Let us praise God

[openthighs_sarah]

(in Michael Palin's voice)

O Lord...

...ooh, You are so big...

...so absolutely huge.

Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.

Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery.

But You are so strong and, well, just so super.

Fantastic.

Amen.



p.s. Someone posted this recently on another thread on the GB, but I thought it would be nice to clutter this forum up a bit, too.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

How sexistic!

I feel left out.

Svenskaflicka
Goddess of Vice

 

[Guest]

(in Michael Palin's voice)

O Lord...
...ooh, You are so big...
...so absolutely huge.
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery.
But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Fantastic.
Amen.


p.s. Someone posted this recently on another thread on the GB, but I thought it would be nice to clutter this forum up a bit, too.

_____

OTS is definitely in for a lot of ass-raping in hell.


(Hmmm ... But then, again, it's as if she's planned it that way, all along.)

 

[openthighs_sarah]

That does sound like the kind of Hell I could really sink my teeth into. So to speak.

(Ha ha ha ha... you call that a grotesquely huge demonic phallus? Let me know when it's in.)







How ya been, manxy?

 

[Guest]

...ooh, You are so big...

...so absolutely huge.

You are so strong and fantastic.

Performing for the neighbors again, open thighs?

 

[Guest]

That does sound like the kind of Hell I could really sink my teeth into. So to speak.

(Ha ha ha ha... you call that a grotesquely huge demonic phallus? Let me know when it's in.)


How ya been, manxy?

_______

No teeth, dammit! Just suck!


Been fine, sweetie. Yourself?

 

[MathGirl]

M.Palin

From Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" of course. Does anyone recall the scene from that movie with Mr Creosote in the fancy restaurant?
MG

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Re: M.Palin

From Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" of course. Does anyone recall the scene from that movie with Mr Creosote in the fancy restaurant?
MG

- Monsieur, is there something wrong with the food?
- No, the food was excellent.
- Perhaps you're not... happy with the service?
- No, no. No complaints.
- (wife) It's just that we have to go. I'm having rather a heavy period.

 

[MathGirl]

"At least I never worked for Jews."

Well done, Sarah. Care for a thin waffer?

MG

 

[openthighs_sarah]

No. Fuck off. I'm full.

 

[openthighs_sarah]

And just one more...

- Who's that, then?

- I dunno. Must be a king.

- Why?

- He hasn't got shit all over him.

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Re: Re: Let us praise God

Performing for the neighbors again, open thighs?

There you go again, taking a perfectly innocent quote about the Greatness and Hugeness of the lord, and making it seem somehow... obscene.*

(Edited because I wrote "lurid", which was just pathetically wrong and stupid. There's a better word than obscene, too, but I'm too tired to think of it.)



* Nice job. (Hi, slut!)


Manxy - I've been awake, that's how I've been. Three days straight, more or less, and right now I can't quite decide if I want to giggle or throw up from exhaustion. Sexy, huh?

punchy hugs,
s

 

[TheEarl]

What's your favourite colour?
Yellow...no blue arrrrggghhh.

The Earl

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmm

"Allo surr, ow are you tonight"

"Better"

"Oh ave you been ill surr"

"Better get a bucket, I'm gunna be sick"

 

[MathGirl]

M Python

"It's so nice to have a penis....................."

 

[TheEarl]

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great.
If any sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate.

The Earl