Lets all take a moment to describe our best friend.

[GimpyIntellect]

I'll go first.

My best friend is:

Female.
Blonde.
She lives in Virginia.
She has great tits.
She is great at organizing.
She enjoys guns.
She's witty and funny.
She is an impeccable speller.
I don't know how old she is or what her name is. (I don't like to pry!)
Ever since we've met, we haven't spent a day apart.

My best friend is better than your best friend.

 

[Balladeer08]

I think you need to be more specific.

Our invisible best friend? Or imaginary best friend?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'll go first.

My best friend is:

Female.
Blonde.
She lives in Virginia.
She has great tits.
She is great at organizing.
She enjoys guns.
She's witty and funny.
She is an impeccable speller.
I don't know how old she is or what her name is. (I don't like to pry!)
Ever since we've met, we haven't spent a day apart.

My best friend is better than your best friend.

I'm all that and sex.

 

[Aphro]

Does Garnate know?

 

[spacekowboy]

My best friend resides in my pants and the son of a bitch is nothing but trouble.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Here's my best friend:

https://aliciatasteslife.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/wasabi-chicago-spicy-roasted-garlic-miso-ramen.jpg?w=770

She's gorgeous. And I like her other best friends which happen to be friends of mine, too:

http://beerandroving.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/20130902-103857.jpg

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/02/20/f2/80/mallet-and-crabs-ar-bo.jpg

http://kampai.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kaikouzu-roku.jpg

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I think you need to be more specific.

Our invisible best friend? Or imaginary best friend?

Whomever your best friend is. I'm sure we all have different definitions for them.

I'm all that and sex.

You just won the internet.

Does Garnate know?

Who?

My best friend resides in my pants and the son of a bitch is nothing but trouble.

Sounds like it's time for a prostate exam.

Here's my best friend:

https://aliciatasteslife.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/wasabi-chicago-spicy-roasted-garlic-miso-ramen.jpg?w=770

She's gorgeous. And I like her other best friends which happen to be friends of mine, too:

http://beerandroving.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/20130902-103857.jpg

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/02/20/f2/80/mallet-and-crabs-ar-bo.jpg

http://kampai.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kaikouzu-roku.jpg

Your best friends are delicious.

 

[Disgustipated]

As of this thread, the ignore button is my best friend.

 

[Garnate]

I feel like I should know her.


Does she also like to drink and hit on cops? I know a bitch like that. No one likes a bitch like that.

 

[MNGuy]

NO.

Five fucking characters.

 

[spacekowboy]

I feel like I should know her.


Does she also like to drink and hit on cops? I know a bitch like that. No one likes a bitch like that.

It's because she brings cops around. Fucking buzzkill, man.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I feel like I should know her.


Does she also like to drink and hit on cops? I know a bitch like that. No one likes a bitch like that.

I really don't know that side of her.

She hasn't really shown me her dirty, inappropriate side.

The woman I'm describing, my best friend, is someone everyone loves. She's an angel.

 

[Garnate]

It's because she brings cops around. Fucking buzzkill, man.

Not for me it isn't! *Rapefap*

I really don't know that side of her.

She hasn't really shown me her dirty, inappropriate side.

The woman I'm describing, my best friend, is someone everyone loves. She's an angel.

Well shit, at first I thought you might have been talking about me. Hmmm
She sounds lovely, though!

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Well shit, at first I thought you might have been talking about me. Hmmm
She sounds lovely, though!

I was trying to, you know, not show my hand. It was an attempt to play coy.

But yes, it's you. Of course it's you.

 

[Sugareee]

Considerate. Kind. Giving. Funny. Understanding. Patient. Honest. Sexy. Tall. Foxxy. Integrous. Intelligent. Sensitive. Mine.

 

[Garnate]

I was trying to, you know, not show my hand. It was an attempt to play coy.

But yes, it's you. Of course it's you.

I am no angel, sir. I'm not even an angle. It's true! Such a shame, too.....


Cry for me, bestie. Let the tears flow and omg I literally have no idea what I'm even talking about right now.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I am no angel, sir. I'm not even an angle. It's true! Such a shame, too.....


Cry for me, bestie. Let the tears flow and omg I literally have no idea what I'm even talking about right now.

Listen, I'm no dummy. You've got your naked body plastered all over a sex site. I realize you're a slut with loose morals.

Big deal.

You're still my angel.

 

[Garnate]

Listen, I'm no dummy. You've got your naked body plastered all over a sex site. I realize you're a slut with loose morals.

Big deal.

You're still my angel.

Are we the kind of best friends that talk all day on the phone or the kind that fuck each other relentlessly? Because I fucking hate talking on the phone.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Are we the kind of best friends that talk all day on the phone or the kind that fuck each other relentlessly? Because I fucking hate talking on the phone.

I hate the phone, too.

Sounds like that only leaves us the option of fucking.

In other words, my plan is falling into place.

 

[Garnate]

I hate the phone, too.

Sounds like that only leaves us the option of fucking.

In other words, my plan is falling into place.

Do you like it rough or sweet? Because I have a sledgehammer and a pound of coarse sugar at the ready. You just let me know, buddy.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Do you like it rough or sweet? Because I have a sledgehammer and a pound of coarse sugar at the ready. You just let me know, buddy.

With you, it has to be sweet. I want to hold and caress you, kissing every inch of your beautiful body.

And being your best friend, I already know that isn't going to be enough for you. So I will have guys lined up outside the door, at the wait, ready to pound you.

Do you know why? Because we're best friends, and I want you to experience the best of every world.

It's my job to know what you need.

 

[Garnate]

With you, it has to be sweet. I want to hold and caress you, kissing every inch of your beautiful body.

And being your best friend, I already know that isn't going to be enough for you. So I will have guys lined up outside the door, at the wait, ready to pound you.

Do you know why? Because we're best friends, and I want you to experience the best of every world.

It's my job to know what you need.

Hired.

 

[pete]

its cute how you can sustain conversations with your alt like this.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Garnate]

its cute how you can sustain conversations with your alt like this.

Me? Him? Are we one now?

This friendship escalated rapidly.

I'm already 7 months pregnant. This hasn't gone as quickly as my lifetime relationship in 5 minutes with that Curtis71 hottie but it's got legs.