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[jaF0]

You shall have no other gods before Me.

Donny: Well, except for me. How many of his desciples refer to him as their messiah, savior, etc.?
Joe: No such reference

You shall not make idols.

Donny: Well, except for me. 'Buy my shoes, get my face tattoed on your ass ' and so on.
Joe: No such reference


You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.

Donny: Well, except for me. Grovel at my feet for my attention.
Joe: No such reference


Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

Donny: Golf Baby, GOLF!!!
Joe: No such reference


Honor your father and your mother.

Donny: Steal from them first.
Joe: No such reference


You shall not murder.

Donny: Well, except for me. It's OK if I do it.
Joe: No such reference



You shall not commit adultery.

Donny: Well, except for me. At least 4 publicly known instances, likely many, many more.
Joe: No such reference


You shall not steal.

Donny: Well, except for me. It isn't stealing if I command you to give me your money, or if I lie to you and con you out of it..
Joe: No such reference



You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

Donny: Well, except for me. 20-30,000 well documented instances. Not flubs, deliberate with intent to deceive
Joe: Yeah, probably a few, like most adults, likely not with intent.



You shall not covet.

Donny: Well, except for me. Grab 'em by the .....
Joe: No such reference






How can any real Christian have any trouble deciding to vote Joe?

 

[Saint_Ann]

You shall have no other gods before Me.

Donny: Well, except for me. How many of his desciples refer to him as their messiah, savior, etc.?
Joe: No such reference

You shall not make idols.

Donny: Well, except for me. 'Buy my shoes, get my face tattoed on your ass ' and so on.
Joe: No such reference


You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.

Donny: Well, except for me. Grovel at my feet for my attention.
Joe: No such reference


Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

Donny: Golf Baby, GOLF!!!
Joe: No such reference


Honor your father and your mother.

Donny: Steal from them first.
Joe: No such reference


You shall not murder.

Donny: Well, except for me. It's OK if I do it.
Joe: No such reference



You shall not commit adultery.

Donny: Well, except for me. At least 4 publicly known instances, likely many, many more.
Joe: No such reference


You shall not steal.

Donny: Well, except for me. It isn't stealing if I command you to give me your money, or if I lie to you and con you out of it..
Joe: No such reference



You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

Donny: Well, except for me. 20-30,000 well documented instances. Not flubs, deliberate with intent to deceive
Joe: Yeah, probably a few, like most adults, likely not with intent.



You shall not covet.

Donny: Well, except for me. Grab 'em by the .....
Joe: No such reference






How can any real Christian have any trouble deciding to vote Joe?

Good thing there is separation of church and state.