Let's all shamelessly flirt with Carson

[Rhys]

Watching him blush is fun.

 

[carsonshepherd]

The best place for sex toys...

Up Rhys' bum. Watching him squirm and moan is fun.

 

[Rhys]

Little boys with a handful of toys and big ambitions

drunken ploys, playful noise, and threads full of munitions

such admissions!

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm not drinking now.

 

[Rhys]

Pity...

bending you over the arm of the couch and rimming the fuck out of you just to hear what expletives come out of your mouth would be highly entertaining.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yes, I think it would!

 

[Rhys]

You seem to *really* like the image of me fucking your ass and then eating my cum out of your succulent little hole.

So, I'm wondering...what else turns little Carson into a shivering slut...

 

[NoJo]

Pity...

bending you over the arm of the couch and rimming the fuck out of you just to hear what expletives come out of your mouth would be highly entertaining.

I actually bought an electric fuckrimmer in a garage sale this morning. The ratchets needed a little grease, but besides that it's good as new.

 

[Rhys]

Those things are antiquated but useful. Finding the quadruple A dilithium batteries is a bitch, though.

 

[carsonshepherd]

imaginary victorian sex equipment....

my secret fetish...?

 

[NoJo]

But you can rim twenty guys in about the same time as it takes do do one manually. I guess you can't fight progress.
Also I have arthritis and poor eyesight, so the adjustable buttock-spreader and infra-red homing device are really invaluable for me.

 

[carsonshepherd]

But you can rim twenty guys in about the same time as it takes do do one manually. I guess you can't fight progress.
Also I have arthritis and poor eyesight, so the adjustable buttock-spreader and infra-red homing device are really invaluable for me.

I always knew you needed a homing device to find your ass, Joe.

 

[NoJo]

Yeah, well at least I don't walk around the office fisting myself like some people I know.

 

[Rhys]

Not to mention fighting tongue fatigue.

limpid lingual libations...can you see going to a doctor for that?

"Well, Doctor, I have this sore tongue because..."

Do you suppose he (or she) would prescribe lots of ice chips?

*snort*

 

[carsonshepherd]

You just need to start doing your tongue exercises, Rhys.

 

[Rhys]

I can tie cherry stems with mine. What's your stupid human trick?

 

[NoJo]

re your avatar, carson. Who took that photo of you, Tom of Finland? put some clothes on, it's cold out!

 

[NoJo]

I can tie cherry stems with mine. What's your stupid human trick?

I never knew why people tied cherry stems with their tongues. I use mine to do more useful things, like peel potatoes and core apples.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I can tie cherry stems with mine. What's your stupid human trick?

twisting and rolling.

Stupid human trick....

I don't need tricks.

 

[Rhys]

I never knew why people tied cherry stems with their tongues.



I use mine to do more useful things, like peel potatoes and core apples. [/B]

Never underestimate the value of copious amounts of vodka and equal parts boredom and cherries.


Ah, you are a relative of Gene Simmons then.

 

[Rhys]

twisting and rolling.

Stupid human trick....

I don't need tricks.

Tricks are for kids.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Tricks are for kids.

exactly.

You do notice I stay Krispy in milk though...

 

[NoJo]

Ah, you are a relative of Gene Simmons then.

Yes we share a few Genes.

 

[Rhys]

exactly.

You do notice I stay Krispy in milk though...

A hard man is good to find

 

[carsonshepherd]

A hard man is good to find

A Krisp one is even better. But I don't scratch the roof of your mouth... Just a little bruise, maybe