your left hand makes no difference with your right foot.

AND you can switch it all for your left foot - same thing works!

Thanks!

I'll just add this to the list of strange and bizarre things you can do with your body . . .

 

[CrazyyAngel]

I'm fed up at the moment with topics like women, partnerships, kissing, flirting, sex, making out, fights, crying, silence, etc.

Any reason in particular?

 

[SnoopDog]

Re: Re: Let's change topic

Any reason in particular?

A girl I'm in love with (and I really mean that) but who toys with me and plays with my felings.

Snoopy

 

[MercyMia]

Re: Re: Re: Let's change topic

A girl I'm in love with (and I really mean that) but who toys with me and plays with my felings.

Snoopy

Awwww....Snoopsnoop

It's 6 am here and I haven't slept yet. Wheeeeee! Feeling punchy.

 

[SnoopDog]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Let's change topic

Awwww....Snoopsnoop

It's 6 am here and I haven't slept yet. Wheeeeee! Feeling punchy.

Yeah, well you know, one of the reasons why I don't believe in a god of some sort because if there was a god, he's a stupid motherfucker.

Snoopy

 

[Guest]

TOPIC CHANGE

pros and cons of masterbation:

 

[Guest]

If Barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy all of her friends?

And now there is a whole generation of women who believe Ken is an accessory.

http://www.trailertrashdoll.com/img/dolls/dolls_2ndedition.jpg

 

[Guest]

Re: TOPIC CHANGE

pros and cons of masterbation:

Pros: It's cleaner, safer, ready, when you are, you don't have to buy dinner and flowers, no worries about how soon after is apropriate to call. No one knows your body and turn ons like you do.

Cons: It's feckin' lonely. and therefore less satisfying.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: TOPIC CHANGE

Pros: It's cleaner, safer, ready, when you are, you don't have to buy dinner and flowers, no worries about how soon after is apropriate to call. No one knows your body and turn ons like you do.

Cons: It's feckin' lonely. and therefore less satisfying.

i concur.. for the most part.. but (you knew there had to be an ass in here somewhere)

masterbation in front of someone you love.. *melt*
i love watching someone materbate.... you can get to know someone quite well.. including which spots are the most sensitive and which ones are avoided..

*squirm*..

i think i need a cold shower...

 

[doormouse]

Re: TOPIC CHANGE

pros and cons of masterbation:

pros: You don't have to worry about little 'accidents' popping out nine months later, you don't have to put up with waking next to Satan's breath blown in your face in the morning.

cons: Batteries get so flat so fast, batteries cost a packet when you go through them quickly.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: TOPIC CHANGE

pros: You don't have to worry about little 'accidents' popping out nine months later, you don't have to put up with waking next to Satan's breath blown in your face in the morning.

cons: Batteries get so flat so fast, batteries cost a packet when you go through them quickly.

***pppssstttt****
get the kind that plug in


im currently working on a solar version.. but the FBI is so pissed off they keep stealing the prototype..

its a conspiracy i tell ya.

 

[doormouse]

PMSL!!

They have plug in ones now???

Can your solar power one whisper sweet nothings in my ear and call me its bitch?

 

[Guest]

They have plug in ones now???

Warning : Do not use while in bathtub!

Can your solar power one whisper sweet nothings in my ear and call me its bitch?

I can sell you a CD for your boombox with me saying anything you want.

 

[Guest]

Re: TOPIC CHANGE