Let your snark spew here

[Loverskitten]

It's bad for your health to hold it in.


OMG Facebook friends, you had turkey today? I can't fucking believe it! I'm so glad you took all those photos of it or I'd call you liars! Especially the ones of the picked over carcass, that proves you're full, but I knew that cause you all told me.
Now please return to posting every fucking time you go to the gym or go for a run. God I've missed knowing!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Gorean self-aggrandisers. Aside from the way that "Free (I.E. non-submissive) women are okay to be mothers but they just have no soul or ability to enjoy sex" raises my hackles, the overweening romanticism just makes me cringe and laugh.

 

[lovecraft68]

This

Under the heading of needing help with a sci fi/bdsm story

The story is about enslavement, torture, rape, non-consensual engagements. The capture and breakdown of a person. Their training and how they are re-purposed.

I am so sick and fucking tired of you sick twisted sadists using BDSM as an excuse to write rape and torture porn.

No matter what the sub/bottom endures it is consensual and done within preset rules and parameters

All the above description is is pure non consent torture porn no one is raped and tortured in "re-purposing" in BDSM

And we all know this is a small example. Over half of what is posted as BDSM in the e-book market is rape porn.

The above story idea was recently discovered in real life. The master's name was "Castro" and he has sense killed himself.

Too bad the other people who find this amusing could not be re-purposed in such a way

 

[Stella_Omega]

Someone just posted to a different forum that I hang out at-- saying she was raped by President Obama and also electro tortured by "other high ranking officials," and also she has been abused by "high ranking officials" since she was 13.

Well, it's a step up from Alien Abduction, I suppose.

I told her to talk to her local mental health agency before she embarrasses herself exposing her masturbation fantasies to the internet.

The mods deleted her account. I really wish I'd saved her post in my WTF file.

 

[lovecraft68]

Good thing she didn't post it on the GB.

So let me get this straight a person who more likely than not is either ill, or possibly just doing some serious leg pulling, gets their account deleted but....

People insult people, sling racial slurs, follow people from forum to forum stalking and harassing them, ruin everyone's enjoyment of the threads and no matter how many people complain its "This is a freedom of speech site"

 

[Stella_Omega]

Good thing she didn't post it on the GB.

So let me get this straight a person who more likely than not is either ill, or possibly just doing some serious leg pulling, gets their account deleted but....

People insult people, sling racial slurs, follow people from forum to forum stalking and harassing them, ruin everyone's enjoyment of the threads and no matter how many people complain its "This is a freedom of speech site"

Different website, different owners, different rules.

 

[midwestyankee]

It's bad for your health to hold it in.


OMG Facebook friends, you had turkey today? I can't fucking believe it! I'm so glad you took all those photos of it or I'd call you liars! Especially the ones of the picked over carcass, that proves you're full, but I knew that cause you all told me.
Now please return to posting every fucking time you go to the gym or go for a run. God I've missed knowing!

We seriously need a Like button here. I'm as guilty as the next foodie of posting photos of interesting meals. But I don't consider T'giving an interesting meal, so no posts.

My snark: Yes, Christianists, I know there's another holiday coming up in about a month that you think is the center of time and you're convinced that others will somehow appreciate your claim of victimhood. But it's an absolute crock that there's a "war" against your favorite holiday because a few schools don't force their third graders to sing "Ave Maria" every afternoon before milk and cookies.

What we do have is a war on non-Christianists. And this member of the attacked isn't at all happy to have your sappy misappropriation of the winter solstice shoved down my unwilling throat for two months out of every year.

[Maybe this is more like a blurt than snark. If so, mea culpa.]

 

[Dianthus]

We seriously need a Like button here. I'm as guilty as the next foodie of posting photos of interesting meals. But I don't consider T'giving an interesting meal, so no posts.

My snark: Yes, Christianists, I know there's another holiday coming up in about a month that you think is the center of time and you're convinced that others will somehow appreciate your claim of victimhood. But it's an absolute crock that there's a "war" against your favorite holiday because a few schools don't force their third graders to sing "Ave Maria" every afternoon before milk and cookies.

What we do have is a war on non-Christianists. And this member of the attacked isn't at all happy to have your sappy misappropriation of the winter solstice shoved down my unwilling throat for two months out of every year.

[Maybe this is more like a blurt than snark. If so, mea culpa.]

Hear, hear!

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[Loverskitten]

We seriously need a Like button here. I'm as guilty as the next foodie of posting photos of interesting meals. But I don't consider T'giving an interesting meal, so no posts.

My snark: Yes, Christianists, I know there's another holiday coming up in about a month that you think is the center of time and you're convinced that others will somehow appreciate your claim of victimhood. But it's an absolute crock that there's a "war" against your favorite holiday because a few schools don't force their third graders to sing "Ave Maria" every afternoon before milk and cookies.

What we do have is a war on non-Christianists. And this member of the attacked isn't at all happy to have your sappy misappropriation of the winter solstice shoved down my unwilling throat for two months out of every year.

[Maybe this is more like a blurt than snark. If so, mea culpa.]

It's funny because my friends on FB who are atheist, are the preachiest and most annoying.

 

[Loverskitten]

Please I really want to see more pictures of you running. And all those mud runs and color runs, oooh those look soooooo fun, they really look like they make running even MORE fun .

 

[Stella_Omega]

It's funny because my friends on FB who are atheist, are the preachiest and most annoying.

Really, what do they preach?

 

[knot_sweet]

You're sooo right...listening to nothing but metal, wearing black and hating on everything you label as 'pop', 'hipsters' and 'wannabe alternatives' makes you a unique and enlightened individual.

Also, cheering on a has been musician that deliberately goes to a record store in a rich people's neighbourhood to rage on about how none of the 'priviledged trust fund babies' would know anything about him before he got labelled as a sell out...That guy is not cool. That guy is a shit stirring, judgemental fucking douche in search of five more minutes of fame.

Fuck, you're so narrow minded you make Tony Abbott look enlightened.

Also, buy clothes that fucking fit. The reason you can't get a job? It's not because you're fat, it's because you dress like you stole clothes that are three sizes too small from a good will bin. You are not to poor or too proud to buy your shit from Kmart. I do.

You are not a victim, you are not sticking it to society or the man.

Grow the fuck up.

 

[BiBunny]

It's funny because my friends on FB who are atheist, are the preachiest and most annoying.

Mine are roughly equally annoying. The loud-mouthed, obnoxious ones, I mean. Most of my FB friends are not obnoxious or loud-mouthed at all.

 

[Amelia_69_]

Does anyone desire, a item "me" to take their aggression out on?!

P.m. if that's what you need.

 

[knot_sweet]

Does anyone desire, a item "me" to take their aggression out on?!

P.m. if that's what you need.

I'd get snarky about this...but then I'd be giving it to you for free.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Really, what do they preach?

I had one atheist co-worker who was loudly and drunkenly preaching Christian values. It was sort of a "well I'm too clever to believe in God, but White People False Religion is still better than Brown People False Religion" thing.

 

[Loverskitten]

Really, what do they preach?

Anti-religion. They basically post things that put people down for believing in God. I remember one with like a starving child with something anti-prayer. They post meme type things about how they're too smart to believe in God, etc

 

[Loverskitten]

Does anyone desire, a item "me" to take their aggression out on?!

P.m. if that's what you need.

I can't tell if this is brilliant scarcasm or a stupid cybersex request.

 

[seela]

I can't tell if this is brilliant scarcasm or a stupid cybersex request.

I've learned not to get my hopes up.

 

[midwestyankee]

Hear, hear!

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It's funny because my friends on FB who are atheist, are the preachiest and most annoying.

I don't have a problem with people being faithful to a religion. I do have a problem with people who belong to the single most widely-shared faith in our nation acting the victim because they're losing a tiny fraction of the ubiquity that they used to enjoy in our public life.

My FB snark: yes, I get it that you subscribe to 312 websites that publish cloyingly sappy captioned images. It really doesn't take 53 consecutive posts made in 15 minutes to prove to us that you are awed by cloyingly sappy captioned images. I get it. I really do. And no, I'm not signing up for your religion even if the main guy in the faith looks great surrounded by adoring children in front of a sunset on a beach with empty footprints and there are solar flares emanating from his head while he's curing a six-year old of leprosy and a hangover.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

It's snark week on animal planet, btw.





I just wanted to type that. Carry on.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Ah, yes, I forgot: it's only wrong when OTHER people do that thing you're doing right now.

 

[Loverskitten]

Ah, yes, I forgot: it's only wrong when OTHER people do that thing you're doing right now.

Sitting on my ass, drinking myself stoopid? Yep, it's wrong, don't do that.

 

[Loverskitten]

Only I.

 

[Amelia_69_]

Its a bit of both. Should I cry because you called my post stupid? Would that bring you joy?